Category: Kevin Hart

The Woman In The Kevin Hart Extortion Video Gave A Press Conference

September 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Kevin Hart has recently found himself in a lot of trouble, which is a bit of an oxymoron for such a tiny guy. After previously laughing off rumors of shady backseat doings with a woman who wasn’t his pregnant wife Eniko Parrish, he apologized and said someone was trying to extort him with videotaped evidence of cheating. There were reportedly three videos; one involved Kevin getting cozy with a woman named Montia Sabbag, and another of Kevin and Montia allegedly having sex.

Montia got a lawyer, the ever-present during a celebrity mess Lisa Bloom, and held a press conference earlier today about this extortion situation with Kevin Hart.

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Kevin Hart’s Wife Stands By Her Man As Extortion Plot Deepens

September 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Whatever Kevin Hart may lack in height he more than makes up for in a lot of damn nerve. When ‘Lil Kev got busted on tape doing something in the back seat of a car last July, he responded with a meme of himself on Instagram laughing off the allegations. Then, a couple of days ago he came out with a “whaa whaa I’m sowwy” video on Instagram when somebody tried to blackmail his chipmunk sounding ass with the squeakquel. Now it looks like Kevin may be trying to unseat Liam Neeson from his Taken throne by proving he’s also got a very particular set of skills; namely being so damn rich that his pregnant wife, Eniko Parrish, is claiming she doesn’t care what’s in the box (surprise, it’s his penis) and that she’s sticking with him in his quest to vanquish the mysterious extortionist(s).

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Kevin Hart Kind Of Confirmed He Cheated With A Veiled Apology And Accusations Of Attempted Extortion

September 17, 2017 / Posted by:

It looks like that odd Radar Online video of wee shrieky person Kevin Hart in the backseat of a car at 5 AM in Miami with a mysterious woman WAS him creeping around on his pregnant wife. It was? To me, that video looked like she had asked him to check and see if there were any spinach bits in her grille or bats in her nose caves.

Kevin posted what appears to be an apology to his wife Eniko Parrish and family on Instagram yesterday. He also revealed that he was apologizing because someone tried to blackmail him for what he did (which he didn’t specify but it probably wasn’t forgetting to leave the seat down). Thankfully, he refrained from using a sub-standard meme this time. Continue reading

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Sorry, Kevin Hart, But The Rock Will Only Half-Participate In Your Hurricane Relief Challenge

August 29, 2017 / Posted by:

A lot of us have been watching the awful devastation Hurricane Harvey has caused in parts of Southeastern Texas, and have been wondering what the hell we can do to help. Although if you’re Texas televangelical pastor Joel Osteen, you’ve already got it figured out (ie. you keep the doors of your megachurch locked until people on the internet point out you’re pretty much guaranteeing yourself a place in Hell unless you open them).

The general consensus is that money helps. Kevin Hart wanted to do something, so on Sunday, he went on Instagram and started his own Hurricane Harvey challenge. He called out his rich friends by name and challenged them to donate $25,000 to the Red Cross. One of the people he called out was his Central Intelligence co-star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. The Rock accepted the challenge, except for the part about calling out his celebrity friends. He made it very clear that he wasn’t going to do that.

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Kevin Hart’s Back Seat Bust

July 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Helium huffer Kevin Hart might have been busted busting a nut with a lady not his wife in the back seat of a car. Radar Online captured and posted some super creepy Nightcrawler inspired video footage of Kevin and an unidentified lady chatting and, depending on how hard you squint, possibly canoodling in the back seat of a Lexus sedan at 5:00 a.m., which was parked in front of a “luxury Miami Beach Hotel.” According to Radar, the encounter lasted 20 minutes, which sounds about right.

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Kevin Hart Is The Highest-Paid Comedian Of The Year

September 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Forbes has published yet another list of rich people and the money they made this year. This time they’re talking about the world’s highest-paid comedians. We already know that The Rock is 2016’s highest-paid actor, that Jennifer Lawrence is 2016’s highest-paid actress, and that Gisele Bundchen is 2016’s highest-paid model. Out of those three, The Rock made the most with $64.5 million. I thought that was a huge amount of money. As it turns out, The Rock can take his measly $64.5 million and have a seat, because Kevin Hart has him beat by a long shot.

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