After spending over a week in UCLA Medical Center for having a mental breakdown, Kanye West has been released into the care of Knurse Kim Kartrashian and his doctor, Dr. Michael Farzam. UCLA Medical Center may not want to give his suite away just yet, because when Kanye strolls back into his house and sees the Koven and E!’s cameras, he may want to turn the fuck around and go back.
Kanye West’s mental health situation is still in a bad way and it doesn’t look like he’s going to leave the hospital today. Kanye’s paranoia is reportedly so bad that he won’t really let doctors near him, but there was talk that he was going to be released from UCLA Medical Center today. But TMZ says that he’s still not stable enough and so he’s staying in the hospital indefinitely. But don’t worry about Kanye. Kim is taking care of him. And by that I mean, she’s whining out the words, “Honey, just one more,” in a high-pitched whore baby whisper while taking hospital bed selfies with him.
I know, whoever misspelled #DevilBall2016 as #AngelBall2016 is going to get it.
Kanye West is reportedly still at UCLA Medical Center where he’s under observation after he allegedly cracked for real and ended up being shuffled off by paramedics while handcuffed to a gurney. Kanye was apparently at the gym working out with his trainer and his personal doctor, Dr. Michael Farzam, went there to check on the case of the tireds he’s been suffering from. TMZ says that Dr. Farzam told authorities that his patient (he used the alias “Jim Jones” for Kanye) had temporary psychosis caused by sleep deprivation and dehydration and needed help. Dr. Farzam also claimed that Kanye tried to attack a gym employee.
Dr. Farzam said that he put Kanye on a 5150 hold, but it’s not known if he actually did. Paramedics handcuffed Kanye to a gurney because that’s regular procedure when someone is 5150’d. TMZ is saying that Kanye is under a “psychiatric evaluation,” but People is saying that he’s in the hospital for “sleep deprivation” and is fine. And some of us are shouting that he’s being treated for the Kardashian Kurse and needs a priest to bust an exorcism on his ass.
It’s been a great month for people who needed a break from Kim Kardashian’s konstant thirst for attention. Ever since she was robbed at gunpoint in her apartment in Paris, Kim has been on a self-imposed fame whore hiatus. The only public appearance she’s made was to get ice cream on Monday night. There’s one person who isn’t enjoying the extended Kim-less break, and it’s Kim Kardashian. Kim, like Lindsay Lohan in Liz & Dick, is so bored!
Because the motto on the Kardashian family krest is Sic Semper Attention, there were naturally some people who were a little skeptical about Kim Kardashian’s Paris robbery story earlier this month. MediaTakeOut.com was the loudest voice in questioning Kim’s version of what happened inside her Paris apartment and they suggested that she staged the whole thing and filed a false insurance claim. Kim responded by telling them to remove their slanderous stories, and when they didn’t, she filed a libel lawsuit again them. That worked for Kim, because her fight with MTO is over.
Since Kim Kartrashian is taking a fame-whorebbatical after getting jewel-jacked in Paris, it’s Kanye West’s job to desperately get those headlines and he went for it during the Seattle stop on his Saint Pablo tour last night. Kuntye went after fellow Tidal shareholder (Do they call themselves “seaweeds“?) Jay-Z over dumb political crap between Apple and Tidal, and also over Jay calling him after Kim was robbed instead of dropping by for a personal visit. Things are going to be really awkward for everyone at the next Illuminati sacrificial ritual ceremony when Kanye and Jay keep throwing mad looks at each other.