Category: Karlie Kloss

Harry Styles’ Ex May Have Moved On To Alexander Skarsgard

August 2, 2018 / Posted by:

It sounds like things are just doused in heaping piles of awkward drama over in Candyland. Lemme break it down for you. First up, we have how Harry Styles was hanging out with Karlie Kloss on Diane von Furstenberg’s beard-craft carrier. Fine, it’s a yacht, but I just always wanted to use that term. Obviously, Taylor Swift sent over a separate yacht packed with Edible Arrangements and flowers since an ex-boyfriend hanging out with an ex-best friend wrote her next three albums for her. Well, the latest drama factor comes because Harry is friends with Alexa Chung, and she set him up with his now ex-girlfriend Camille Rowe…who may now be with Alexander Skarsgård…. who used to be with Alexa Chung. 

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Karlie Kloss Got Engaged To The Non-Evil Kushner

July 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Sigh, I guess I’ll have to stop writing my Taylor SwiftKarlie Kloss lesbian fan fiction account on LiveJournal. Oh, who am I kidding? I saw Carol – I don’t have to stop shit! Karlie has been dating Joshua Kushner, the tree-hugging, healthcare-providing Kushner that is the brother of Jared Kushner, the husband of Ivanka Trump who also works in the White House. Yes, but will Taylor be in the wedding party or, the horror, even get an invite?! Continue reading


Karlie Kloss, Who Is Dating Jared Kushner’s Brother, Induces Eye Rolls For Tweeting About Immigrant Crisis

June 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Karlie Kloss is currently boning Joshua Kushner, brother of Ivanka Trump’s hubby and Senior White House Advisor Jared Kushner. Karlie and Josh are pretty vocal Democrats on a normal day, but when Karlie took to Twitter to say children need to stop being ripped from their parents at the border and change is needed Some responded, “Bish, then bring it up to your man’s bro in the White House in two weeks at the family Fourth of July barbeque.Continue reading

Karlie Kloss Happened To Forget Taylor Swift While Naming Off Some Of Her Closest Friends

April 4, 2018 / Posted by:

Trying to convince everyone that her friendship with Taylor Swift isn’t currently a pile of tear-stained diary pages is becoming a full-time job for Karlie Kloss. Ever since the Junior Jewels t-shirt name snub scandal of 2017, people have been keeping a close eye on Taylor and Karlie to see if they’re really still friends, or just possibly faking it to avoid a PR disaster. Karlie has been working really hard at delivering that BFF fantasy, but she might have recently slipped up and accidentally caused some drama.

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