Category: Kendall Jenner

Kim Kardashian Is Very Sorry For Saying The R-Word

November 1, 2018 / Posted by:

This is why it’s important to take selfie breaks every once in a while to read the damn news. Because if Kim Kardashian did that sort of thing, she might have read about Shaun White getting in trouble for his Simple Jack Halloween costume. And she might have said to herself, “So apparently we don’t use the r-word anymore? Good to know.” But a self-obsessed fame whore never takes a break, and so up until last night, Kim casually threw around the r-word. After getting called out by people who are familiar with the current protocol on such a word (aka don’t use it), Kim is apologizing.

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Kim Kardashian Accused Of Photoshopping Her Butt To Look *GASP* Smaller

October 26, 2018 / Posted by:

Kim Kartrashian is truly an enigma wrapped in a conundrum draped in a riddle and dipped in trash and sprinkled with the blood of Lucifer. She loves how thin she is. But also has claimed men are gay who aren’t attracted to her physical energies. And then said she hates her own big ass that she purchased. And Kim is known for her Photoshop flops, and now she’s been accused of another that involves taking her ass from DuPont factory to a couple of medium-sized Tupperware bowls.  Continue reading

Vogue Was Accused Of Cultural Appropriation After Putting Kendall Jenner In What Looked Like An Afro

October 23, 2018 / Posted by:

What we have here is a match made in “What the hell are you doing” heaven. We’ve got Vogue, a magazine that probably has a cultural appropriation apology statement prepared before they send anything to the publisher. We’ve also got the Kardashian-Jenners, a family that maybe should start asking their black friends “Is this okay?” before they do their hair or makeup. Put them together, and we’ve got Vogue issuing an apology to anyone who thought it was wrong that they put Kendall Jenner in some very curly gravity-defying hair and painted freckles on her face.

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Kendall Jenner Is Pissed At TMZ For Revealing Where She Lives

October 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Even though it’s likely the Kardashian-Jenner’s DNA is made up almost exclusively of molecules that thrive on attention, there is still some attention that is unwanted, and that’s the kind you get from a stalker. Kendall Jenner has recently been dealing with a stalker who broke into her home multiple times. No thanks to TMZ, who Kendall says has been blasting her home address all over the internet.

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Only Naomi Campbell Can Destroy A Trick With One Look And Two Words 

September 27, 2018 / Posted by:

Pimp Mama Kris is on the phone with her koven’s on-staff team of plastic surgeons right now to tell them to immediately jet to wherever Kendall Jenner is, because she needs them to put that dehydrated piece of cauliflower stalk back together after being turned to dust by two simple words that easily leaped out of Naomi Campbell’s mouth.

Naomi was on Watch What Happens Live last night and was asked by a “viewer” for her thoughts on something Kendall Jenner said. Naomi was not about to dignify a lesser’s existence by responding to some stupid shit they said, so she waved that trick away with a, “Next question.”

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Kendall Jenner Pissed Off Models By Acting Entitled

August 21, 2018 / Posted by:

What a shocking headline. A Kardashian/Jenner acting full of shit and annoying the general populace? I. Am. Stunned. Never has this happened before. Never!

BuzzFeed is reporting that Kendall Jenner, the highest paid model to ever lazily stroll down a catwalk or give absolutely ZERO emotion and intrigue in a photograph, has stepped in a heaping pile of “I’m an ignorant fool” shit. She recently spoke with Love magazine about how great she is at staring into lenses for money and said something that her fellow models took rather harshly.

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