Category: Kim Kardashian
Pete Davidson Probably Won’t Make Any Jokes About Kim Kardashian When He Hosts “Saturday Night Live” Next Week
Though one of the highlights of Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson’s chaotically eventful 9-month relationship was the two of them roasting her enormous ass and his pimply, neon white one (I’m assuming) as they humped in front of a fireplace in tribute to Kim’s beloved, freaky (and still alive) grandma, it looks like Pete won’t be roasting Kim when he returns to Saturday Night Live to host next week.
Kim Kardashian Said She’d Be “Just As Happy” Giving Up The Cameras And Working As A Full-Time Lawyer
Though Pete Davidson’s now-obsolete “my girl’s a lawyer” tattoo wasn’t exactly accurate since Kim Kardashian has only so far passed the “baby bar” and not the BAR Bar, she revealed in her recent TIME100 interview that she plans to take it in 2025. So look out, world; a barrage of orchestrated pap shots of a bespectacled Kim cracking the books are sure to be on the way! But much to Kris Jenner’s managerial dismay, Kim also said that she could be happy giving up filming her every gynecology appointment and editing her trapezius muscles out of “candid” shots to just focus on being a lawyer and continuing her criminal justice reform work. “Mmmmhmmmm,” said everyone.
Lukas Gage And Chris Appleton Got Married In Las Vegas In Front Of Kim Kardashian
Page Six reports that actor Lukas Gage and hairstylist-to-the-stars Chris Appleton got married this weekend after a very short engagement. According to a source, the couple tied the knot in a secret wedding at Las Vegas’ Little White Chapel. There were only six guests, and one of them was Chris’ client/bestie, Kim Kardashian. Ah yes, nothing says “a love that will last forever,” like getting hitched in front of a Kardashian after a few months of dating.
Shocking! Kim Kardashian Allegedly Set Up And Photoshopped Her Paparazzi Shots
Are you sitting down? Then lie down because I have some shocking, earth-shattering news that will change the way you view reality and the world at large. Kim Kardashian of fame whore fame not only helps set up her “candid” paparazzi shots, but she also touches them up herself. I know. Who knew Kim knew how to operate Photoshop, much less a computer?
Kim Kardashian Will Be At This Year’s Met Gala After All
After it was alleged that NONE of the Kardashian Koven would be in attendance for this year’s Met Gala, many exhaled a huge sigh of relief. Because last year the entire Koven got together for constipated, stale gazes into the camera while Kim Kardashian arrived busting at the seams (literally) in Marilyn Monroe‘s legendary “I’ll Take Your Man!” dress. After all of this unsavory fuckery transpired, Anna Wintour, who rules with an iron fist over all things fashion, decided she didn’t want any of those basic bitches desecrating her annual adult prom. So it was rumored that no Kardashian would get an invite. Yet I’m sure Kim sent a thousand apology Edible Arrangements baskets to Anna over the past few months until she finally broke down because Kim made the cut for this year’s fashion extravaganza.
Drake Used A Kim Kardashian Look-Alike For On The Cover Of His Single
Drake recently turned his feud with Kanye West back to “Promo” mode, as he has an overpriced tour with 21 Savage to promote. The 36-year-old rapper (he’s that grown?! Coulda fooled me!) recently decided to slap at Kanye through his song Search & Rescue by sampling Ye’s ex-wife, Kim Kardashian, talking about divorcing his ass in her show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Well, now Drake is leveling his promotional content trolling up a notch, and he hired a Kim K “look-alike” to flounce about with him in motorcycle helmets for the single’s cover.