Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are either most certainly boinking and back together, or are just very religious followers of GOOP and trying REALLY hard to show how good they are at consciously uncoupling. The friendly exes were spotted at a beach in California over Labor Day paddle boarding. Sadly, there weren’t any n00dz this time around.
ABC’s American Idol reboot has a lot in common with the old American Idol. They’ve got the same dead-eyed robot host. They’ve got people lining up to audition. And just like William Hung’s voice, the judging situation for this reboot is a flaming hot mess. According to Radar Online, it might have just gotten even messier.
Nothing says “I’d rather be at home helping Lena Dunham reorganize the fuse box” like miserably chomping on a banana at a nationally televised awards show.
You’ve got to wonder if John Mayer has ever seen a rom-com before. Because his definition of a “meet cute” is kind of sweaty. Last year, after breaking up with Katy Perry, John went on Watch What Happens Live and announced that he was ready to settle down. And then he said he was “excited for a meet cute.” Well, this week he seems to have lowered his expectations and settled for a “meet creep” instead. Page Six says he got on The ‘gram and hit up some lady’s dad, David Foster, for an intro.
Katy Perry finally dropped the official video for “Swish Swish,” a song she claims isn’t about Taylor Swift, but totally is. As if there was any doubt about who Katy is slapping at in Swish Swish, she’s been kind enough to drop some clues in an incredibly-subtle six-and-a-half minute long video. I know, we really didn’t need another video for “Swish Swish” after the one starring Brazilian Butt Queen Gretchen, but we got one anyway.
Katy Perry sent tongues wagging when she was spotted leaving an Ed Sheeran concert the other week by taking a ride on Orlando Bloom’s crotch rocket, I mean, motorcycle. Nothing gets straight white people more reared to hump on each other than a couple of hours swaying to Ed’s music, so nobody thought twice about it. But Katy is here to set the record straight! The Daily Mail reports she popped by SiriusXM’s Morning Mash Up radio show to say adults can love each other and hang out and not play hide the salami in Kitty Purry: Continue reading