If Taylor Swift is out there listening, Katy Perry has a message for you, and it’s basically: “Hi Taylor! Do you wanna walk home from school with me? I’ll be waiting at my locker!”
Just kidding, Witness already did that!
Page Six notes that drag queen and former DWV member Vicky Vox provided a CVS length of receipts on Tuesday night by claiming on Twitter a certain pop star was Cheap-o the Clown (oddly, that’s not the desired look pictured above!) when it came to her music video budget. According to Vicky, the singer’s team wanted a few drag queens to do a 2-day shoot fo’ free and be paid in “exposure.” But sadly, that doesn’t pay off a good ol’ gaycation.
Katy Perry’s 90s dance fart of a Taylor Swift diss track, Swish Swish, hasn’t exactly been a big hit for her. It peaked at #46 on the Billboard Hot 100. So before Swish Swish becomes Flush Flush and really ends up down the toilet, Katy has pulled out a high-powered secret weapon named GRETCHEN!
Gretchen (born name: Maria Odete Brito de Miranda) is a legendary Butt Music chanteuse from Brazil turned Brazilian Meme Queen! Every Mob Wives’ beauty and style icon must’ve been feeling charitable because she agreed to star in a certain little American pop star’s lyric video. File this under: One of the biggest acts of generosity in history.
While oozing massive amounts of sex, talent and mystery, Gretchen twirls and shakes her shit to Swish Swish. As soon as this video came out, I ran my fingers over to iTunes to see if Swish Swish was at #1. It’s not and that’s probably because it shot straight beyond #1 into the universe. Blame the star power of GRETCHEN!
Honestly, I think Katy Perry may have played herself, because I have a feeling that her label is going to drop her immediately and give a lifetime contract to Gretchen!
And as we all say, “Your move, Taylor,” I’m sure Tay Tay’s uploading a picture of her partying with the one and only Cuca at her Taymerica Fourth of July party. I know, Cuca would never!
Katy Perry recently spent many hours doing a live-stream of her life in a Big Brother-style house, and one of the things she did while she was in there was rank the sex skills of her last three boyfriends. Katy put John Mayer in the number-one spot. Diplo, who took third place, was quick to join in and joke about Katy’s sex discussion. John Mayer isn’t.
The pictures of Orlando Bloom’s paddle boarding dick were some of the most newsworthy images of last year, and so during an interview today with the Australian radio show Kyle & Jackie O Show, Katy Perry was asked about them.
Katy Perry is still out there promoting Witness and her latest stop was a deep interview with The New York Times about her “purposeful pop.” One such revelation was that she doesn’t care about awards. There may be some singers who crave the validation that comes from their pile of Grammys, but Katy claims she isn’t one of them.