Category: Kristen Wiig

Jamie Dornan Says Kristen Wiig Apologized For Asking Him To Do Gal Gadot’s “Imagine” Video

April 10, 2020 / Posted by:

Not too long after most of North America went into self-isolation in an attempt to flatten the curve of COVID-19, Gal Gadot gathered some of her famous friends to “sing” John Lennon’s “Imagine” for us from the comfort of their own multi-million dollar homes. Gal probably hoped the video would unite us all, and it did – just not in the right way. We all came together and agreed it was a mess. Because being on the receiving end of “We’re all in this together!” vibes just isn’t the same when most of us aren’t self-isolating in an Olympic-sized heated saltwater infinity pool.

One of the singalong’s stars, Jamie Dornan, spoke about the video on an episode of the Tea with Me podcast (via The Mirror) this week and defended Gal by stressing that she really did have the best intentions at the time, saying “she was trying to do a good thing.” He then described how he got involved. Jamie recently worked on a film titled Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar. Kristen appears in Wonder Woman 1984 with Gal. Jamie is clearly a big Target Lady fan, because when Kristen (who was asked by Gal) to film a little clip of his karaoke skills, he immediately said yes without thinking.

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“Imagine” If All These Celebrities Sang In The Same Key

March 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Corona isn’t the only thing going viral these days. With everybody on lockdown and bored out of their minds, we are grasping at straws for anything even mildly entertaining to distract us from this supremely shitty situation. Some desperate souls have even resorted to watching Cats! Which is why you may have seen the video that’s going around where Gal Gadot and a bafflingly random group of celebrities join together as one to sing John Lennon’s Imagine. You see, coronavirus got Gal to thinking: What if we are all really the same? And to her credit, when it comes right down to it, celebrities really are just like us. They’re also bored, scared, barely any of them can sing, and the ones who can sing, are always doing too much.

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Glamour, Thy Name Is Oscars

February 10, 2020 / Posted by:

I’m fucking kidding of course. This year’s Oscars red carpet was about as glamorous as a back alley gluteal augmentation. Not even red carpet darling Billy Porter could save this parade of half-baked ideas which ranged from Saoirse Ronan’s front butt ruffle to Laura Dern’s titty-tassels. The real kicker is that, for reasons I will never accept, Blac Chyna was invited to pose for hundreds of pictures looking like a second string (ok, twelfth string) Cruella de Vil who smothered Cookie Monster with her bosom, skinned him with her talons and used his pelt for this dress. Meanwhile, the cast of Best Picture winning Parasite, were only photographed together in a group. The fuck? At least they let them use the slo-mo cam which is a big improvement on Giuliana Rancic’s (below, go easy on her, she’s dealing with some intestinal distress) Mani-Cam of yore.

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Billie Eilish Had The Meme Makers Very Busy Last Night

February 10, 2020 / Posted by:

And it was all thanks to the Oscars. Last night, Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig graced us with their presence by presenting Best Production Design and Best Costume Design. During their bit while presenting the Best Costume Design Oscar, Maya and Kristen did a little song. And in the middle of their song, the camera cut to 18-year-old Billie Eilish (dressed like a twin sized mattress, thanks to Chanel) appearing to look perplexed while wondering who those old people on stage are. Which in turn, made her the biggest winner of the night by becoming a meme.

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The Trailer For “Wonder Woman 1984” Features An Unexpected Object

December 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Here, just in time to ruin James Cameron’s Christmas, is the trailer for Wonder Woman 1984: Quest For The Crystal Butt-Plug starring Gal Gadot. Spoiler alert, Pedro Pascal has it! When he pulled that bad boy out of its cave (1:10), it’s literally the only thing I could think about for the duration of the trailer. In fact, I’m still thinking about it right now, and I’ll continue to think about it until the end of time. However, if Chris Pine’s reappearance as the previously deceased WWI soldier Steve Trevor is any indication, time may be a relative concept in this film. Plus the movie doesn’t come out until next summer, so me and my thoughts about the butt plug I have a long cold winter ahead of us.

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Matt Damon Bailed On The “Downsizing” Premiere

December 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Matt Damon’s promo tour for his latest film, Downsizing, has sort of snowballed into a disastrous hijacking of the #MeToo campaign. Matt has argued that there are “levels” to sexual harassment, and that men who haven’t sexually assaulted anyone deserve an enthusiastic pat on the back. Matt was supposed to attend the Downsizing premiere in Los Angeles on Monday night, but he didn’t go. I guess downsizing Matt Damon’s public appearances is one way to ensure more dumb thoughts about sexual harassment don’t come out of his mouth and into the microphone of a reporter.

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