I’ve known people who basically repeated dates, trips, and presents with each relationship they were in, and they tried to pass it off as just a random coincidence. That is a lie. It is just random laziness, friends! Always get new everything with each new peen! Orlando Bloom did not get that memo, I guess, because just days after he popped the question to Katy Perry, some people noticed her engagement ring is in the same theme as the one he gave to ex-wife Miranda Kerr.
Call me old-fashioned, but Valentine’s Day is meant for boozing with friends and bemoaning single-dom. For some tacky ass people who like to flaunt their sinful, romantic lifestyle, however, it’s a great time to get engaged! After three years of on-and-off boning, er, dating, Orlando Bloom was ready to put a ring on it and popped the question to Katy Perry. Will Left Shark be the man of honor?!
The Grammys red carpet always looks like an intergalactic space orgy sprinkled with a bunch of random rappers who just rolled out of bed with barely enough time to grab their grill from the bedside table thrown in for good measure. Every year, it’s a mess. Plus you’ve always got legitimate superstars mixed in with a whole lot whosits and whateverhappenedtos. This year’s Grammy red carpet was no exception. I’m trying to sift through some of these looks, and honestly don’t know where to begin.
Everyone goes through an environmentalist, tree-hugging phase in their youth, but tree-fucking is certainly a new one! It’s been pretty well documented how Katy Perry grew up in a strict, Christian household, but that didn’t stop her ass from kissing a girl and liking it. Only, that wasn’t the first time Katy wasn’t being a goody-goody gumdrop. Katy was on Instagram the other day putting up old pictures of herself and talking about it with her parents. One story included a 1996 suspension note from Santa Barbara Christian School documenting how she simulated sex with Tom Cruise on an innocent tree. Talk about one way to make a willow weep!
Well, it looks like Taylor Swift‘s invitation writing hand is sore today after furiously crossing Lady Gaga‘s name off the guest list to her annual Fourth of July / Katy Perry is a Big Fatty Meanie Party. After old texts between Kesha and Gaga were released as part of the Dr. Luke investigation shit show, Gaga is taking back what she said about Katy.
Olive branch be damned – Lady Gaga and Kesha just earned themselves a massive “TOLD YA SO!” bouquet of roses from Taylor Swift. In the ongoing Dr. Luke saga of him being a general asshole and alleged abuser to Kesha, Gaga forked over any relevant evidence in his defamation case against Kesha. The evidence included texts between Kesha and Gaga about the case. The texts were previously blacked out, but the uncensored ones were made public and in them, Gaga and Kesha take a major swipe at Katy Perry and what sounds like her nonexistent backbone. Continue reading