The next time Katy Perry goes to look at hot pictures of herself, she just needs to reach for this Vogue cover. Looking like an 80s model who just came from a commercial audition for Alberto Mousse is a very hot look.
But Katy does a lot more than just stare at you from the cover while looking like Cruella De Vil’s edgy hipster niece. She also gets serious and talks about serious things. If you haven’t already guessed from the video and performances for her single Chained to the Rhythm, she’s got a lot to say. You know, saying things – aka talking. Like the opposite of staying silent. You know where this is going.
Katy Perry and Ryan Phillippe are two famous people who didn’t really know each other, but they recently became very familiar after they started chatting on Twitter. How very high school of them, but it makes sense. Katy is a woman with the soul of an edgy teen who only looks up from her phone to roll her eyes at adults (see: her new edgy teen buzz cut), and Ryan is always getting carded.
Whenever I catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror after a Taco Bell bender looking like Shrek’s long-lost twin sister, I usually tackle it head-on by saying “fuck it” and eat more garbage. Embrace that swamp ogre life, you know? Luckily Katy Perry is famous, which means that when she feels ugly, she can look up hot pictures of herself on the internet.
On April Fools’ Day, Katy Instagrammed an 18-year-old messed-up picture of herself and joked it was her album cover. A few days later, she posted a couple pics of herself getting a jaw massage. No, it wasn’t the kind of “jaw massage” that violates Instagram’s community guidelines. Katy’s face looked busted in that pic too. It chipped away at Katy’s self-esteem, so she remedied it by posting this:
When Katy searches for hot pics of herself, it’s hard for her to lose. Google will unload hundreds of hot pics for her to choose from, and all of them are already Photoshopped. I just think she better be a bit careful. She got lucky this time. She searched “Katy Perry hot” and she got a hot picture. But one of these days, Google is going to pull one over on her and slip in an unflattering paparazzi pic of her sweating her ass off on a beach somewhere.
A few years after Russell Brand and Katy Perry ended their marriage 2010, he said he hated living that tabloid celebrity life. We also found out that he broke up with Katy via text. That’s not exactly the set-up for a conscious uncoupling situation, but as it turns out, Russell has no bad feelings anymore.
Katy Perry said goodbye to John Mayer more than a year ago. Since then, John has been rumored to have tried to get with Demi Lovato, but nothing serious. Last month John Mayer released a song called Still Feel Like Your Man. As you can hear below, it sounds like the biggest hit from a royalty-free Maroon 5 knock-off called Burgundy 6. But that’s not what we’re focusing on here.
At the Human Rights Campaign 2017 gala on Saturday night, Katy Perry was given the National Equality Award for being a vocal friend of the LGTBQ community. Katy did more than just thank the HRC when she accepted her award. She also got real with the audience and talked about her experience as a not-totally-straight Christian teen.