Would it shock you to know that the true love between Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson was dying like all of the feeling in her filler-filled face? No? Maybe that’s because you remember all those reports about how they weren’t getting along, and how he felt trapped, and how he kept getting seen touching on other women? Well, all that red-hot chemistry that Tristan was feeling for Khloe at New Year’s must’ve been for a side piece who happens to be named Khloe or it was must up (NEVER!), because People says these two barely even see each other.
When you look up Glutton For Punishment on Google, you’ll see a picture of Khloé Kardashian and not only because she’s probably had several ribs removed and immediately lipos out anything she eats to keep her body flat tummy perfect for those shit tea endorsements. But also because she’s not giving up on the cheating father of her child, Tristan Thompson. Sure her man has cheated on her. Sure it’s been reported that he feels trapped in a relationship with her. Sure it’s been reported that they fight all the time. But it doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter even a little bit to this Kardashian, she is staying with him! Even if he does continue to put his hands on women who are not her. Her storyline demands it! And Beelzebub (Kris Jenner) will not be denied her offerings!
UsWeekly is reporting that Khloé Kardashian is looking into getting pregnant again with Tristan Thompson. Because when a guy cheats on you when you’re pregnant, after you give birth, says he feels “trapped” being with you and doesn’t even bother living with you full-time, the answer to all your problems is having another baby with….. the man who got the Koven even more attention by being a mess? Okay wait, it all makes sense now. Publicity baby!
Jameela Jamil will not rest until she sees dookie running down Cardi B’s leg and into her remaining shoe. After calling out Cardi on Twitter for hawking tummy tea over the weekend, Jameela has continued her crusade and also put Amber Rose, Iggy Azalea, and Khloe Kardashian on blast for peddling ass-alaches in a cup. Meanwhile, Cardi has responded to Jameela’s tweet by admitting she shits in bushes. This is America.
This is why it’s important to take selfie breaks every once in a while to read the damn news. Because if Kim Kardashian did that sort of thing, she might have read about Shaun White getting in trouble for his Simple Jack Halloween costume. And she might have said to herself, “So apparently we don’t use the r-word anymore? Good to know.” But a self-obsessed fame whore never takes a break, and so up until last night, Kim casually threw around the r-word. After getting called out by people who are familiar with the current protocol on such a word (aka don’t use it), Kim is apologizing.
Khloé Kardashian has been lucky these last few weeks. By that I mean, we haven’t really had any news about her man Tristan Thompson, cheating on her or feeling trapped in their relationship since, like, July. That’s two whole months! Congrats! But that long streak is over.
Us Weekly is reporting that Tristan Thompson is probably cheating on Khloé again.