After five long, mostly-secretive years allegedly together (we never did get a full-on confirmation), Radar says that Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are over. Also over, what was the most interesting thing about Katie Holmes.
About a month ago, OK! Magazine said that Katie and Jamie were getting married. Radar is on the same page as OK! – they spoke to a source who claims Katie and Jamie were planning a big, fancy wedding in Paris and a $300,000 honeymoon. Radar’s source says that Katie was the one who broke up with Jamie. In a move that did sort of shock me a little, it has nothing to do with not wanting to be associated with a guy who allegedly slaps women in the face with his penis. The source said that 39-year-old Katie split from 50-year-old Jamie because she “just couldn’t get over her trust issues.” She’s called their wedding off, and she’s “devastated.”
Those trust issues reportedly stemmed from their secret relationship. In the beginning, Katie and Jamie’s sneaking around could maybe have been explained by a rumored “no dating for five years” clause Tom Cruise put in their divorce agreement. The alleged clause expired in 2017, which would mean FoxHol could be out and proud, but that never happened. The source says that’s because Jamie liked playing single too much, and Katie tried to get him to sign a prenup with a no-cheating clause, but he refused to sign it.
The source adds that Jamie committed to the whole hiding-his-real-girlfriend act when he was out in public. I wonder if he was bold enough to keep it up in private too. Like if Katie showed up at his house unannounced and found him with some random girl. “Katie, it’s fine – I’m just having sex with her to throw everyone off about who I’m really dating. It’s not a side-piece, it’s a decoy! ”
With millions of people descending upon New York City last weekend for the country’s largest Pride Month celebration, it was clear there was a helluva lot of money to be made from thirsty queens. While most of us might snicker into thinking ‘dat cash would go to vodka sodas and Grindr Premium accounts, Suri Cruise figured she could make enough money to just about buy out the entire Build-a-Bear corporation by hawking lemonade in front of her house in Manhattan. She wasn’t wrong. Continue reading
The cast of Dawson’s Creek are on the cover of Entertainment Weekly for the 20th anniversary of the show, and despite the fact that most of them are busy with other projects, they managed to get them all in the same room. And before you start screaming “WHAT ABOUT GRAMS?,” know that Grams (Mary Beth Peil) was absolutely there. Just not on the cover.
These two. Are they afraid that the soldiers of Xenu will start tapping their phones if they’re spotted sitting at the same table? Even Suri Cruise’s rolling her eyes at Mommy and Uncie Jamie’s don’t look at us/LOOK AT US antics. Jamie Foxx quit an interview when the subject of his no-longer-secret girlfriend Katie Holmes was brought up. You would think his transphobic ass would be relieved that the speculation is heterosexually-focused this time.
You ever watch a movie that you really don’t like but since you already started watching it you’re just like “I have to see how it ends!” Well, that’s what it feels like to be subjected to Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes’ “Are They or Aren’t They” relationship. I just want them to join hands and start singing Ebony and Ivory so we can all let out a sigh of relief and move on with our lives. Well, last night at Clive Davis’ Pre-Grammy party, we’re all getting a little closer to that moment.
People reports that Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx showed up to Paramount Pictures in Los Angeles on Wednesday to celebrate him hitting half a century, which is refreshing since it wasn’t that long ago that rumors were rampant that Scientology overlords would sooner invite Leah Remini over for a game of Scrabble than let Katie go public with her post-Tom Cruise boo thang.