The congealed, leftover Kraft Mac and Cheese storyline that is Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner‘s “cheating scandal” must be hard to sell to the fans because nobody really cares. True, the main course of the Kartrashian koven’s upcoming season lies within the drama between Khloe Kardashian, Kylie’s former guest house tenant Jordyn Woods, and dealer of disruptive dick Tristan Thompson. However, while that drama continues to heat up like a pot of greens Kylie’s is bland potato salad spoiling on the window sill. However, Travis has been making his rounds to keep people interested.
Because the EARTH-SHATTERING cheating allegations between Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner’s former BFF Jordyn Woods is getting a lot of attention for the next season of Keeping Up With The Kartrashians, Kris Jenner is looking to capitalize on the hype by throwing another one of her children’s relationships under the bus. Though Kylie Jenner is already in the center of Khloe and Jordyn’s drama, Kris must have been thinking, “How can I make it even worse for her??”, because now there are allegations that Kylie’s boyfriend Travis Scott has apparently joined this Cheaters inspired storyline by allegedly passing his peen to another woman.
Kris Jenner‘s favorite tool in her battle against God’s blessed light, TMZ, has a completely interesting update for us regarding that whole Jordyn Woods/Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson scandal. They claim that Jordyn is blaming it on the booze, but that wasn’t enough to get her excommunicated from the Koven.
Tragic newly single mom and crypt message poster Khloé Kardashian‘s recent romantic woes have supposedly made her a contender for The Bachelorette. At least that’s what The Bachelor/ette franchise creator Mike Fleiss wants you to believe. Fleiss obviously hasn’t considered the many reasons why Khloe, 34, could never be the next Bachelorette. One is that, upon hearing the news, every rose (including the plastic ones) on the planet said “fuck that noise” and shriveled into nothingness. So both series are canceled now because roses don’t exist anymore. Thanks for that, Khloé (no shade).
After cheating allegations came out that Kylie Jenner’s BFF Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson, who was in a shitty relationship with Kylie’s sister Khloe Kardashian, were playing an aggressive pick-up game of tonsil hockey at a house party in L.A. on Sunday night, Jordyn has decided it’s best for her to move out of Kylie’s mansion. Translation: Kylie packed all of Jordyn’s things into a trash bag and threw it out the front door before kindly informing Jordyn she had to get the fuck out. And yes, I’m sure cameras were there to capture it all.
Too bad Paper didn’t ask her about her best friend fucking her sister’s man…
I don’t know if the pain medication plastic surgeons give their patients contain heroin, crack, or a combination of both but there must be something mind altering in the ingredients that make their patients believe the lies they tell themselves. Let’s take a trip through the elevated mind state of lips like Jagger businesswoman, and Kris Jenner’s top earner, Kylie Jenner as she sits down with Paper Magazine to once again discuss how she started her business from nothing. Well, that’s only if nothing means being genetically linked to a family of notorious famewhores with lots of money and insecurity issues.