So remember last week when Sharon Osbourne channeled her inner Paris and Nicole and called Kim Kardashian a ho? And how she implied that taking off your clothes and ho-ing it up on Instagram isn’t feminism? Well, someone must have woken up with a severed head of salad lettuce in their bed, because UsWeekly says that Sharon has recently attempted to erase some of those words she said about Kim.
That’s like me being annoyed about Little Debbie sending me free samples. America’s New First Lady Kim Kardashian is reportedly expecting a third child via surrogate with husband Kanye West. Despite her and her Machiavellian mother probably having leaked the details themselves, Kim has the
overly inflated buttcheeks balls to act all irritated about this REPREHENSIBLE invasion of her privacy. This is the woman who is doing everything but projecting footage of her sex tape onto her voluminous buttocks in the name of attention, publicity, and a quick buck ART and FASHUN. Now she wants privacy. Continue reading
Even if Life of Kylie is more like Life of Zzzzz, Kris Jenner has juice for next season on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting a baby via a surrogate, and UsWeekly says the latest offspring will be a salad-eating, Snapchat-loving, “you guyssss”-trilling GIRL!
Sorry Kylie, now you’re really going to have a hard time finding someone to care about your TV show. According to People magazine, the surrogate hired by Kim Kardashian and Kanye West to carry their third child is pregnant.
A source spoke with People about North and Saint West’s upcoming sibling. I don’t actually know the identity of this source, but I’m picturing a hyperventilating Kris Jenner, who is just so excited that Kim was able to secure a decent story line for the next season of KUWTK.
“The entire family is over the moon. Kim had been looking for a surrogate for months until recently when she found the perfect candidate. Given her health scares in the past, Kim felt the need to hire a surrogacy agency that helped serve as the liaison in finding a healthy woman who would be a great surrogate option for her and Kanye. Both of them have been super involved in the process.”
What timing! Here we’ve got the British Royal family expecting a third baby, and now America’s royal family is expecting a third too. Hold on, let me check something – yep, according to this receipt written in flames and screaming souls, I just bought myself a ticket to hell for making that comparison.
According to TMZ, Baby West #3 is due in January. That gives Kim and Kanye four months to do what they need to do to prepare for the baby’s arrival. Like calling up the nanny agency and hiring six to seven new caregivers, and…I’m not sure what else there is for them to do. Oh yeah, picking out a name! I’m sure Kanye is on it. “Kim, help me out…Best West, Prince Baby of Calabasas, or Kanye II?”
It’s a Kardashian Family Crisis! Littlest Kardi, Kylie Jenner’s reality show, Life of Kylie, might be a flop. And according to Radar, PM Kris Jenner wants all hands on deck to help boost the show’s tanking ratings. Just how bad are the ratings, you ask? Well, Life of Kylie got beat by The Weather Channel the past couple of Sundays.
Despite a claim that perpetually-disgruntled rap superstar Kanye West is over feuding with serpentine arch-enemy Taylor Swift, his top might say differently. (By “top,” I mean his t-shirt, not Ricardo Tisci.)