Category: Kate Beckinsale

Rita Ora Threw Taika Waititi A Big Celebrity-Filled 46th Birthday Party

August 19, 2021 / Posted by:

Rita Ora recently reminded us that she is still dating Oscar-winning director Taika Waititi. Not that she had to, considering they’re not exactly at a loss of reasons, ways, or places to remind people they’re together. But in honor of Taika’s 46th birthday on Monday, she went all out and threw him a huge birthday party complete with a personalized cake, giant balloons that spelled out his name, a mariachi band, and several dozen famous friends and acquaintances. And what’s the point of going to all that trouble if you’re not going to Instagram the hell out of it later? Thankfully, Rita remembered to do just that. Continue reading

Margaret Qualley And Jack Antonoff Were Seen Kissing In New York City

August 17, 2021 / Posted by:

Margaret Qualley’s mom Andie MacDowell must have made her watch Groundhog Day on repeat as a child because she keeps waking up and repeating the same mistake over and over again. First, it was Pete Davidson, then it was Shia LaBeouf, and now, according to Page Six, Margaret is now dating music producer Jack Antonoff, her Once Upon A Time In Hollywood costar Lena Dunham’s ex. I don’t really know much about Jack but the fact that he was with Lena for 5 years makes me wonder if Margaret is colorblind and she thinks all the red flags waving in her peripheral vision are actually beckoning her like “come on, over here, this guy is COOL!

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Kate Beckinsale Didn’t See Her Daughter, Lily Sheen, For Two Years Because Of The Pandemic

July 26, 2021 / Posted by:

Kate Beckinsale revealed that like regular folks, she too has had to suffer during the Coronavirus pandemic. Not because she went broke or ate everything in her kitchen. Kate didn’t see Lily Sheen, her 22-year-old daughter with Michael Sheen, for two years because of everything going on in the world. Luckily, Kate’s Botox-free genetics have kept her ageless, and when she and Lily reunited they both looked exactly the same!

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Kate Beckinsale Hasn’t Gotten Botox Because She’s Scared Of It

July 19, 2021 / Posted by:

For Kate Beckinsale, it’s not all fun and games being a gorgeous 47-year-old woman in Hollywood. People think you’re shot up with Botox and other fillers since women in Hollywood melt after turning 30 if they aren’t “preserved” with all kinds of plastic. It’s just science! But well, Kate Beckinsale is just naturally ageless and Botox-free like JLo. Kate says she hasn’t gotten Botox because it scares her. She’s only done a few blood injections, but she didn’t use the blood of a virgin sacrifice. She used her own. Does that even count?!

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Open Post: Hosted By Kate Beckinsale Trying To Lick Her Crotch Like A Kitty

January 12, 2021 / Posted by:

Celebrities on Instagram during the pandemic. There’s that “desperate” January Jones, Hot Slut of 2020 contender Leslie Jordan, and, of course, Kate Beckinsale. Kate’s content usually concerns her furry friends: two Persian cats named Clive and Willow (whom she married [as in, officiated their wedding, not got hitched to her puss]), and Myf the Pomeranian pooch. In her latest video, Kate wears a cat face mask and sits on the floor of her art gallery bedroom beside Willow, who’s licking her own anus like a proper lady. Inspired, 47-year-old Kate attempts to do the same with her own human parts. And because she’s Kate Beckinsale, she’s doing it all in heels.

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BREAKING NEWS: Kate Beckinsale And Goody Grace Have Broken Up

October 23, 2020 / Posted by:

Shocking. Devastating. Heartbreaking. Those are words that don’t apply to the news that things have not worked out for 47-year-old Kate Beckinsale and her 23-year-old boyfriend of nine months Goody Grace. According to The Sun, Kate recently performed the solemn act of unfollowing Goody on Instagram and deleting all evidence of their whirlwind relationship from her account. Goody on the other hand, left a solitary reminder of their time together in the form of a short clip from June of him wishing Kate a happy birthday complete with the caption “i love you 🖤∞.” The fact that in it he’s wearing a giant plush hippo head while Kate self-consciously pouts and primps while holding a tiny dog in her lap, makes the moment all the more poignant.

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