Category: Karlie Kloss

A New Book Claims Jared Kushner Didn’t Think Karlie Kloss Was Good Enough To Marry His Brother

March 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Mercury News is reporting that the wealthy New York social scene is just as stupid, pretentious, judgmental and trashy as anyone who’s seen an episode of Gossip Girl can expect. A new book called Kushner Inc.: Greed. Ambition. Corruption by author Vicky Ward claims that model, Taylor Swift’s one-time BFF, coder, and wife of Joshua Kushner Karlie Kloss was not good enough for the Kushner family. You know who was good enough? Ivanka Trump. Let’s get into this upper-class nonsense, shall we?

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Kendall Jenner Is The Highest-Paid Model Of The Year

December 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Somehow, I don’t think things are so rosy in the Gisele BundchenTom Brady household. For the second year in a row, Kendall Jenner tops the lists of money-making models. Someone better not tell Naomi Campbell, or her laser-eyed wrath will be all over the Kardashian Koven! For someone who is oh-so-selective with the jobs (minus this oneKris Jenner forces upon her, she sure is making a ton of cash from it. Kendall tops the list with $22.5 million made. Gisele tumbled down to number 5!

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Taylor Swift Was Touring So She Couldn’t Go To Karlie Kloss’ Wedding, Got It?

October 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Model and international hacker Karlie Kloss got married last week to the Kushner brother who isn’t totally diabolical, Joshua Kushner. The wedding was a very small, intimate situation with less than 80 people in attendance. One of those people was notably not longtime best friend, Miss Taylor Swift. People were trying to figure out if Karlie is still in the Junior Jewels or not, but don’t worry, Taylor is ready to once again give us cryptic clues hinting at the nature of their relationship. It’s sort of like The Da Vinci Code but Taylor Swift.

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Karlie Kloss Got Married To Joshua Kushner

October 19, 2018 / Posted by:

A few years ago, it seemed like there was an underground cottage industry of conspiracy theorists who believed it was only a matter of time before Taylor Swift dumped whatever guy she was dating, announced she was in love with Karlie Kloss and they were getting married. If any of those conspiracy theorists still exist, they’re going to have to go back to the drawing board and re-write their theory to include a divorce lawyer. Because Karlie Kloss is now married to Joshua Kushner.

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Harry Styles’ Ex May Have Moved On To Alexander Skarsgard

August 2, 2018 / Posted by:

It sounds like things are just doused in heaping piles of awkward drama over in Candyland. Lemme break it down for you. First up, we have how Harry Styles was hanging out with Karlie Kloss on Diane von Furstenberg’s beard-craft carrier. Fine, it’s a yacht, but I just always wanted to use that term. Obviously, Taylor Swift sent over a separate yacht packed with Edible Arrangements and flowers since an ex-boyfriend hanging out with an ex-best friend wrote her next three albums for her. Well, the latest drama factor comes because Harry is friends with Alexa Chung, and she set him up with his now ex-girlfriend Camille Rowe…who may now be with Alexander Skarsgård…. who used to be with Alexa Chung. 

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