Category: Kit Harington
Water Bottles Appearing In The “Game Of Thrones” Series Finale Seems About Right
They did it, gang. D.B. Weiss and David Benioff shit themselves as expected, but still managed to limp over the finish line to collect their check and participation trophy. Game of Thrones is finally over. Time to lay down our swords and memes. We have today, and today alone, to reflect on the mistakes we’ve made (not noping out after season 3) and the time that we’ve wasted (72 hours, 16 minutes) since Game of Thrones premiered in June of 2011. So, with that in mind, what the fuck, right?
*obviously, spoilers ahead*
Kit Harington Has Words For Those Who Criticize “Game Of Thrones”
Don’t care for Game Of Thrones? Well, you can go fuck yourself (Michael K INCLUDED). This is coming straight from the horse’s mouth (confirmation needed, could be the other end). Kit Harington, who plays mopey orphan Jon Snow, has a message for critics who weren’t thrilled with waiting two years for the season premiere (SPOILER ALERT) just to watch Cersei give Pacey Witter an unenthusiastic pity fuck in the throne room closet. Seriously guys, if this is you, Kit says you can go fuck yourself.
Brienne of Tarth Is The Clear Winner Of The “Game Of Thrones” Red Carpet
Put Brienne of Tarth on the Iron Throne and let’s be done with it. She’s clearly the baddest bitch in all of the 7 kingdoms. At last night’s final season premiere of Game Of Thrones in NYC, Gwendoline Christie brought both the fire and the ice to the red carpet. Instead of relying on Oathkeeper as she does on the show, Gwen relied on what her momma gave her to slay the competition. Brienne of Tarth must have had Cersei Lannister so shook she didn’t even bother to show. However, Gwen’s shine didn’t seem to intimidate Kit Harington one bit.
Kit Harington’s Alleged Mistress Shared Nudes Of Him Sleeping
Ah, Luxembourg! City of romance! Or is it country of romance? It’s a confusing place. It’s even more confusing if you are passed the fuck out after a coke bender with your Russian mistress. There’s a slight possibility that that’s what happened to newlywed Kit Harington. Photos appearing to depict Kit in naked repose were shared by his alleged mistress who claims she and Rose Leslie‘s husband have been carrying on an affair, and that they fucked as recently as right before their June wedding.
The Bastard Jon Snow Married Ygritte
Before Jon Snow started humping on his Aunt and prepared to dominate Westeros, he was throwing his leg over a special ginger wilding with a sparkle in her feral eye. Many nerds (myself included) were devastated when Ygritte was offed in season four (wipes tears from eyes). Well, for those of us with our legs straddling both “Game of Thrones” world and – hand quotes – “The Real World,” People.com reports that the taboo love of Jon Snow and Ygritte has transcended to a real life wedding.
Actors Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie were married yesterday at Rayne Church in Aberdeenshire, Scotland. Their reception was at the fancy Wardhill Castle, which Rose’s fancy family owns.
Brad Pitt Bid $120,000 For A Date To Watch “Game Of Thrones” with Emilia Clarke
William Bradley Pitt is on the prowl and at a charity auction on Saturday, he tried to bid his way to a date with the mother of dragons herself, Emilia Clarke. I guess the Golden Globes wasn’t the only hot ticket in town this weekend! So how much does it cost to make time with the worst wig in Westeros? More than Brad’s final bid of $120,000!