Category: Kylie Jenner

Jordyn Woods Has Moved Out Of Kylie Jenner’s House After Cheating “Scandal”

February 21, 2019 / Posted by:

After cheating allegations came out that Kylie Jenner’s BFF Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson, who was in a shitty relationship with Kylie’s sister Khloe Kardashian, were playing an aggressive pick-up game of tonsil hockey at a house party in L.A. on Sunday night, Jordyn has decided it’s best for her to move out of Kylie’s mansion. Translation: Kylie packed all of Jordyn’s things into a trash bag and threw it out the front door before kindly informing Jordyn she had to get the fuck out. And yes, I’m sure cameras were there to capture it all.

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Kylie Jenner’s Paper Magazine Interview Is Absolutely Delusional

February 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Too bad Paper didn’t ask her about her best friend fucking her sister’s man

I don’t know if the pain medication plastic surgeons give their patients contain heroin, crack, or a combination of both but there must be something mind altering in the ingredients that make their patients believe the lies they tell themselves. Let’s take a trip through the elevated mind state of lips like Jagger businesswoman, and Kris Jenner’s top earner, Kylie Jenner as she sits down with Paper Magazine to once again discuss how she started her business from nothing. Well, that’s only if nothing means being genetically linked to a family of notorious famewhores with lots of money and insecurity issues.

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The Red Carpet Looks At The Grammy Awards Were Out Of This World

February 11, 2019 / Posted by:

The Grammys red carpet always looks like an intergalactic space orgy sprinkled with a bunch of random rappers who just rolled out of bed with barely enough time to grab their grill from the bedside table thrown in for good measure. Every year, it’s a mess. Plus you’ve always got legitimate superstars mixed in with a whole lot whosits and whateverhappenedtos. This year’s Grammy red carpet was no exception. I’m trying to sift through some of these looks, and honestly don’t know where to begin.

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Kylie Jenner And Travis Scott May Have Gotten Engaged And Are Ready For Baby #2

February 4, 2019 / Posted by:

People is reporting that Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott may be planning on putting another demonic embryo inside a virgin human host and waiting for it to gestate before sacrificing their prisoner and placing the malefic energy into Kylie’s own womb for birth. …Or maybe they’ll just bang and she’ll get knocked up by accident again?

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Kylie Jenner Spent $10,000 On Postmates Last Year

January 30, 2019 / Posted by:

What a bargain shopper!” – Post Malone and Jessica Simpson.

I never imagined Kylie Jenner or any of the other members of the Kardashian Koven to be the types to pop down to the corner store and pick up their own taquito – that’s what Rob Kardashian is for, after all! Postmates has been a godsend to us lazies who can’t take 20 minutes from binge-watching Suits on Amazon Prime to go down to Popeyes for a five-piece bucket. Postmates will bring it right to your door (and also include service fees that turn that $8 cheap chicken into a $25 case of “What am I doing with my life?” by the time Sunday night hits). Kylie apparently likes to start every other day with a bagel, courtesy of Postmates, and she blabbed about how she spent $10,000 over the course of 2018  for doing stupid shit like getting a single carrot delivered to her. Continue reading


Travis Scott Asked The NFL To Make A Donation In Exchange For Doing The Super Bowl Halftime Show

January 14, 2019 / Posted by:

We’ve all known since September that Maroon 5 will most likely headline the Super Bowl halftime show in Atlanta on February 3, but it seemed like the NFL wanted somebody else to sweeten the pot of bland oatmeal. They asked Cardi B, who did that Girls Like You song with Maroon 5, to make an appearance, but she wanted her own set. Before going with Maroon 5, the NFL asked Rihanna and Jay-Z, but they turned down the offer in support of Colin Kaepernick. But well, rapper and the father of Kylie Jenner’s baby, Travis Scott, better expect a slap down from Amy Schumer, because he’s going to perform.

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