Katy Perry finally dropped the official video for “Swish Swish,” a song she claims isn’t about Taylor Swift, but totally is. As if there was any doubt about who Katy is slapping at in Swish Swish, she’s been kind enough to drop some clues in an incredibly-subtle six-and-a-half minute long video. I know, we really didn’t need another video for “Swish Swish” after the one starring Brazilian Butt Queen Gretchen, but we got one anyway.
Katy Perry sent tongues wagging when she was spotted leaving an Ed Sheeran concert the other week by taking a ride on Orlando Bloom’s crotch rocket, I mean, motorcycle. Nothing gets straight white people more reared to hump on each other than a couple of hours swaying to Ed’s music, so nobody thought twice about it. But Katy is here to set the record straight! The Daily Mail reports she popped by SiriusXM’s Morning Mash Up radio show to say adults can love each other and hang out and not play hide the salami in Kitty Purry: Continue reading
Maybe that explains why Katy Perry had to postpone a whole bunch of shows on her Witness Tour; she just needs extra time to mentally prepare the stunt of the year! On August 27th, Katy Perry will host the MTV Video Music Awards in Los Angeles. According to The Daily Star UK – so yeah, you’re right to be reaching for a grain of salt – Taylor Swift might grace Katy’s stage with her presence at the MTV VMA’s.
…or is it gets a ride with Orlando Bloom? Tomato, tom-ahto! Katy Perry was tracked down Saturday night at an Ed Sheeran concert in Los Angeles, with none other than Legolas. E! News says they wore Hollywood’s favorite “we are fucking, but want to give the illusion we didn’t call y’all to see this” camo: dark baseball hats! A source gave more deets: Continue reading
Robert Pattinson gave Twi-hards a boner the other day when Howard Stern asked him if he was still engaged to FKA Twigs, and he replied, “Yeah, kind of.” Nobody checked to see if Kristen Stewart, while soaking in the lady pond, replied, “Don’t even think about it.” Nothing would give those fanged fans greater glee than seeing the reboot of Edward and Bella, even if Bella is into poon and Edward is into… bad haircuts and rank-ass movies. FKA apparently took Rob’s maybe-maybe-not engagement chatter as the green light to paw up on another piece. Continue reading