Category: Kate Mara

Rooney Mara And Joaquin Phoenix Might Be Engaged

May 29, 2019 / Posted by:

Sibling rivalry, thy name is Mara. The day after her sister Kate Mara announced the birth of her daughter with Jamie Bell, Rooney Mara decided to don her best flannel and parade around Los Angeles wearing a big fat diamond ring. Last summer there were reports that Rooney and her man Joaquin Phoenix were never going to get married because marriage is “too mainstream” and doesn’t fit their holistic, vegan lifestyle. But now it seems as if Rooney’s looking at that greasy salami we call matrimony that her sister is munching on, and it’s making her hongray.

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Kate Mara Gave Birth To A Baby Girl

May 28, 2019 / Posted by:

My predictive powers are unmatched. Back in January, when they announced they were having a baby, I predicted that we’d all forget that Kate Mara and Jamie Bell were a couple until the baby was born. Be honest with me now, did you forget? I sure did! Well I’m here to remind you that they are still very much an item, and they just had a baby girl.

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Kate Mara And Jamie Bell Are Having A Baby

January 10, 2019 / Posted by:

The Mara sister, who is probably not Anna Kendrick, and the baby-faced Brit, who probably didn’t play Spider-Man, are having a baby! Jamie Bell is definitely a different person from Tom Holland even though they both played Billy Elliot and look like they could be twins. He and Kate Mara (who was on House of Cards) were married in 2017, and have just announced that they are expecting their first child together. This will be Jamie’s second kid, he has a 5-year-old boy with his ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood. I had no idea these two were even together, let alone married, let alone not those other people I mentioned before!

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Mostly Everyone Did Black At The BAFTAs With Varying Degrees Of Success

February 19, 2018 / Posted by:

It would have been a nearly all-black fashion show at the BAFTAs in London last night, in honor of the Time’s Up movement. But the class average was brought down by Duchess Kate (who was prevented from wearing black by royal no-politics protocol), and Frances McDormand (who just didn’t feel like it and showed up in pink-on-black instead).

For mostly everyone else, it was a multitude of black. Or black with a random kick of not-black, like Allison Janney. And by random, I mean a satin choker bolero on top of a Bibhu Mohapatra dress. It looks like a shirt made from the bottom half of Roger the Alien from American Dad that was put on backwards and upside down.

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Billy Elliot And Zoe Barnes Just Got Hitched

July 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Kate Mara has always seemed like the more relatable of the Mara sisters. You know, the type to actually go with Grandpappy to the Giants games while Rooney skulked around in the corner wondering who was going to take her to Hot Topic. Well, now she’s gone and done it! Us Weekly reports Kate has walked down the aisle and married Britain’s national treasure (sorry, TOWIE cast) Billy Elliot, also known as Jamie Bell. Kate Instagrammed confirmation of the nuptials Monday:

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Kate and Jamie worked together on Fantastic Four in 2015. She told gossip bloodhound Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live that they had actually known each other for nearly ten years before then – but sparks and love didn’t fly until the conveniently had a movie to hawk on the press tour. And ever since, she’s been plie-ing up and down Billy’s pipe! No word on what the couple plans to do on the honeymoon, but fingers crossed it involves Kate teaching Jamie to not always look like she’s about to spoil the next episode of House of Cards.

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Alicia Vikander Channels The Ugly Afghan On Roseanne’s Couch

January 31, 2016 / Posted by:

The Screen Actors Guild Awards was last night and as you know big things happened in diversity. (Well, hello #SAGsSoBlack) But as you also know in life, the good comes with the bad. And if you need further proof of the latter statement take a look at the nominees who walked the red carpet. While many actresses effortlessly slayed (I’m looking at you Rachel McAdams.. And I’m looking at you, Lori Petty!” – Michael), others lost sense of the space-time continuum and common sense, showing up dressed like a Project Runway reject designed their gowns. The latter remark is best applied to actress Alicia Vikander who wore a long-sleeved, sparkly Louis Vuitton dress that bore a striking resemblance to the afghan on Roseanne’s couch. The dress just screams, “We were short on material while sewing this number” with its large patchwork of mismatched colors and unflattering large squares. Instead of shutting down questions, Alicia’s dress incited a lot more. I ask you, “When has gold and blue ever worked as a color combination?”

I’m sure the snooty fashion mavericks at Louis Vuitton convinced her on that wolf ticket of a dress by saying, “Darling! It’s gorgeous on you! What more can you ask for: chic and 70s-inspired? Voila!” And of course, because she’s obligated by contract as the face of Louis Vuitton to wear it, she fell for it. But I don’t blame Alicia because her thought process is technically hazy considering she’s at stage 10 of dickmatization courtesy of her, er, well-equipped boyfriend Michael Fassbender. Yes, she did nab an award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Movie for her performance in The Danish Girl which is lovely. But I’m positive all she was concerned about was running back to her hotel room to get some Fassbender lovin.’ “Who cares about this God-forsaken borrowed dress,” Alicia mumbled to herself, statue clutched in her hand, as the elevator ascended back to her complimentary room. “I’m going to get plowed by the best of them as soon as I enter my room.”

My thoughts exactly, Alicia. My thoughts exactly.

For more of the horror show known as the red carpet, browse the slideshow below for WTF moments from some of your favorite actresses such as Nicole Kidman, Kaley Cuoco, Christina Hendricks, Laverne Cox, Rooney Mara, Kate Mara, January Jones, and many more.

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