Kate Beckinsale is clearly out there living her best life, between the baby goat yoga and butter-filled luggage. And now People says she may have gotten back together with her former 23-year-old male model-looking comedian boyfriend.
Last summer, 45-year-old Kate was seen making out with Matt Rife, a comedian Wild n’ Out who gives me major Handsome Squidward vibes. It was later revealed by a source that Kate and Matt were serious enough to enter the whole boyfriend-girlfriend level of dating, but two months later, it was reported that they broke up. Clearly Kate didn’t delete Matt’s number from her phone, because they were spotted attending a Dave Chappelle show together on Wednesday night in West Hollywood.
That would be Matt walking behind Kate. As for who the gentleman on the left in that sassy Mrs. Roper caftan and Elton John glasses, that would be Kate’s friend Markus Molinari.
Kate and Matt could just be hanging out as friends, as lots of friends go to see comedy shows together. But in the event they are dating again, this is great timing. The last time she got with Matt, they lasted about two months. If they’re together for as long this time, that would mean they’d be together for Halloween. And 23-year-old Matt is exactly who you want to be dating around Halloween if you’re a woman in your 40s who wants to do a sexy costume. The last thing you want to hear while cinching the corset on your trampy nurse costume are the words: “Aren’t you a little old for this?” The nerve of some people!
Here’s Kate at the opening of the Palisades Village mall yesterday.
This is a real thing! It’s yoga with baby goats! Kate Beckinsale celebrated her 45th birthday by doing the downward dog with a baby goat on her back. If that sounds like some truly scandalous sex move, you’re wrong. And perverted! The newest in gimmicky yoga is baby goat yoga. You do all the moves while baby goats run around and sometimes climb on top of you! (This was her birthday present? Ok…)
Kate captioned her post with:
Best birthday ever . We all prayed that the goat’s blessings would happen on Michael’s mat and they did. Thank you #laughingfrogyoga and #hellocrittercare for such a fun day and also to Billy and Burlap, for knowing instinctively where to friendly fire
I’m hoping Billy and Burlap are baby goats and not humans, because that means that “downward dog with a baby goat on your back” might indeed have more than one meeting.
Hot yoga leaves you slipping around in your own sweat puddles. And naked yoga is just a reason to want glaucoma. But baby goat yoga… what if they bite? It’s bad enough trying to hold some of those poses (look, I’m not that limber) but if tiny teeth try to nip at me, I’m going to slip out of it and break something. Yoga shouldn’t be dangerous.
One of the ugly realities of celebrity life (besides not making the mathematically beautiful list) is that there are “fans” out there that are beyond the pale when it comes to sanity. Those people can sometimes get fixated on their favorite (or most hated) celebrity, feel rejected or slighted by them, and then decide to do something about it.
Luckily, one particular loon named Terry Lee Repp, 45, was arrested Saturday before he could make good on his threat to stab Kate Beckinsale. *insert lame joke about the Underworld movies not being THAT bad now that the wackjob’s safely in jail and we can lighten the mood* Continue reading
According to Entertainment Tonight, 43-year-old Kate Beckinsale is dating 21-year-old actor and Wild ‘N Out comedian Matt Rife, who looks like this. I’m getting “Cillian Murphy’s second cousin doing his best Ryan Phillippe in 54 impersonation” from Matt. Kate and Matt were seen kissing outside of a lounge in West Hollywood last night. A source claims she met Matt through a mutual friend, and they’re “officially boyfriend and girlfriend” and that her entire family thinks he’s the nicest person.
— ET Canada (@ETCanada) June 21, 2017
Earlier this month, Kate was rumored to have been seen “flirting” with Jon Hamm at an event for the movie Baby Driver. Going from midlife daddy Jon Hamm to a youngin who looks like he thinks being called a fuckboi is a compliment. Kate is really spanning the whole spectrum.
ETs source adds that Matt is a great guy and “very mature for his age.” How much more mature are we talking here? Does he seem more like he’s 24? 26? 39-year-old trapped in the body of a 21-year-old? Still, it’s got to be weird for Kate’s 18-year-old daughter Lily Mo Sheen. It’s one thing to have to explain what fidget spinners and Riverdale is to your mom, but it’s a completely different level of awkward to hear her boyfriend volunteer to do it.
Jon Hamm did an interview with InStyle for their newest issue and he was asked about being single after breaking up with Jennifer Westfeldt, his partner of 15 years, in 2015. As The Hammaconda swiped through Tinder, its owner said this about the single life:
“It’s hard. It’s hard to be single after being together for a long time. It’s really hard. It sucks.”
Jon Hamm may be trying to fix that, because Page Six says that at an event for his new movie Baby Driver (which sadly isn’t a Latarian Milton biopic), Kate Beckinsale was magnet and he was steeeeeeeel.
Halsey is one of the music industry’s most frequent red carpet messes, so it’s not a surprise that she would show up to the Billboard Music Awards last night in an outfit that says: “Book my stylist the next appointment at the nearest Pearle Vision.”
That bra is all kinds of tragic. It’s both too big and too small, like some kind of physics-defying underwire nightmare. If that bra could talk, it would beg Halsey to leave it at home and take a set of nipple pasties instead. On the upside, it is nice to see that someone finally purchased the most discounted bra from the clearance section of Ross. But don’t cry for Halsey’s bra. I see a bright future for it. I bet an agent has already signed it to appear as the uncomfortable before bra in an Ahh Bra infomercial.