The clusterfuck which keeps on giving, The Fyre Festival, may be giving us a bit more tomfoolery in the form of a bunch of models having to answer legal questions while in a courtroom under oath. Someone please ask Bella Hadid about her cosmetic surgery, we’ll finally get the truth!
The Kardashian Koven are, hands down, the X-Men of famewhoring because their super power is getting attention. And Kendall Jenner has always been like Kitty Pryde phasing in and out of the limelight whenever the rest of her sisters were doing too much. Not that Kendall hasn’t added to her family’s brand of “Please go away now” because let’s not forget when she became the Martin Luther King Jr of soft drinks a few years ago with that dumb ass Pepsi ad. Now Kendall, with the help of Kris Jenner, just pulled off one of the ultimate switch-a-roos in the history or fame whoring and I don’t know whether to congratulate her or blow up her social media with hate mail for wasting my damn time.
Somehow, I don’t think things are so rosy in the Gisele Bundchen–Tom Brady household. For the second year in a row, Kendall Jenner tops the lists of money-making models. Someone better not tell Naomi Campbell, or her laser-eyed wrath will be all over the Kardashian Koven! For someone who is oh-so-selective with the jobs (minus this one) Kris Jenner forces upon her, she sure is making a ton of cash from it. Kendall tops the list with $22.5 million made. Gisele tumbled down to number 5!
This is why it’s important to take selfie breaks every once in a while to read the damn news. Because if Kim Kardashian did that sort of thing, she might have read about Shaun White getting in trouble for his Simple Jack Halloween costume. And she might have said to herself, “So apparently we don’t use the r-word anymore? Good to know.” But a self-obsessed fame whore never takes a break, and so up until last night, Kim casually threw around the r-word. After getting called out by people who are familiar with the current protocol on such a word (aka don’t use it), Kim is apologizing.
Kim Kartrashian is truly an enigma wrapped in a conundrum draped in a riddle and dipped in trash and sprinkled with the blood of Lucifer. She loves how thin she is. But also has claimed men are gay who aren’t attracted to her physical energies. And then said she hates her own big ass that she purchased. And Kim is known for her Photoshop flops, and now she’s been accused of another that involves taking her ass from DuPont factory to a couple of medium-sized Tupperware bowls. Continue reading
Vogue Was Accused Of Cultural Appropriation After Putting Kendall Jenner In What Looked Like An Afro
What we have here is a match made in “What the hell are you doing” heaven. We’ve got Vogue, a magazine that probably has a cultural appropriation apology statement prepared before they send anything to the publisher. We’ve also got the Kardashian-Jenners, a family that maybe should start asking their black friends “Is this okay?” before they do their hair or makeup. Put them together, and we’ve got Vogue issuing an apology to anyone who thought it was wrong that they put Kendall Jenner in some very curly gravity-defying hair and painted freckles on her face.