News regarding the overpriced albatross (aka the revival of American Idol) has been all about how the payroll department at ABC apparently took a quaalude to sign off on paying Katy Perry $25 million when Lionel Richie got far less, but now producers are here to say the new show is going to be about the talent and finally creating a STAH. So that means taking away the only reason people were watching Idol. Continue reading
Since Taylor Swift is probably tired of having to make her assistant start each day erasing poop emoji Twitter comments from Katy Perry’s fans, and Katy is probably being forced by her American Idol bosses to earn that $25 million, it appears these two have let bygones be bygones and have become friends again. Continue reading
In case you forgot, Katy Perry released Witness a while back, and after debuting at #1 on the charts, it sank fast. Whoever controls the marketing budget at her record label must have had a pre-holiday martini lunch because she’s still churning out videos for this thing, and her latest for “Hey Hey Hey” just dropped. Continue reading
Because today’s theme seems to be balls flying at faces (and not in the way I dream about in my teabag dreams), here’s a little clip of human Grammy repellent Katy Perry perfectly nailing an audience member with an inflatable eyeball as though someone screamed at her, “Quick, Katy! Your arch nemesis Taylor Swift is lurking over there and is about to strike!”
KatyCat Jordan Hanks was at Katy Perry’s show in Salt Lake City on Friday, and was recording her performance of Roar when she almost took him out with a flying ball to the head. Katy looks about as over it and tired as a hungover preschool teacher trying to teach a stupid song to her students on a Monday morning, but what she lacks in enthusiasm, she makes up for in her impeccable soccer skills.
Katy Perry didn’t even attack your head with a giant eyeball and you probably feel dizzy…. from trying to figure out what in Dollar Tree Jean Paul Gaultier space raver HELL she’s wearing. Jordan is okay. Thankfully he didn’t get injured, like lose his eyesight, because then he wouldn’t be able to take in these breathtaking pictures that have nothing to do with Katy Perry (except for the fact that his peroxide ‘do is hotter than hers) but are too hot to not share. Behold, the Human Ken Doll, Rodrigo Alves, giving you Voldemort Ann Jillian glamour while shopping in Milan.
Santa Claus isn’t the only controversial white dude coming to town, as John Mayer also knows when a few of us (ok, just Katy Perry) are sleeping and when we’re awake. Continue reading
Katy Perry is getting so close to owning the Los Feliz convent she’s been trying to purchase for more than two years. Katy wants to live in the Sisters of the Immaculate Heart of Mary convent, damn it! The only problem is, the nuns who own it really don’t want the new owner of their house to be a wicked jezebel like Katy. So sisters Rita Callanan and Catherine Rose Holzman sold their convent to a restauranteur named Dana Hollister.
Unfortunately, the nuns never cleared the sale with the Los Angeles Archbishop Jose H. Gomez. So a judge voided the sale and ruled that Katy could buy the convent. Point for Katy. According to Australia’s ABC News, a judge has recently ruled that Dana Hollister should pay Katy $1.57 million for interfering with Katy’s sale. Points for Katy’s bank account!