Category: Kill It With Fire
Open Post: Hosted By Madonna’s Latest Creepy TikTok
Oh cool, a new sleep paralysis demon just dropped! You can check it out on Madonna’s TikTok page. The entity has waxy, almost human-like skin, half-closed eyes, bulbous lips, and the ability to suck the youth out of any member of Gen-Z who watches the whole video. Not sure why the demon premiered on Madge’s TikTok, but– wait, that’s MADONNA?! Continue reading
Matthew Morrison’s Grinch Was Deemed Too Sexy For Prime Time
Well, it seems as though the horrifying sneak preview we got of Matthew Morrison as The Grinch did little to prepare people for the sexually-charged depravity that was to come. Yahoo! reports that many of those who tuned in to watch Matthew’s performance in Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch Musical!, which aired last night on NBC, were left feeling “physically uncomfortable” and in need of a therapy session. Apparently, Matthew’s Grinch was a touch too crotch-forward for most people’s taste.
A Graphic Description Of Harvey Weinstein’s Genitals Was Given Today In Court
The beginning of this year saw Harvey Weinstein on trial for sexual assaulting two women in 2013, and with that came a promise of an eventual day of reckoning. Dear reader, that day has arrived. Testimony has been given today in court that describes Harvey’s genitalia and body in graphic detail. I don’t care how horrible a picture your imagination might have already cursed you with in that regard, but take a moment to thank it for sparing you the truth. The description given in court today is worse. I don’t know what else to tell you other than stop reading now and save yourself the nightmares, or enter at your own risk.
Steve Harvey Was Accused Of Messing Up Again As Host Of The Miss Universe Pageant
Last night’s Miss Universe pageant brought with it the same quality and integrity we’ve come to expect from any venture associated with the Trump name. Though he no longer owns the pageant, his legacy lives on in host Steve Harvey who, for the second time, did both Miss Colombia and Miss Philippines dirty. Miss Colombia was the recipient of a cartel joke, and Miss Malaysia was, kinda sorta, misidentified as Miss Philippines! Steve was definitely responsible for the former, and is mostly off the hook for the latter. But he should absolutely be held accountable for going on live TV looking like a mustachioed Cabbage Patch Kid auditioning for the lead in The OKest Showman.
Gillian Anderson Still Insists She Is Done With “The X-Files”
Gillian Anderson’s dry ass Scully wig has been trying to peacefully die in its sleep yet they keep snatching the poor thing out of its box and making it get to work. With the new, new season having just begun, Gillian would like everyone to know that she’s #teamfreethewig and doesn’t want it, or her, to come back ever again. According to TVInsider, Gillian already said that she’s ready to move on and that season 11 would be her last but nobody wanted to believe (and here I thought fans of The X-Files were all about that belief life). So she’s restated her position in no uncertain terms.