It’s been a month since Kim Cattrall emerged as the goddess and savior of cinema reason why there would no longer be a Sex And The City 3 movie. Kim said that Samantha Jones was put through some degrading shit in the last movie, and so she’s leaving the franchise before Sarah Jessica Parker and Michael Patrick King make her shoot a scene where she loses her dentures in the middle of an orgy. The cast seemed pissed – some more than others – but also accepted that it was time to move on. Except Kristin Davis. Continue reading
Ever since it was officially announced that Sex And The City 3 would not be appearing in any of our Fandango apps, Kim Cattrall has received nothing but Edible Arrangements from fans, and flaming bags of dog turds from her former cast mates. I’m not sure of the former, but I can almost guarantee the latter, as Kim is still gabbing away about how she was never friends with all of them even though she sacrificed her baby-making years for those Cosmo-swilling broads! Continue reading
Thank God All My Children is no longer on the air because who would have the time to keep up with Erica Kane’s shenanigans when the cast of Sex And The City is pulling twice the drama with just as many episodes as a daytime soap? Continue reading
Stanford Blatch Isn’t Only Holding Carrie Bradshaw’s Fendi Baguette, He’s Using It To Smack At Samantha Jones
All together: THIS AGAIN.
In case you’ve been focusing on more important matters (like doing a study on how long does it really take for paint to dry on a wall) and haven’t been following the war between Kim Cattrall and everyone else from Sex and the City, let me throw it down real quick for you.
The Daily Mail got the messiness started by reporting that Kim’s diva bitch shenanigans and crazy demands were keeping a third Sex and the City movie from terrorizing our senses. Sarah Jessica Parker responded by only saying that a third movie isn’t happening. Kim defended herself by saying that the only demand she made was to not do another movie. Kristin Davis cried about it on Instagram, and Willie Garson (who played Carrie’s gay sidekick Stanford Blatch) popped his head into the shit storm to say that the rumors from The Daily Mail were true. Kim kept on defending herself and talked to smug butt plug in a suit Piers Morgan about the situation. Kim said that SJP could’ve been nicer about her not wanting to do another movie, and she dropped a fart on her ex-castmates for not supporting her decision.
And here we are now, and here’s Stanford Blatch to come at Samantha Jones for a second time.
When the world heard that Sex And The City 3 wasn’t happening, mostly everyone loudly rejoiced, except for Kristin Davis, because bitch needs a check (same). Sarah Jessica Parker confirmed it was a no-go by vaguely saying it wasn’t happening while her eyes said, “IT’S ALL SAMANTHA’S FAULT!” Kim Cattrall has more to say about the situation, and let us know that she’s staying away because the only thing served at the brunch table when she filmed was toxic tea! Continue reading
Last week we learned that plans for that third Sex and the City film had been dumped, because Kim Cattrall wanted nothing to do with it, thus breaking the hearts of Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis. The Daily Mail says that Kim Cattrall recently talked about the SATC 3 drama during an interview with Piers Morgan for ITV’s Life Stories. And it sounds like Sarah and Kim won’t be sipping cosmos together any time soon.