Category: Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Is Giving Valentines To Her Haters This Year

February 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Much like her former boss, Kim Kardashian is attempting to dominate the cheap fragrance game. Hot on the heels of her last fragrance (the one that looks like a fake-crystal dildo), she’s released three new scents for Valentine’s Day. And because Kim is such a good friend, she’s sending out bottles as Valentines to all her friends and family. But Kim is also extremely petty, which means she’s sending them to her enemies too.

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Kim Kardashian And Kris Jenner Have Been Dismissed From Blac Chyna’s Lawsuit (For Now)

January 19, 2018 / Posted by:

There’s reason to celebrate at the compound today (syringes of sparkling Botox for all!). Several months ago, Blac Chyna decided to sue Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, and Rob Kardashian for allegedly plotting to kill her reality show, and accusing Rob of being violent. The Kardashians wanted it thrown out, arguing that Chyna’s choice to get a restraining order against her Rob & Chyna co-star is what killed her TV show. Lawyers for Blac Chyna and the Kardashians recently squared off in court. TMZ says that Kim and Kris got their wish, and a judge has tentatively dismissed them from Chyna’s lawsuit.

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Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Have Revealed Their New Baby’s Name

January 19, 2018 / Posted by:

We may have to wait another two months to see the first pictures of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s third baby, but Kim and Kanye clearly know the only thing people really care about is what beyond-ridiculous name they went with. After a four day wait, Kim revealed on her website today that she and Kanye decided to name their daughter – a human child, I remind you – Chicago West. On the bright side, if they want to buy little Chicago a monogrammed t-shirt or mug, they don’t have to look much farther than the The CW’s online store.

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The Kardashian-Wests Reportedly Turned Down Several Million-Dollar Offers For The First Pictures Of Their New Baby

January 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Because the Kardashians have a sixth sense for making a buck (I believe the technical term is: shameless money tingles), you would think that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would have jumped at the chance to sell Third Baby’s First Picture to the highest bidder. But according to TMZ, they have refused to sell the pictures of their new baby daughter, because it goes against their morals. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh that was a good one. I haven’t laughed that hard since every time Kim has tried to convince us she actually eats hair gummies and drinks Fit Tea.

Sources tell TMZ that months before Kim and Kanye’s third child was born, they got several offers from websites and magazines. The sources claim they received offers starting over $1 million, with the largest being between $2 and $5 million. But Kim and Kanye rejected every single offer, because accepting cash for published baby pics would “violate their morals.

Kim and Kanye know that the media will eventually get a picture of their new daughter, but they want to be the ones to release it, like they did with North’s first pic, and Saint’s. Sources say that Kim and Kanye will release the picture of their new daughter when they feel comfortable that her safety and privacy is secured. Based on the release of North and Saint’s first pictures, they guess it will happen two months from now.

Whoever offered Kim and Kanye millions of dollars for baby’s first picture, raise your hand so we know you actually exist. And then please recognize that offering money was the wrong way to go. A shoebox filled with stocks, maybe. But cash? Besides, I’m pretty sure her Keeping Up with the Kardashians contract states they always get first dibs.


Kim Kardashian Broke Her “No Flaunting Jewelry On Instagram” Rule

January 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Six months after Kim Kardashian was held at gunpoint in her apartment in Paris and robbed of millions in jewels, she appeared on an episode of Ellen and swore her days of flaunting her diamonds on Instagram were over. Kim wanted to live a less “materialistic” life. For a while she did. Kim must have decided that nine months was long enough, because she has recently returned to her tacky self.

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