The eternally elegant Kendra (Wilkinson) Baskett has chosen to empty her “taco” of its “meat.“ (That’s got to be the classiest euphemism for ending your marriage ever.) Court documents obtained by People confirm that Hugh Hefner’s perkiest ex-diaper changer filed for divorce from former NFL wide receiver Hank Baskett yesterday.
Kendra did not escape a quad relationship with an infamous dirty old man to see her marriage to an alleged cheating husband burn to cinders. Kendra did not splash her entire life across basic cable for over a decade to have their very private love fall apart like this! Continue reading
Last week we learned that Kendra Wilkinson’s marriage was about as salvageable as a chunk of clip-in hair pulled from the Playboy Mansion’s pool filter. Kendra was done trying to save her almost nine-year marriage to Hank Baskett, and was reportedly moments away from filing for divorce. Kendra strongly denied the accusations that she had been exploiting her marriage problems for reality television. But when it comes to teasing her rumored divorce drama on social media, she’s not exactly opposed to that.
Maybe I’m just a silly hopeless romantic, but I guess I always thought Kendra Wilkinson would still be screaming for Hank Baskett’s “taco meat” when they’re both old and grey. But it’s not going to end like that. After almost nine years of marriage, a source tells UsWeekly that Kendra is planning to file for divorce. I guess it’s true what they say: you can plug your ears as hard as you like, but you can’t silence the whispers that your husband is a two-timing horndog.
In 2014, Hank allegedly paid a trans model to jerk him off, possibly because his wife’s wrists were too bloated from being pregnant with their second child. They then took their problems to reality TV, because I suppose if there’s anything that softens the blow from discovering your husband has been tomcatting around, it’s a check.
Kendra and Hank share an 8-year-old son named Hank IV, and a 3-year-old daughter Alijah Mary. They appeared together on the reality shows Kendra, Kendra on Top, and Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars. Kendra admitted last month that she and Hank had been “having issues” recently after an Instagram commenter accused her and Hank of faking problems for their show, Kendra on Top. She swatted back, saying that yes their issues were being incorporated into the TV show, because reality TV has been her job for the past 13 years, and that her messy marriage is part of “her journey.”
A source tells UsWeekly that “she’s been really unhappy and felt uncomfortable in the marriage and they have been fighting a lot.”
I bet Kendra will parlay this divorce into a new reality show. Will it have an obvious double entendre as the title? Oh but of course. I’m thinking Kendra Splits or Kendra Does it Solo.
Provocative glamazon Amber Rose hosted her second annual SlutWalk festival yesterday in LA. She was joined by her friends Blac Chyna (it’s nice to see that Chyna is capable of something more than inquiring if her Kardashian is still texting bitches) and former Playboy Bunny Kendra Wilkinson. The SlutWalk’s goal is to help “promote female empowerment and put an end to slut-shaming and victim-blaming.” People spoke with Amber who explained what it’s NOT about (via E!).
Since Holly Madison is peddling a new book called The Vegas Diaries, she is once again going on about how being a member of Hugh Hefner’s harem of rotating plastic blondes killed her inside and that she was constantly living in fear because of competition with the other hos. Holly’s face is on the cover of this week’s People under the words, “I Was Living in Fear,” and well, her arch rival Kendra Wilkinson had something to say about it. And thanks to Kendra, the walls of my nightmares will be covered with new images.
Even though Kendra Wilkinson has the brains of a dried dingle clinging to the end of a butt plug, she has somehow learned that the easiest way to get a headline in this day and age is to say that you want Donald Trump to be the next President of the United States. And yes, I’m fell for it. I fell for a trick produced by Kendra Wilkinson. I am a Swede circa 1962 putting cut-up nylons on his TV screen.
Kendra publicly announced that she’s a member of Tramps4Trump, along with Aaron Carter, Tila Tequila, Dennis Rodman, Kid Rock and Teresa Giudice, while whoring out the new season of her reality show Kendra On Top. During an interview with Fox411 (via The Superficial), Kendra was asked about politics, which makes sense, because we all know her as a highly-esteemed political expert. Kendra mouth farted to Fox411 about how she’s so conservative that even her conservative friends think she’s conservative. Not only is Hugh Hefner’s former diaper changer really conservative, but she’s also a conspiracy theorist, which is why she’s supporting Trump. Yeah, I don’t know either….
“I support Donald Trump, but I also support abortion and a women’s right to choice what to do with their body. I’m more of a conspiracy theorist. I think everything is a motive for money. Every thought, every belief, everything we’re taught in school. The thing that what we’re taught in the public school system is everything you should know, I disagree with that. The most brilliant people in the world were drop-outs not that I’m pro-dropping out. I just believe there’s more to life than what’s in those books. I think a lot of things shoved in our face, politically and historically is for money, that’s the motive.”
The words “conservative” and “conspiracy” don’t mean what Kendra thinks they mean.
But seriously, she is totally right about the money thing. Cases in point: 1. Kendra’s main motivations for bouncing on shriveled turtle dick and letting Hugh Hefner give her a
pearl moth ball necklace were money and fame. 2. The story about Hank Baskett’s ESCANDALOSO alleged affair with a trans model was just a stunt to get more ratings, which would get Kendra more money. Look at me, I’m sounding like Conspiracy Theorist Kendra!
Here’s the walking Julia Roberts/Mel Gibson movie and Hank at the premiere of their shit show last night: