HAHAHAHA! I mean, could I see Kim Kardashian sitting Kanye West down to educate him on important things like what’s the best backlighting for a selfie or how to swindle seed money from some unsuspecting fool to use to start a makeup line? Absolutely. Can I see her donning a professor gown to teach him the intricacies of U.S. politics and why Kanye’s former (?) BFF Donald Trump isn’t in line with the Kardashian-West family values? Let’s just say I can imagine that happening as much as I can Donald and Hillary Clinton enjoying a nice vacation together. Either way, Kim is trying to take credit for Kanye taking off that stupid Make America Great Again hat for good. Way to cover your tracks, Pimp Mama Kris!
Thanks to The Cut, we now know what Kanye West smells like. Kim Kardashian was interviewed for a segment called Scent Memories where she was asked a series of questions that under normal circumstances would allow a person to show a little introspection, creativity or imagination. Not our Kim! Despite being an expert in the olfactory arts (in case you forgot, she’s an accomplished perfumer. But don’t worry, she’ll never let you forget it), Kim’s answers were uninspired.
You might say she’s a fan of Black Panther. Last night was the PR Paid For This People’s Choice Awards on E!, and the award winner for Female Artist of 2018 and Album of the Year may not have been well-received in Cardi B’s camp. Nicki Minaj won both, but rather than taunt her usual sparring partner (there’s plenty of time for that in Part 900 of Queen Radio!), she seemed to be telling the world she was horny as hell.
The journal of truth we know as The Sun claimed that Ray J was talking shit about Kim Kardashian at a club in the UK, saying (definitely true things) that she would fix her make-up mid-fuck and answer calls from Pimp Mama Kris while Ray J was doing her. Kim responded to the article by tweeting that he’s a pathological liar. That’s the pathological liar fame whore pot calling the pathological liar fame whore kettle a pathological fame whore. Ray J is saying he never said any of that.
It’s been over ten years since Brandy’s brother Ray J and Kim Kardashian sex tape terrorized all of our senses and unleashed a koven of fame whore evil upon the world, a fame whore evil we still haven’t been able to shake. In 2013, Ray J brought up how he banged Kim when he released his song “I Hit It First” despite the fact that they hadn’t been together in over a decade. And now, fiver years after that pathetic display, he is bringing it up yet again. Continue reading
This is why it’s important to take selfie breaks every once in a while to read the damn news. Because if Kim Kardashian did that sort of thing, she might have read about Shaun White getting in trouble for his Simple Jack Halloween costume. And she might have said to herself, “So apparently we don’t use the r-word anymore? Good to know.” But a self-obsessed fame whore never takes a break, and so up until last night, Kim casually threw around the r-word. After getting called out by people who are familiar with the current protocol on such a word (aka don’t use it), Kim is apologizing.