Category: Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Claims She Isn’t The Kiki Drake Sings About Boning

September 4, 2018 / Posted by:

We’ve known for a while that Twitter is populated  to the hilt with a bunch of Detective LaToyas, and the magnifying glasses have been out in full force since Drake dropped “In My Feelings,” a song that begins with “Kiki, do you love me?” and basically says, whoever Kiki is, she’s been taking a ride on the Drake D. One user thinks Drake has been singing about Kim Kardashian, but Kimmy – for once – told people to not believe the hype.

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Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Have One Last Baby On Ice

August 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have one bullet left in the chamber, and they have plans to use it soon. And no, sadly they do not plan to shoot themselves in the foot with it. According to Us Weekly, they are planning on planting it in a stranger’s uterus. Kimye have only one remaining revenue generating human zygote on ice, and I guess now is as good a time as any, to begin a protracted publicity extravaganza they can milk for a solid year like they did last time. Oh, and the last of the Kardashian-West bio babies will be a boy.

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Kanye Wants To Bang All Of His Wife’s Sisters, Was Offered A Porn Directorship

August 11, 2018 / Posted by:

Bizarro World’s most esteemed philosophical genius, Kanye West, was offered a porn directing gig with full artistic control. That potential production (at least there would be less taupe leotards) would be especially kinky seeing as Kanye recently admitted via new song that he wants to tap all of wife Kim Kardashian’s sisters. That’s a lot of filler and toxic chemicals into which to stick your dick. Plastic Globule Fucking with Kanye, Vol. 1?

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Kanye West Really Showed Off His Philosophizing Skills On “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

August 10, 2018 / Posted by:

My brain melted watching Kanye West on Jimmy Kimmel Live!. Like, do not watch this and try to make sense of what this man is saying because you will either be completely confused or your brain works wrong.

Jimmy Kimmel did his best to understand Kanye’s nuggets of “wisdom” while interviewing him last night on a wide range of topics from his clothing line, to his political commentary to his love of Trump.

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Caitlyn Jenner Wants You To Think She’s Helping LGBTQ Rights

August 8, 2018 / Posted by:

So Caitlyn Jenner did a huge fucking puff-piece with Variety for their “Trans Hollywood” issue and they refer to her as “the world’s most famous transgender woman,” so right from the get-go we have a problem. More like Caitlyn Jenner is the most famous transgender woman you would see in a Ted Cruz campaign ad. Speaking of, Caitlyn talks a lot about being a transgender Republican and says she didn’t get a lot of support from the trans community after she made it clear she voted for Trump. Shocking. Continue reading

Kourtney Kardashian Split From Younes Bendjima Is Getting Messy

August 8, 2018 / Posted by:

I know adding the word “messy” in that headline was extremely redundant of me; I mean, is there any other kind of Kardashian break-up?  Yesterday it was revealed 39-year-old Kourtney Kardashian dumped her 25-year-old boy toy Younes Bendjima. Today, we’re watching the other Kardashians get into this Younes situation.

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