Category: Kit Harington

Kit Harington’s Alleged Mistress Shared Nudes Of Him Sleeping

November 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Ah, Luxembourg! City of romance! Or is it country of romance? It’s a confusing place. It’s even more confusing if you are passed the fuck out after a coke bender with your Russian mistress. There’s a slight possibility that that’s what happened to newlywed Kit Harington. Photos appearing to depict Kit in naked repose were shared by his alleged mistress who claims she and Rose Leslie‘s husband have been carrying on an affair, and that they fucked as recently as right before their June wedding.

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The Bastard Jon Snow Married Ygritte

June 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Before Jon Snow started humping on his Aunt and prepared to dominate Westeros, he was throwing his leg over a special ginger wilding with a sparkle in her feral eye. Many nerds (myself included) were devastated when Ygritte was offed in season four (wipes tears from eyes). Well, for those of us with our legs straddling both “Game of Thrones” world and – hand quotes – “The Real World,” People.com reports that the taboo love of Jon Snow and Ygritte has transcended to a real life wedding.

Actors Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie were married yesterday at Rayne Church in Aberdeenshire, Scotland. Their reception was at the fancy Wardhill Castle, which Rose’s fancy family owns.

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Brad Pitt Bid $120,000 For A Date To Watch “Game Of Thrones” with Emilia Clarke

January 8, 2018 / Posted by:

William Bradley Pitt is on the prowl and at a charity auction on Saturday, he tried to bid his way to a date with the mother of dragons herself, Emilia Clarke. I guess the Golden Globes wasn’t the only hot ticket in town this weekend! So how much does it cost to make time with the worst wig in Westeros? More than Brad’s final bid of $120,000!

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Angelina Jolie Decided To Fulfill Someone’s Feathered 60s Fantasy Last Night (And Other Looks From The Golden Globes)

January 8, 2018 / Posted by:

Almost everyone who walked the Golden Globes red carpet this year wore black to protest Hollywood’s sexual misconduct problem. One thing that wasn’t being protested was good taste. There were a lot of black velvet outfits on that red carpet. Sure, it’s a bit of an obvious choice, but a choice I was absolutely here for, because anything that makes my brain start blasting “Black Velvet” by Alannah Myles gets two thumbs up from me.

But some people went a little more experimental with their all-black interpretation. Like Angelina Jolie, who showed up to the Golden Globes in some goth Lawrence Welk Show realness by Atelier Versace. It’s a little Barbra Streisand at the 1969 Oscars, with a splash of 60s televangelist, all poured onto a fainting couch and garnished with, “But detective, I swear my husband was dead when I found him!

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Jon Snow Got Bounced From An NYC Bar. Twice.

January 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Reluctant Game of Thrones heartthrob Kit Harington had a little too much mead to drink at NYC’s Barfly on Friday night. And he got his tight “HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME PRETTY, GOD!” ass thrown out. Twice. TMZ reports that he went back for seconds. And that’s when bouncers had to collect him physically and once again show him the door. Yay for those bouncers. People who don’t give a dragon’s shit about Game of Thrones are the minority in this country and should be recognized and lauded for it. Continue reading

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Kit Harington And Rose Leslie Got Engaged

September 27, 2017 / Posted by:

(SPOILER ALERT) Ygritte may have died on Game of Thrones but the actress who played her, Rose Leslie, is still laying all up in Jon Snow’s stinky bed of pelts. According to People, Kit Harington (AKA Klit Hairytongue) and Rose Leslie are engaged to be married, dooming them to forever being asked to act out the line “You know nothing Jon Snow” for the rest of their natural days. I had no idea these two were a thing in real life but apparently she’s been sheathing his Longclaw for some time.

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