I know that we all thought Kim Kardashian was a portrait of body positivity, especially after she reminded us how extremely happy, elated and thoroughly tickled pink she was to be a minuscule 120 pounds. Well slap on your surprised face because you are in for a turnaround!
It was just a few weeks ago that Kourtney Kardashian, AKA “the least exciting one to look at“, broke things off with model Younes Bendjima. There were some infidelity rumors and it also seemed like Younes just didn’t understand what Kourtney was really about, you know what I mean? Well, Kourtney saw the notes Kris Jenner scribbled in her Keeping Up With The Kardashians script and it read: “Kourtney speaks to BOYFRIEND” and so she had to go out and get her old one back.
I know adding the word “messy” in that headline was extremely redundant of me; I mean, is there any other kind of Kardashian break-up? Yesterday it was revealed 39-year-old Kourtney Kardashian dumped her 25-year-old boy toy Younes Bendjima. Today, we’re watching the other Kardashians get into this Younes situation.
Kourtney Kardashian got some attention this week after she launched herself into a messy scripted Twitter fight with her sisters Kim and Khloe Kardashian over some dumb, scripted drama about a family photo shoot. And now she’s getting a little more probably scripted attention.
TMZ says that 39-year-old Kourtney and her 25-year-old model boyfriend Younes Bendjima are over after 2 years with her ending it. Younes confirmed that he’s done with Kourtney by getting photographed in Mexico with an Instagram model named Jordan Ozuna. Jordan reportedly dated Tyga shortly after he split from Kourtney’s sister Kylie Jenner. It’s just like that song from The Lion King: it’s the ciiiiircle of Calabasaaaaaas.
In July, things started to go south after Kourtney Instagrammed a picture of her ass. Younes, clearly forgetting who pays the bills, called Kourtney out by asking “That’s what you need to show to get likes?” (before deleting his comment). Younes always had a problem with Kourtney acting THOTty on social media. Kourtney wasn’t feeling Younes’ possessiveness over her butt pics, and now she’s single.
The only downside is that Kris Jenner will now have to schedule an exit interview, like I’m sure she does with every one of the Kardashian-Jenner males that escape the koven. Luckily, it should be quick and painless. All Younes has to do is promise that he won’t yank too much publicity away from the family by dating a teenager like Kourtney’s previous dude, and he’s good to go.
UPDATE: Younes responded to the rumor that he’s already moved on, and it looks like a new KUWTK story arc has been born.
If you plan on killing your brain by watching the newest season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians (or any season really, the brain-killing is consistent throughout the series) then you are in for a visual treat from one Miss Khloé Kardashian.
Khlozilla took to Instagram to let the world know what was going on with her mouth during the newest season of her show. Apparently she wanted to get the jump on some Internet trolls, knowing her swollen slug-lips would be a topic of discussion.
Because I’m sure your brain keeps important info like this, I’m sure you remember how Kourtney Kardashian‘s boyfriend Younes Bendjima got konfused about what his girlfriend does for “work.” We have an update. And by that I mean, the Kardashians sent out a few statements to E! News through their minions.