Category: Keith Urban

Nicole Kidman Went Viral For Her Sexy Oscar Posing And Reaction To Host Jimmy Kimmel

March 13, 2023 / Posted by:

Nicole Kidman has been nominated for five, count ’em, FIVE Oscars. She won Best Actress once for her performance as a woman with a fake nose in The Hours (2003). But, last night, Nicole was just a presenter, so the stakes were considerably lower. She could channel all her energy into giving us fierce, slutty glamour on the red champagne carpet in her black, one-shoulder Armani Privé dress. And so she did! The Independent reports that Nicole’s dramatic poses went viral, with the kids on Twitter saying she was “THAT bitch”, and “serving absolute cunt”. Ya hear that, Nicole? You’re a bitch and a cunt! Continue reading

Open Post: Hosted By Nicole Kidman’s Neck Getting Slurped By Keith Urban

June 26, 2021 / Posted by:

Every time I see Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban bringing the dreaded PDA to whatever event or pap stroll they’re working, I marvel that Keith’s teasingly gradual but inexorable morph into Helen Hunt is almost complete. Soon they will rebrand themselves as two naughty, flaxen-haired, mid-life gayelles riding off into the sunset and opening a used bookshop/fair-trade coffeehouse in Provincetown while looking into the ethics of keeping their own laying hens.

In the meantime, we’re still supposed to see them as a hetero couple unable to keep their hands and other flapping body parts off of each other, so let’s just roll with it. Taste of Country shares that yesterday, June 25, was the couple’s 15th wedding anniversary, and that their extremely fiery lust could not, not, NOT be contained:

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Nicole Kidman And Keith Urban Got Into It With Another Audience Member At The Sydney Opera House Last Month

February 9, 2021 / Posted by:

Picture it: Australia, January 2021. Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, and her 80-year-old mother Janelle Kidman are attending a performance of the operetta The Merry Widow at the Sydney Opera House. The sopranos, contraltos, and castratos opera-sing their little Aussie hearts out, pleased as punch Satine and her flat-iron-side-banged piece are watching. At the end of the show, the audience, including Nicole and Keith, leap to their feet to give the production a standing ovation. Um, big mistake. HUGE. For whatever reason, this move ~scandalized~ the man behind them, and he asked them to sit back down. Keith refused, and then the guy SWATTED Nicole with his program. Excuse me?! I guess he’s just not a fan of Nicole’s seal clapping.

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Nicole Kidman’s Publicist Swears She And Keith Urban Are Not Breaking A “Mandatory” Australian Quarantine

July 29, 2020 / Posted by:

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban caught hell recently for flying from Nashville to Australia and avoiding the mandatory coronavirus quarantine of staying in a government-managed hotel. Instead of quarantining in a hotel, they quarantined in their mansion. People shook their heads at that because the government stated that the hotel quarantine is mandatory and very few exceptions will be allowed. Well, Nicole’s rep is denying that she and Keith got around the “mandatory” quarantine and claim total innocence! I don’t know… do we believe it? She wasn’t on a show called Big Little Truths

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Nicole Kidman And Keith Urban Are Getting Shit For Skipping Their Quarantine In Australia

July 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Air travel in 2020. It’s for the birds. And mega-rich celebrities who can afford to charter their own private jets. Like Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, who flew from Tennessee to Sydney with their two daughters, Sunday, 12, and Faith, 9.

The Daily Mail says that the rules in the Australian state of New South Wales dictate that (the vast majority of) people traveling from outside the country must quarantine in state-approved hotels for 14 days. But the Kidman-Urbans were granted special permission to self-isolate at home. So, after a health check at the Sydney airport, the family drove to their estate in the Southern Highlands. Continue reading

Hollywood Reared Its Ugly Head On The CMA Awards Red Carpet

November 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Dolly Parton is, as always, pure perfection. Her love for all things shiny and tight, makes me miss the CMA red carpets of old. But of course, nostalgia is a big theme in country music, and the red carpet of this year’s CMA Awards is making me nostalgic as hell for a time before Hollywood muscled its way into Nashville and diluted its rugged charm with the likes of Gigi Hadid. WHY WAS SHE THERE?!

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