This is why it’s important to take selfie breaks every once in a while to read the damn news. Because if Kim Kardashian did that sort of thing, she might have read about Shaun White getting in trouble for his Simple Jack Halloween costume. And she might have said to herself, “So apparently we don’t use the r-word anymore? Good to know.” But a self-obsessed fame whore never takes a break, and so up until last night, Kim casually threw around the r-word. After getting called out by people who are familiar with the current protocol on such a word (aka don’t use it), Kim is apologizing.
What’s that Khloe? You got your mom a $14,000 Botox facial for her birthday? Kourtney, you ordered a gift basket filled with imported Italian greyhound puppies? All very kind gestures, but the best child came through and outdid you all on Kris Jenner’s 63rd birthday with a brand-new Ferrari. Rob, toss that handmade macaroni necklace behind the couch where it belongs, it just can’t compete with mama’s fancy new ride.
Kim Kartrashian is truly an enigma wrapped in a conundrum draped in a riddle and dipped in trash and sprinkled with the blood of Lucifer. She loves how thin she is. But also has claimed men are gay who aren’t attracted to her physical energies. And then said she hates her own big ass that she purchased. And Kim is known for her Photoshop flops, and now she’s been accused of another that involves taking her ass from DuPont factory to a couple of medium-sized Tupperware bowls. Continue reading
Are you ready to be so shocked and surprised you have to call in sick to work, cancel all your plans for the week and go into hiding while you process it? Buckle up. Kylie Jenner is back on the lip filler train. I know! You’re all so shocked since she said she was done with filler and had it removed! But now she’s doing it again! Scandal.
When Nicki Minaj’s latest album Queen didn’t reach the number one spot on the Billboard chart, she threw a massive hissy fit targeted at the person who dared rank higher than her, Travis Scott. She also came for Travis’ girlfriend and baby’s mother, Kylie Jenner. Since the Kardashian-Jenners live in a delusional world of delusion where even the worst attention is good attention, I’m sure Kylie sent a basket of makeup over to Nicki’s house with a Thank You note and an invitation to drag her anytime. But Nicki recently revealed on her Beats 1 show Queen Radio, that she doesn’t hate Kylie.
So the other day Nicki Minaj got salty and bitter when her album Queen came in at #2, getting beat out for the top spot by Kylie Jenner‘s boyfriend and baby father, Travis Scott. During her Twitter freak out, she hinted that come Tuesday she was going to have more to say about it on her Queen Radio show on Apple Music’s Beats 1. Tuesday came and Nicki did as promised.