And here I am falling for it AGAIN.
If you missed the latest extra-large fart bubble of sad insanity that came out of Kanye West’s mouth during his visit to TMZ today, then might I suggest you keep on missing it and watch a much less gross and much more satisfying video by clicking here. But if you insist….
To get attention for his new albums and his self-published philosophy book on Twitter, Kanye has declared his love for his brother Donald Trump, told us that he loves the brain of Black Lives Matter hater Candace Owens, and did a 2-hour interview. But he really went for it today when he dropped into the offices of TMZ. Kanye said that since slavery lasted for 400 years, the slaves must’ve made the choice to remain slaves. Strangely enough, Kanye didn’t also say that Jewish people willingly went to concentration camps because they wanted a free vacation? He’s probably saving that for his next visit to TMZ.
If you’re tired of getting your daily dose of Kanye West in 280 characters or less, then you’re in luck. Kanye’s released a 145 minute interview he did with Charlamagne Tha God of Power 105.1. Sitting in his stark white house (one that chuckleheads on Twitter have described as looking like what an “unseasoned house” might look like), Kanye talked to Charlamagne about his current mental state, President Obama, Jay Z and his treasured Twitter account.
Celebrity Trumpette Kanye West has dropped a deuce of a new track on kanyewest.com, and you can take that completely literally. It’s his first new track since 2016 and it’s called “Lift Yourself” but the only heavy lifting involved seems to have been Yeezy lifting himself off the toilette after squeezing this one out.
Kanye West has his own plan to Make America Great Again, one city at a time. And as we know (because Donald Trump told us), the worst city in America is Chicago, so that’s where Kanye’s gonna start. According to TMZ, Kanye has announced that he’s launching an organization called Donda Social which will work directly with Chicago residents on issues facing the city. The idea for DS came up a while ago, but it seems that recent outbursts have spurred Kanye into action so he’s putting his money where his mouth is (hint: he talks out of his ass).
As we all watch Kanye West’s recent political enlightenment/MAGA meltdown (whichever theory you believe), it seems as though there is no one close to him who is telling him the truth. You definitely can’t count on anyone in the sunken palace: Kim Kardashian is off making perfume bottles of her body, and Kris Jenner is too busy loving the attention. At least Kanye still has friends who are trying to get through to him. John Legend stepped up and tried to get through to Kanye on both on Twitter and via text.
Kanye West has been having a helluva week since he came back into our lives after his Twitter break and became a hero to the far-right. But sources close to him say he’s uncontrollable, erratic and getting into huge fights with his family members. All of that sounds like business as usual for the Kardashian-West clan, so what’s really going on behind-the-scenes?