Category: Katie Holmes
Katie Holmes And Emilio Vitolo Are Now Officially Etched In Stone On Instagram
It’s probably just a coincidence that Katie Holmes and her current boyfriend Emilio Vitolo are hitting the social media stroll the same week her ex, Tom Cruise, was recorded summoning up the mighty wrath of L. Ron Hubbard during a barley water drought and shrieking from his rage-propelled shoe-lifts to tear some crew members to shreds so tiny and confetti-like that they would rival anything flying out of the official Scientology paper shredder during audit season. The important thing here is not that Katie undoubtedly misses being treated to those control-freak outbursts on the regular, but that she and Emilio are now, like, totally shippable because they’ve gone Instagram Official. According to People, Emilio, 33, professed his forever and not at all shady and capricious love to Katie on her 42nd birthday yesterday.
Katie Holmes’ New Man Broke Up With His Fiancé The Same Day He And Katie Were First Papped Together
Page Six has concluded that confirmed star fucker Emilio Vitolo Jr. is also a confirmed fiancé fucker-over who broke up with his girlfriend of two years, via text message, the very same day he was first photographed trying to suck the last remaining Operating Thetan out of Katie Holmes’ teeth. As Katie and Emilio continue to try to beat BenAna’s record for PDA pap strolls per annum in record time, Emilio’s ex-fiancé is still trying to figure out what the fuck happened to her life. One day she’s engaged, and the next she’s moving out of their shared apartment “with only what she could carry with her.” She’s a better person than me. My ass would be walking out empty-handed so I could carry the world’s largest grudge.
Katie Holmes And Her New Man Continue Their Make Out Tour Throughout New York City
Yes, Katie Holmes and her new boyfriend, Emilio Vitolo, Jr., were papped again yesterday, exploring each others mouths. This time in and around NYC’s Central Park, masks strapped comically to their chins each time. Like, girl, we get it. You’re in love. You escaped Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx, so you deserve it. But please, take him to, like, Barneys and get him a fedora or a stetson hat or something and throw that pageboy cap into the Jackie O reservoir. Seriously, nobody is getting paparazzi attention on this coast like Katie and Emilio––Ana de Armas is positively SHOOK!
Katie Holmes’ Rumored New Boyfriend Might Have Been Engaged When They Got Together
We recently learned that 41-year-old Katie Holmes is most likely dating 33-year-old chef-slash-actor, Emilio Vitolo, after pictures hit the internet featuring Katie and Emilio doing the opposite of social distancing at a bar. Well, we have an update. And it’s the kind of development that would lead you to believe Michelle Williams isn’t the only former Dawson’s Creek alum who has maybe been channeling the message of the show’s theme song. Because there’s talk that much like Michelle, Katie maybe didn’t wanna wait for her guy to be single before getting together.
Katie Holmes Is Casually Dating Chef/Actor Emilio Vitolo
Katie Holmes’ on-and-off-again thing with Jamie Foxx finally settled on the off position last year after she supposedly dumped his ass. And while many people are sticking to glory holes to find safe love during this time of corona, Katie has apparently gone on a few dates with a “mystery date” who is no longer a mystery. And no, it’s not Chris Evans.
Zac Posen Has Shut Down His Fashion Label
If you see Katie Holmes at a red carpet event wearing a paper Whole Foods bag with leg holes ripped in the bottom as pants and a shirt made out of old, phone number-covered cocktail napkins, this might explain why. Katie’s longtime fashion BFF Zac Posen recently announced that his label is no more.