There are still a few episodes left of Surviving Surviving R. Kelly, the reality show we’re currently living where artists who’ve worked with R. Kelly try to distance themselves from him. The last episode with Lady Gaga was kind of bullshit, and today’s episode starring Kanye West and Kim Kardashian is even worse. And Celine Dion being in it didn’t really help all that much either. Not even the Greatest Singer In Da World could save this shit show! According to Complex, Kanye was performing at a Sunday Service event where he sat on a stool and mumbled some shit while a choir sang a few of his songs. During one of the mumbling bits, Kanye made some observations about separating the art from the artist, indirectly alluding to R. Kelly and Michael Jackson.
Kanye West and his equally annoying bride Kim Kardashian are about to unleash another unfortunately named child into the world soon via surrogate so they’re currently in “nesting” mode. But all that means is they’ve been exercising their fingers night and day to prepare for the live 24/7 coverage of their new kid on social media. And if you were thinking that the two of them will be gifting their new son with any of their current son Saint’s old shit, you must not know ’bout them. They’d rather go broke proving to everyone else they’re rich than be practical.
And now that the New Year has kicked in the door waving the four-four all you’ll hear for the next few weeks is “New Year, New Me!” I normally ignore people who say that because they’re full of shit and never really change. Well, this phrase is kinda true for Donald Trump‘s #1 Stan Kanye West, who within the first two days of the year has announced that he’s still very much a Trump supporter, and we’re also learning that he Kim Kardashian are about to inflict the world with another one of their spawns.
The Kanye West vs. Drake beef that never seems to end (ever) reminds me of the fancy sport cricket, or even better, the long play version of cricket called a test match. It’s an extended game that usually lasts five days or even longer if you’re an extremely unlucky spectator. It’s the athletic equivalent of watching paint dry, and not for anyone less than the die hard cricket fan. This rivalry is becoming the cricket test match of celebrity feuds, ie. it is so boring I forgot we were still supposed to be paying attention. But apparently we are, because Kanye is pissed at some old Drake news that’s had him throwing a tanty all over Twitter this morning. Someone call this feud off already so we can all go out for pitchers and slices!
I’m over here grateful for the cookbook and hand mixer my mom bought and Amazon Prime-d my ass the night before Christmas, but, of course, Kanye West had to be a flossy ho with his gift for Kim Kardashian. While the rest of us were getting toothpaste and candy in our Christmas stocking, Kim was unwrapping the deed of a Miami Beach condo – a $14 million condo.
Tis the season for fame whoring, fa la la la la. And what better person to bring all of the fame whores together than Kris Jenner, better known as The Grinch Who Stole Attention. Kris usually hosts the Koven’s annual party, but this year, her former #1 girl (that title belongs to Kylie Jenner) Kim Karashian and Kanye West hosted the part at their mansion. There were many celebrities in attendance including Kim’s former employer Paris Hilton.