Possible peen handler Taron Egerton is a movie professional so I’m going to have to assume he knows what he’s doing, but wringing his hands about #metoo and waxing poetic about his friendship with Kevin Spacey seem like maybe not the way to go when trying to promote your movie. But I guess Taron’s gonna do what Taron’s gonna do, no matter what me or his publicist thinks.
Taron’s still shaking the sequins out of his crotch from filming Rocketman, the Elton John biopic and is doing promotion for Robin Hood. So he’s making the rounds and spoke to Radio Times, commenting on both Kevin and the #metoo movement. Astoundingly, he’s now worried about being alone in a room with “certain people”, and Kevin isn’t one of them!
The bleach poured on my fingertips, eyeball holes, brain stem, nerves, basically all of the parts of my body (down low included) is still dripping after writing about SNL covering the Brett Kavanaugh hearings in DC, and before it even has a chance to dry I must now turn our attentions over to the shady dealings of Hollywood. I never thought I’d long for a day where the most exciting headline would be “Chris Pratt And Katherine Schwarzenegger Eat Potato Salad After Church“, but alas we are living in a new day where the cockroaches have no where to run when the lights turn on, so instead of a potentially saccharine headline, we are left instead with “Kevin Spacey Is Being Sued For Allegedly Groping A Massage Therapist“.
Kevin Spacey has been investigated for sexual assault in several countries and many have turned on him, but he’s still got fans who want to see him back at work again. One of those fans is Dame Judi Dench. A woman whose recent comments had me thinking “Damn, Judi Dench – really?”
When Kevin Spacey was fired from House of Cards after several sexual assault allegations came out against him, we weren’t exactly sure what would happen to Frank Underwood. I mean, if Melania Trump has taught us anything, it’s that you can have a first spouse technically be present without seeing them for weeks on end. Alas, the latest trailer dropped and, well, they didn’t go that route (I guess a SPOILER ALERT after the jump).
The L.A. District Attorney Has Dismissed Cases Against Kevin Spacey, Anthony Anderson, And Steven Seagal
Kevin Spacey, Anthony Anderson, and Steven Seagal were all being investigated by the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office for various sex crimes cases. The Hollywood Reporter says all three can let out a big sigh of relief, for the District Attorney’s Office has decided not to prosecute any of them. Well, Kevin’s sigh might be just a medium one; he is still under investigation in London, after all.
Kevin Spacey, right? He was that guy who was on the biggest show on Netflix and then we all found out he was an alleged huge pervert and he got fired from that same hugely popular show? You remember. Well, he had a new movie called Billionaire Boys Club that was supposed to be released but after all the shit hit the fan, and then continued to hit the fan, they decided it would be best to not make such a big deal about the whole thing.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, the movie was released on Video-On-Demand last month and then it was decided to quietly open the film this Friday. They must have fucking whispered about it in a soundproof room located in the Earth’s core, because absolutely NO ONE heard about it and the movie brought in a staggering $126 on opening day.