There’s online speculation that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s mystery baby surrogate is none other than her little half-sister Kylie Jenner. Why doesn’t the Koven just skip these formalities and just merge together into a giant disgusting ball of taupe plastic and bake in the sun by one of their pools in Calabasas? They can set up some sort of webcam so the “fans” can check in on the Karjenner Ball now and then. Don’t hate me, I also nauseated myself with that one. Continue reading
The gossip maelstrom over last night’s report that kosmetics kween Kylie Jenner is allegedly carrying boyfriend Travis Scott’s baby has everybody in a tizzy. In addition to demonstrating how the Earth needs a life, it’s possibly causing her ex, living-beyond-his-means rapper Tyga, no end of sadness. Tyga got used to living in the silicone-d lap of luxury, what with the Karjenners enabling him to flip off his arch-enemy the repo man on the regular. Since Kylie dumped him, Tyga probably has to actually pay some car notes and start parking his rides at his mom’s house so they don’t get snatched back. He’s playing it cool though and making paternity “jokes” on Snapchat. You know he’s already tailgating at her house with an at-home paternity test in hand ready to hurl it at her car when it comes out of the gate. Continue reading
Every year, drama-filled fashionistas like to write about the meanie designers who make them wait around like the rest of us do any given day at the DMV. Because he is never to be outdone, Kanye West kind of took it to the max last year by making everyone pass out waiting for his collection to show on Roosevelt Island. This year, it was designer Alexander Wang’s turn. Page Six reports he hosted his show in a Brooklyn alley because, gurrrrl, have you seen what rent is like in Manhattan these days?!
It’s a Kardashian Family Crisis! Littlest Kardi, Kylie Jenner’s reality show, Life of Kylie, might be a flop. And according to Radar, PM Kris Jenner wants all hands on deck to help boost the show’s tanking ratings. Just how bad are the ratings, you ask? Well, Life of Kylie got beat by The Weather Channel the past couple of Sundays.
Kylie Jenner better enjoy that stank show of hers while she can, because Pimp Mama Kris Jenner has the next Kardashian duo ready to take the mainstage: her melons! Fidget spinners are out, and Memaw mammaries are in! Just as Madonna and her birthday bazookas on center stage while she flubbed the words to her own song.
It’s hard to believe, but it’s been a solid ten years since our screens weren’t dominated by nasal-voiced broads hawking lip plumper and eyelash extensions. The Hollywood Reporter is out with a biblical-length profile titled “The Kardashian Decade” entailing all the behind the scenes dish on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The serious cover, nude-colored wardrobes and the fact that the whole thing blurts “KIM IS MAKE-UP FREE! ALERT THE TOWN CRIER” in the first three sentences are supposed to make us think this is Raw! Unscripted! Real! Kar! Dash!
The fact that it looks like Kris Jenner’s head was photoshopped onto her body makes us realize this is business as usual. Continue reading