If there’s one thing Scientologists hate more than quack psychologists, it’s lunatic physicists with their science and logic backed hypothesis about the universe. As anyone who’s bothered to learn the truth about space things and such can tell you, Stephen Hawking was out of his goddamn mind. It’s no wonder the inimitable mind of Kirstie Alley felt the need to take the foolish little man down a peg with a eulogy befitting the charlatan who wouldn’t know a thetan if it hit him between the eyes.
Normally when Kirstie Alley is looking for ways to piss off society-at-large, she does normal fame ho things like endorse Donald Trump or throw darts at a photo of Leah Remini, so her latest stunt may have been – dare I say it – an actual misspeak? The first rule of curling is you don’t shit on curling.
Every Winter Olympics, there’s nothing better than watching a team of four people who look like suburban parents push a big stone Roomba around. Curling may not be the most athletic of sports, but what they lack in physical ardor, they make up in screams! Kirstie wasn’t having any of it, and she quickly found out curling wasn’t having any of Kirstie. Continue reading
After the tragedy that happened in Las Vegas on Sunday night, many people (famous and regular) gave their thoughts on why mass shootings keep happening. Kirstie Alley thinks she knows why, and her unsolicited hypothesis is chock full of Scientology craziness.
An Actress Called Tom Cruise A “Narcissistic Baby” During A Girlfriend Audition And Lived To Tell About It
And now it’s time to add yet another name to the already miles-long list of people who are willing to pull back the curtain and expose just how totally messy Scientology is. This time it’s an actress, voice-over artist and comedian named Cathy Schenkelberg and she spoke to The Daily Mail about it.
Cathy spilled some barley water-steeped tea to The Daily Mail to promote her one-woman Scientology tell-all show called “Squeeze My Cans.” The tea included how Cathy talked some shit about Tom Cruise during a girlfriend audition. Although to be fair, Cathy says she didn’t even know she was auditioning to be the next Mrs. Tom Cruise.
This presidential election season has been pretty celebrity-heavy and thank God for that, because we need desperately need them to use their political insight to show us the way. George and Amal Clooney are throwing VERY expensive dinners for Hillary Clinton and Rosario Dawson is rallying the crowds for BernFest2k16. And then there’s the really elite, top of the top, cream of the crop celebrity crew coming together to support orange turd, Donald Trump! And one of those elite supporters is Kirstie Alley.
I really can’t wait for Ryan Murphy’s new FX anthology series American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson, because shit has got me intrigued and with each casting announcement I let out a bigger “HUH?”
So far, the cast is a motley crew of randoms. If I was casting it, I’d be more predictable. I’d cast Khloe Kardashian as O.J., Joe Jonas’ eyebrows as Robert Shapiro, Richard Simmons as Marcia Clark (they have the same hair) and Los Angeles news anchor Colleen Williams as Robert Kardashian (again, they have the same hair). But Ryan Murphy has gone into left field and pulled out the last actors you’d pick to play the roles they’re playing. Cuba Gooding Jr. is O.J. Simpson, David Schwimmer is Robert Kardashian, Sarah Paulson is Marcia Clark, and it was announced today that John Travolta will play lawyer and Shoedazzle co-founder Robert Shapiro. I don’t know if this show will be a major part of TV history, but I have a feeling it will be a major part of camp history.