Category: Kardashians

Open Post: Hosted By Jon Bon Jovi Dragging The Kardashians 

October 29, 2018 / Posted by:

Jon Bon Jovi recently got talking about fame and reality TV with Australia’s The Sunday Project (via Entertainment Tonight). And let’s just say Jon would rather wake up one morning with his hair in a feathered perm full of mousse and frosty box highlights than spend 60 seconds of his life watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Jon admitted that he’s not a fan of today’s famous-for-no-apparent-reason culture.

“I think it’s horrific that we live in that world and I can tell you I’ve never given 60 seconds of my life, ever, to one of those Housewives of Blah Blah and Kardashians. I don’t know their names, I’ve never watched 60 seconds of the show, it’s not for me. What’s gonna be in your autobiography? ‘I made a porno and guess what, I got famous.’ Fuck, sorry, I’ll pass. Go and write a book, paint a painting, act, study, sing, play write. Fame is a byproduct of writing a good song.”

First of all, be more specific, Jon. The Housewives of Bla Bla could literally apply to any series in the Real Housewives franchise, and it actually sounds like one with a really great reunion episode. Second, a talented adult performer makes a porno; Kim Kardashian made a sex tape. But it’s really too bad that Jon Bon Jovi doesn’t realize how much he has in common with Kim. Slippery When Wet is both the name of a Bon Jovi album and the sign they put out whenever Kim gets oiled up for a photo shoot. And I’m willing to bet that if any of Jon Bon Jovi’s middle-ages lady fans ever got their hands on a magic lamp or monkey’s paw, the first thing they’re wishing for is a porno starring Jon and Richie Sambora.

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“Black Panther” Dominated The MTV Movie & TV Awards

June 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Mostly, the MTV Movie & TV Awards will give their Movie of the Year award to something shitty but popular (example: the Twilight saga sweeping the category from the years 2009 to 2012). But sometimes the stars align and MTV is able to give the award to a movie that is both good and popular, and this year was one of those years. Black Panther ended up taking home a bunch of awards.

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The Kardashians Want Blac Chyna’s Reality Show Lawsuit Thrown Out

December 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Despite the fact that Keeping Up with the Kardashians will air for the rest of eternity, KUWTK spin-offs just can’t seem to stick. Like Blac Chyna’s reality show Rob & Chyna. Chyna got one season in before E! dropped it, but that doesn’t mean the Rob & Chyna chapter of her life is over. She’s currently booty-deep in a lawsuit against her former fiancé and her (almost) in-laws over the abrupt end of her show. TMZ says that if the Kardashians get their way, not only will Chyna be out of a reality show, but she will no longer have that lawsuit either.

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Life & Style Says That Kourtney Kardashian Is Also Knocked Up

October 11, 2017 / Posted by:

According to Life & Style, Kourtney Kardashian is joining Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Kylie Jenner in creating jobs for the nannies of Calabasas. A source tells Life & Style that 38-year-old Kourtney got knocked up by her 24-year-old boy toy Younes Bendjima.

“She was thrilled to learn she was expecting. She loves being part of a large family and having so many siblings, and she wants the same for Mason, Penelope, and Reign.”

Life & Style’s source says that she wanted to have a fourth kid, and heavily implied that Younes will be a great dad simply because he’s not Scott.

“She needs a man who will be both present and sober,” the source explained. “With his charming personality and intelligence, Younes will make the perfect father.”

Kourtney hasn’t said anything about the possibility of her fourth pregnancy, but then again neither has Kylie or Khloe said anything about theirs. In all likelihood, this is probably just some uncreative fiction written by a bored Kris Jenner. But even if it’s true, it’s like – okay? Sure I guess? Of course Kourtney would be rumored to be knocked up again! Being pregnant and eating gluten-free snacks are literally her only KUWTK story lines. If we really wanted some shocking Kardashian news from Kourtney, someone should have leaked a video of her eating a Kit Kat like a normal person.

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