Kendall Jenner has been in the heat for allegedly not leaving a tip on a $24 bar tab at Brooklyn bar Baby’s All Right. The bar took to Instagram because, well, it’s a Kardashian-ish person, and I’m pretty sure Snapchat and Instagram are the only way they communicate.
Considering it was a bar in Brooklyn, and A$AP Rocky was performing, I would normally understand fleeing the scene and haphazardly forgetting to leave a tip because that many hipsters in close-knit quarters gives me the shakes. But Kendall tweeted how she left dollah dollah bills, the bar deleted their original post, and things seemed to cool down… only they DIDN’T!
Kendall Jenner has been caught up in another tipping scandal. Back in 2014, she was accused of throwing money in a waitress’s face. This time, a Brooklyn bar has publicly accused Kendall of failing to leave a tip on a $24 bar tab. According to Eater:
Williamsburg bar Baby’s All Right has blasted model Kendall Jenner on Instagram, posting a receipt that shows the Kardashian spawn allegedly left no tip on her $24 bill.
Kendall #tooktotwitter (it’s been a minute, right? Feels good, but somehow still not trending) to defend her honor (can you do that if you’re already in the hole for a million honor points?) claiming to have tipped in cash.
damn, i guess next time we won't tip in cash https://t.co/iZ4tFt3pg7
— Kendall (@KendallJenner) August 8, 2017
The bar has already deleted the original post, but as we know, there are no take backs on social media. I honestly don’t know which is worse: A Brooklyn bar that attracts the likes of Kendall Jenner, or Kendall Jenner.
I don’t want to be within 100 feet of either. Eater reports that Kendall was at Baby’s All Right (which serves Korean fusion and has a bottomless brunch *hard eye roll*) because her maybe boyfriend A$AP Rocky was performing a record release party there later in the evening. Seems like a real petty thing for the bar to do, given the piddly amount of the tab. Whomever posted that is either a colossal asshole, or more likely, the bar was looking for a quick hit of that sweet, sweet Kardashian publicity. But as the saying goes; lay with dogs, wake up with fleas. Kendall has got fleas, ticks, mange and bed bugs and Baby’s All Right will likely have to fumigate.
That memory you have from yesterday of you deep throating two charbroiled hot dogs as your friend lit a sparkler that was stuck in your asshole in the name of freedom is just a figment of your imagination. That didn’t happen, because Fourth of July didn’t happen. There were no fireworks. There were no BBQs. There was no family party where your auntie got drunk on Svedka and La Vie (aka Aldi’s bootleg La Croix) while dropping it low on the concrete patio to Night Ranger’s (You Can Still Rock) In America. None of that happened yesterday because Fourth of July got canceled since it seems like Taylor Swift didn’t throw her annual Taymerica extravaganza. Every bald eagle is probably drowning in a puddle of their own tears while in the fetal position on the ground somewhere.
You would think that after earlier this year when Kendall Jenner discovered a sugary sweet beverage will NOT end racism and police brutality, she would sit her little bony ass down somewhere and take the rest of 2017 off. Unfortunately, since bad decisions are inherent in her DNA (thanks, Pimp Mama Kris), she decided to team up with her sister (aka Lil’ Hot Mess) Kylie Jenner to release a line of gaudy, expensive t-shirts that look like something from a Photoshop class for drunken first graders.
One such image featuring The Notorious B.I.G is bound to have both of these tricks taking a break from Instagram as they throw on the fake tears and “We Didn’t Know!”s for a judge in court. Because as of yesterday, Biggie’s estate is ready to kick in the door waving some legal forms to sue both of these broads.
If Pimp Mama Kris strikes sex tape gold
en showers again, this won’t be the first time I write “Kendall,” “Kylie” and “Piss” in a headline.
Whoever is in charge of the clothing crap that Kendall and Kylie Jenner push on their website thought it would be a really good idea to peddle t-shirts with their faces and initials on top of pictures of music icons without getting permission. There’s at least 200 members in PMK’s koven and so you’d think she’d make one of them take a crash course in the law so that dumb shit like this doesn’t happen. PMK should send Sushi Kardashian West to a law class. Sushi seems the smartest of that bunch.
Donatella Versace may be my pick for best dressed mess at last night’s Meth Gala and that’s only because sources (that only exist in my head) tell me that she trolled the shit out of the KarJenners.
Because Anna Wintour will invite any ole’ trick with 10 million Instagram followers or more to the Met Gala, Kylie Jenner went again and looked like the low-tide baby of Draco Malfoy and Travis The Singing Trout who got caught in a barf-colored fishermen’s net. Donatella Versace is partly responsible for that busted look since she designed the dress, but that’s not the trolling I’m talking about. I’m talking about Donatella posing next to Kim Kartrashian’s fame whore apparent while looking like a really glamorous piss stream.
The original Kim Kartrashian was there last night, so I’m surprised that her packing peanuts-stuffed ass didn’t act on instinct and immediately rub themselves against Donatella’s golden showers gown. My only complaint about Donatella’s stunning sopissticated look is that she didn’t finish it off with a boomerang fascinator on her head. Then she’d really look like piss coming out of Ray-J’s boomerang dick. Next time, Donatella. Next time!