William Bradley Pitt is on the prowl and at a charity auction on Saturday, he tried to bid his way to a date with the mother of dragons herself, Emilia Clarke. I guess the Golden Globes wasn’t the only hot ticket in town this weekend! So how much does it cost to make time with the worst wig in Westeros? More than Brad’s final bid of $120,000!
Angelina Jolie Decided To Fulfill Someone’s Feathered 60s Fantasy Last Night (And Other Looks From The Golden Globes)
Almost everyone who walked the Golden Globes red carpet this year wore black to protest Hollywood’s sexual misconduct problem. One thing that wasn’t being protested was good taste. There were a lot of black velvet outfits on that red carpet. Sure, it’s a bit of an obvious choice, but a choice I was absolutely here for, because anything that makes my brain start blasting “Black Velvet” by Alannah Myles gets two thumbs up from me.
But some people went a little more experimental with their all-black interpretation. Like Angelina Jolie, who showed up to the Golden Globes in some goth Lawrence Welk Show realness by Atelier Versace. It’s a little Barbra Streisand at the 1969 Oscars, with a splash of 60s televangelist, all poured onto a fainting couch and garnished with, “But detective, I swear my husband was dead when I found him!”
Reluctant Game of Thrones heartthrob Kit Harington had a little too much mead to drink at NYC’s Barfly on Friday night. And he got his tight “HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME PRETTY, GOD!” ass thrown out. Twice. TMZ reports that he went back for seconds. And that’s when bouncers had to collect him physically and once again show him the door. Yay for those bouncers. People who don’t give a dragon’s shit about Game of Thrones are the minority in this country and should be recognized and lauded for it. Continue reading
(SPOILER ALERT) Ygritte may have died on Game of Thrones but the actress who played her, Rose Leslie, is still laying all up in Jon Snow’s stinky bed of pelts. According to People, Kit Harington (AKA Klit Hairytongue) and Rose Leslie are engaged to be married, dooming them to forever being asked to act out the line “You know nothing Jon Snow” for the rest of their natural days. I had no idea these two were a thing in real life but apparently she’s been sheathing his Longclaw for some time.
Sadly, it wasn’t over the proper way to give inflection to “Zigg-a-zigg-ahhhh!” Geri Halliwell (or Horner, as she likes to be called these days since she married Red Bull F1 racing team principal Christian Horner) let it be known on Instagram she had a very good weekend. Not only was rubbing elbows with Kit Harington at the Italian Grand Prix, but he had cornered him into giving her elocution lessons on one of the most memorable lines from Game Of Thrones.
The Daily Mail says Kit tried to cajole a Northern accent out of the London-raised Ginger, but she was having difficulty. No shit. Did Kit get his Spice Girls mixed up? Because that’s Scary Spice’s wheelhouse.
Ginger has come a long way when it comes to man handling. It seems like it wasn’t THAT long ago when she was popping out of a pair of legs at the Brits to croon “Bag It Up“ and give me all the gay camp feels when my dad would have preferred I pretend I enjoyed playing basketball like all the other kids who lived on our block. Now she’s married with two kids and running lines with Jon Snow!!! Speaking of, just when she seemed to nail the line, she had to go and fuck it up again. Don’t give up, Geri! There could be a part waiting for you next season. You’ll surely do better than the last ginger pop star they brought ’round Westeros!
Kit Harington – seen above looking like Birdie the Early Bird’s emo cousin, Moody the Melancholy Crow – is clearly attempting to reshape his image from sensitive hunk to 100% bad boy. Kit recently told W magazine the story of his Game of Thrones audition. Kit says he showed up with a black eye that he received the night before at McDonald’s. Naturally, I immediately assumed Kit’s black eye was the result of getting accidentally smacked in the face during one of the many spontaneous dance-offs that the film Mac & Me has lead me to believe are very common at McDonald’s, but that’s not the case. Kit got a black eye after defending his lady’s honor.
Kit and a girl he was dating at the time went to McDonald’s one night, and they sat next to a dude and the dude’s girlfriend who started trouble with them. Eventually the other dude called Kit’s girlfriend some rude names. So Kit stood up and challenged the dude to a fight. Unfortunately, as he began to stand up, Kit realized he was dealing with someone who was more Hodor than King Joffrey (i.e. dude was huge). He proceeded to whoop Kit’s ass and leave him with a souvenir. Kit joked that his black eye probably helped him land the role, and jokingly thanked the random guy in the McDonald’s that night for giving it to him.
I won’t dwell on Kit Harington’s gorgeous face, since we all know he’d hate that. Instead I want to what the hell is with late-night McDonald’s fights? I’m not kidding when I say I’ve seen four – FOUR – McDonald’s brawls in my lifetime, and that’s not counting the time I was at a McDonald’s in Florida at 11:30 at night and my cashier stopped taking my order so she could tell the girl working the fryer that she was going to “punch her dead in the face.” People, this is NOT what Mac Tonight had in mind when he dreamed of late-night Mac Attacks.
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