Category: Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian And Scott Disick Found A New Plot Line

December 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Just when you thought nobody was watching (OK, it was more than a thought – nobody was watching), Kris Jenner found a new trick up her sleeve, and it might be polyamory! OK, fine, it’s likely just smart co-parenting, but Kris will call it polyamory if it gets more eyeballs to E! on a Sunday night. 35-year-old Scott Disick is vacationing in Cabo at the moment, and rather than seem like an absent father and just jet to Mexico with his piece, 20-year-old Sofia Richie, he did the mature thing: bring his ex Kourtney Kardashian, too!

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John Mayer Might Be Trying To Get With Kourtney Kardashian

December 13, 2018 / Posted by:

You’re probably already in your end-of-the-world bunker because of (insert anything that’s on the news), but this should really make you get in your end-of-the-world bunker. As soon as soon as the tip of the hood on John Mayer’s David Duke touched the kooze of a Kartrashian, the earth’s core would explode over this unholy union.

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Kourtney Kardashian Had A “Tense” Dinner With Scott Disick And Sofia Richie

November 7, 2018 / Posted by:

People reports the highly important news that Kourtney Kardashian went to dinner with her 35-year-old ex Scott Disick and Sofia Richie. On Sunday, Scott took his child girlfriend to Chuck E. Cheese and as she played skee-ball, Kourtney’s sloth brain nearly melted while wondering why her salad didn’t have cucumber cubes in it. No, they went to Nobu.

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Kim Kardashian Is Very Sorry For Saying The R-Word

November 1, 2018 / Posted by:

This is why it’s important to take selfie breaks every once in a while to read the damn news. Because if Kim Kardashian did that sort of thing, she might have read about Shaun White getting in trouble for his Simple Jack Halloween costume. And she might have said to herself, “So apparently we don’t use the r-word anymore? Good to know.” But a self-obsessed fame whore never takes a break, and so up until last night, Kim casually threw around the r-word. After getting called out by people who are familiar with the current protocol on such a word (aka don’t use it), Kim is apologizing.

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Kim Kardashian Accused Of Photoshopping Her Butt To Look *GASP* Smaller

October 26, 2018 / Posted by:

Kim Kartrashian is truly an enigma wrapped in a conundrum draped in a riddle and dipped in trash and sprinkled with the blood of Lucifer. She loves how thin she is. But also has claimed men are gay who aren’t attracted to her physical energies. And then said she hates her own big ass that she purchased. And Kim is known for her Photoshop flops, and now she’s been accused of another that involves taking her ass from DuPont factory to a couple of medium-sized Tupperware bowls.  Continue reading

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