Category: Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Has Dropped Her Lawsuit Against MediaTakeOut

October 25, 2016 / Posted by:

Because the motto on the Kardashian family krest is Sic Semper Attention, there were naturally some people who were a little skeptical about Kim Kardashian’s Paris robbery story earlier this month. was the loudest voice in questioning Kim’s version of what happened inside her Paris apartment and they suggested that she staged the whole thing and filed a false insurance claim. Kim responded by telling them to remove their slanderous stories, and when they didn’t, she filed a libel lawsuit again them. That worked for Kim, because her fight with MTO is over.

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Kanye West Is Really Mad At Jay-Z

October 20, 2016 / Posted by:

Since Kim Kartrashian is taking a fame-whorebbatical after getting jewel-jacked in Paris, it’s Kanye West’s job to desperately get those headlines and he went for it during the Seattle stop on his Saint Pablo tour last night. Kuntye went after fellow Tidal shareholder (Do they call themselves “seaweeds“?) Jay-Z over dumb political crap between Apple and Tidal, and also over Jay calling him after Kim was robbed instead of dropping by for a personal visit. Things are going to be really awkward for everyone at the next Illuminati sacrificial ritual ceremony when Kanye and Jay keep throwing mad looks at each other.

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Nicki Minaj Slapped At Kanye West For Living Out A Lyric From “Gold Digger”

October 17, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s no secret that Nicki Minaj isn’t afraid to raise her hand and loudly say “Um, EXCUSE ME!” when she sees something that sets her off. Like calling out ass acceptability standards, or time the MTV VMAs gave Taylor Swift more nominations than her. Now she’s letting everyone know how she feels about Kanye West marrying the metaphorical “white girl” from his 2005 song Gold Digger. Not surprisingly, Nicki’s not having it.

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Kim Kardashian Is Suing MediaTakeOut For Saying She Faked Getting Robbed In Paris

October 11, 2016 / Posted by:

TMZ says that Kim Kardashian has just filed a federal lawsuit against for alleging that she pulled a Ryan Lochte and made up a story about being held at gunpoint and robbed in her apartment in Paris last week. According to TMZ, Kim has a problem with 3 MediaTakeOut posts that accuse her of faking the whole thing. MTO believes the robbery was an inside job that goes all the way to Kim herself. One post alleges there’s evidence that Kim “staged” her robbery. Another claims that French authorities suspect that Kim let the robbers in. They accused Kim of committing a federal crime by filing a false insurance claim. Kim isn’t having any of it. She reportedly contacted MTO and told them to retract the stories and issue apologies. When they didn’t respond, her lawyers Marty Singer and Andrew Brettler threw a lawsuit at them.

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Korrection: Those Jewel Thieves Got Away With $5.6 Million Of Kim Kardashian’s Jewels, Not $10 Million

October 7, 2016 / Posted by:

It was originally reported that the alleged jewel thieves who robbed Kim Kardashian at gunpoint got away with that extremely modest $4.5 million diamond ring and a jewelry box full of $5.6 million in opulent gems. TMZ is now hearing from sources that 13 pieces of jewelry were stolen and the grand total value is ONLY $5.6 million, “Pheeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww” said every single person in the world after finding out that getting robbed isn’t going to put Kim in the poor haus and she won’t have to beg Parasite Hilton to hire her back as a closet organizer.

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Hillary Clinton Feels Really Bad That Kim Kardashian Got Robbed

October 6, 2016 / Posted by:

There are so many sides to be on in the Kim Kardashian Paris robbery story. You can be on Team She Deserved It For Being So Flashy like Karl Lagerfeld and Kim herself, or Team Did It Even Actually Happen Though? like others, or Team I Feel Bad For The Poor Fame Whore. Hillary Clinton is on that one. We’ve gotten to the point in this story where we’re asking a presidential candidate what they think about it.

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