Category: Kelleth Cuthbert

Fiji Water Has Countersued The Fiji Water Girl

February 9, 2019 / Posted by:

This water is filthy…with avarice, pettiness, and fame-whoring! Model Kelleth Cuthbert has already established her life’s legacy by embracing her 15 minutes of fame as 2019 Golden Globes meme: The Fiji Water Girl. She red carpet-bombed just about every celebrity pic that night, upstaging the world’s most famous faces with nothing by a cheap blue dress and a tray of oddly shaped bottled water. Not content with the $90,000 she was reportedly paid for her work, Kelleth recently filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against Fiji for allegedly using her cardboard cut-out likeness without her permission. Fiji Water has splashed back, dousing Fiji Water Girl with a countersuit accusing her of trying to extort them. And that’s the end of the water metaphors, I swear.

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Plot Twist: The Fiji Water Girl Is Suing Fiji Water

February 1, 2019 / Posted by:

Didn’t see this coming. The Blast is reporting that Fiji got all the promo it needed at the Golden Globes this year when it got a girl in a blue dress holding some water to somehow upstage every famous and famous-ish person on the red carpet. But it looks like all that promo might cost them, as the ominous-looking Fiji Water Girl herself, Kelleth Cuthbert, is suing the hand that fed her for not feeding her enough.

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