Category: Kat Von D
Kat Von D Went To The Same School As Paris Hilton, Also Alleges It Was Torturous
In a lengthy video on Instagram, Kat Von D talked about her time at the same satanic torture boarding school Paris Hilton attended, the Provo Canyon School in Utah. Kat opened up about the traumas she experienced there, saying it was more of a “lockdown facility” and that Paris’ new documentary on YouTube triggered her, so she decided to talk about it.
Moby Continues To Wear His Heart On His Neck
Moby’s a vegan, or haven’t you heard? He’s literally spelled it out for you. Back in October Moby got “VEGAN FOR LIFE” tattooed on his neck. Then a month later he got fellow vegan Kat Von D to outline the words “ANIMAL RIGHTS” on his forearms, and the month after that, he got those letters filled in. At some point he added a little chicken scratch cross on his face into the mix. And this week, Moby’s showing off his latest acquisition. All of his recent tattoos are text (save the little cross) which makes me wonder if Moby’s working on a second volume of his memoirs only this time he’s self publishing. I know they say don’t judge a book by its cover, but what if the inside is literally full of shit (and blood, guts and bones)?
Kat Von D Is Leaving Her Makeup Company
Today is a good day for all Kat Von D Beauty customer service employees. Because today is the day they won’t have to copy and paste over and over again: “I understand how you feel about the lipstick names. And you don’t have to worry about catching measles from the lipsticks.” Because Kat Von D made the announcement that she’s selling her shares and leaving her namesake makeup company.
Fellow Vegans Moby And Kat Von D Both Got New Tattoos
In case you somehow missed it before, Moby is vegan. And he’s not one of those rare live and let live, keep it to yourself type of vegans either. No, Moby is a shout it from the rooftops, try to restrict the choices of people on SNAP (food stamps) type of vegans. Thing is, sometimes Moby’s mouth to is too full of bean sprouts and cashew cheese to tell you all about it. So he’s taken measures to ensure that when you see Moby walking towards you down the street, you know well in advance to protect your low-fat latte before he passes you and slaps it out of your hand. Moby got the word A N I M A L tattooed down one arm, and R I G H T S tattooed down the other, in a font so big you can probably see it from space.
Kat Von D Had To Get A Vegan Breastmilk Donor For Her Newborn
Little Leafar Von D Reyes, previously known as Leafer The Unborn, now to be known as Leafer The Spawned, has already had a rocky start to life. He’s brand new but his mother, tattoo artist/vegan warrior/anti-vaxxer/extremely weak witch Kat Von D, says that he’s already had his first health scare. In an Instagram post, Kat reported that her breastmilk failed to come in and Leafer The Spawned’s blood sugar count had been low as he was unable to nurse. Kat reports that her doctor suggested she ask around to see if any of her friends had any milk to spare. If not, she’d have to consider formula. So Kat sent out the Von D Bat signal asking for a vegan milk donor.
Kat Von D Gave Birth To Her First Child
Before her son was even born, Kat Von D made two things very clear to the general public. One, that his name would be Leafar. Two, that she was the goth version of moms selling MLM oils on Facebook by announcing she was having a drug-free birth, and swearing that her vegan son would never be touched by toxic vaccines. Actually, that is pretty goth; you’re not totally committed to the goth life until you start actively bringing back old-time illnesses that could result in rigor mortis. That was several months ago, and Kat finally gave birth to her son. Kat made the announcement on Instagram yesterday with a picture of her new baby and her husband, Leafar Seyer.