You probably read that as “their faces will fall off on Family Feud” because that’s bound to happen sooner or later when you’ve toyed with the natural law that much. People reports that Kim Kardashian West, her husband and Instagram tease Kanye West, and Kim’s family the Kardashians/Jenners will compete on Family Feud. Just like you, I too thought that nothing on that show could be as irritating as real-life Horrible Boss Steve Harvey. Proven wrong – all of us. Continue reading
For years now, online conspiracy theorists have been wondering who Khloe Kardashian’s real dad is. Kris Jenner has denied the rumors of Khloe’s questionable paternity. And yet those rumors (like the one about Alex Rodan being her father) still persist, because well, depending on the angle and the day, the only thing Khloe seems to have in common with her sisters is Kris Jenner’s DNA and surgeries. One of the rumors that has been around for a while is that Khloe’s biological dad is O.J. Simpson. A paparazzo recently tried to trick O.J. into an admission. And it didn’t work.
It’s true, there is no honor amongst machine-molded inflato-dummies. Khloe Kardashian (one of the pregnant ones…the taller one…the one you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley…who am I kidding, I wouldn’t even want to meet their pets in a dark alley) is pimping the second season of her show Revenge Body, which sounds like what Glenn Close did to Michael Douglas in the original ending of Fatal Attraction.
Khloe Kardashian is a mere three months from giving birth to her first child, and I’m sure you’ve been foaming at the mouth trying to figure out what name she and her baby daddy Tristan Thompson will write on the birth certificate. Well the wait is about half over.
Khloe, looking like Princess Frostine’s tacky Calabasas cousin Lady Canned Frosting, appeared on today’s episode of Ellen. After dodging questions about Kylie Jenner’s rumored pregnancy, she broke the news about what she was going to call her baby. If it’s a boy, Khloe will pull out all the creative baby name stops by calling him Tristan Junior. She’s not so sure what she’ll call her baby if it’s a girl, but she does know that she’s either going to stick with the family’s tradition of K names, or possibly start a T theme.
Khloe will reveal the sex of her baby on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which means she already knows what she’s having. There’s a rumor that she’s having a boy. It’s looking doubtful that she’ll pop out a girl and give her a K name that speaks to their special mommy-daughter relationship, complete with a little bogus accent on the end. So I guess whoever had Keepingmommyrelevanté can crumple up that option and throw it in the trash.
But Tristan Jr.? In a family that counts children named North, Reign, Saint, Dream, that’s got to be the most normal, basic offering. Khloe’s doing nothing to kill that conspiracy theory that she’s not a real Kardashian. A real Kardashian wouldn’t think twice about naming their kid something ridiculous like Twerk or Turnt.
Here’s a pregnant Khloe at LAX yesterday.
After dragging out the suspense for three long months, Khloe Kardashian has officially announced she’s pregnant with her NBA player boyfriend Tristan Thompson’s baby. Khloe, don’t you EVER pull a stunt like that again! Every day not spent shamelessly exploiting your pregnancy for attention must have had your poor mother doubting the existence of a fame whore god.
Just one more Kartrashian pregnancy and we’ve got ourselves The Four Horsemen….Unless one of them is pregnant with twins. SANTO DIOS!
The toilet that Ian Somerhalder flushed Nikki Reed’s birth control pills down must’ve been nowhere near Calabasas. Because there’s something in the water in fame whore ground zero and it’s not birth control pills. (It’s the fertile seed of Satan that Pimp Mama Kris puts into the water bottles of every one of her koven members.) UsWeekly, People and TMZ all say that yet another junior koven member is growing inside the body of another Kartrashian and this time it’s Khlozilla. The wombs belonging to Kendull Jenner and The Slow One must be feeling a lot of pressure from PMK, because all they need to do is get a fetus in them, and then all of her girls will be pregnant, and then she’ll be able to take over the world with her army. Blehehehehehe!