The gift that keeps on giving, Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian‘s child support fight, is swinging into phase three: bringing in the rest of the koven. After Blac Chyna’s “clapback” yesterday, I guess the Kardashian’s decided to tag in The Big Pimp into the media mess.
This is why it’s important to take selfie breaks every once in a while to read the damn news. Because if Kim Kardashian did that sort of thing, she might have read about Shaun White getting in trouble for his Simple Jack Halloween costume. And she might have said to herself, “So apparently we don’t use the r-word anymore? Good to know.” But a self-obsessed fame whore never takes a break, and so up until last night, Kim casually threw around the r-word. After getting called out by people who are familiar with the current protocol on such a word (aka don’t use it), Kim is apologizing.
What’s that Khloe? You got your mom a $14,000 Botox facial for her birthday? Kourtney, you ordered a gift basket filled with imported Italian greyhound puppies? All very kind gestures, but the best child came through and outdid you all on Kris Jenner’s 63rd birthday with a brand-new Ferrari. Rob, toss that handmade macaroni necklace behind the couch where it belongs, it just can’t compete with mama’s fancy new ride.
I know that we all thought Kim Kardashian was a portrait of body positivity, especially after she reminded us how extremely happy, elated and thoroughly tickled pink she was to be a minuscule 120 pounds. Well slap on your surprised face because you are in for a turnaround!
BuzzFeed is reporting that Kendall Jenner, the highest paid model to ever lazily stroll down a catwalk or give absolutely ZERO emotion and intrigue in a photograph, has stepped in a heaping pile of “I’m an ignorant fool” shit. She recently spoke with Love magazine about how great she is at staring into lenses for money and said something that her fellow models took rather harshly.
So Caitlyn Jenner did a huge fucking puff-piece with Variety for their “Trans Hollywood” issue and they refer to her as “the world’s most famous transgender woman,” so right from the get-go we have a problem. More like Caitlyn Jenner is the most famous transgender woman you would see in a Ted Cruz campaign ad. Speaking of, Caitlyn talks a lot about being a transgender Republican and says she didn’t get a lot of support from the trans community after she made it clear she voted for Trump. Shocking. Continue reading