We may have to wait another two months to see the first pictures of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s third baby, but Kim and Kanye clearly know the only thing people really care about is what beyond-ridiculous name they went with. After a four day wait, Kim revealed on her website today that she and Kanye decided to name their daughter – a human child, I remind you – Chicago West. On the bright side, if they want to buy little Chicago a monogrammed t-shirt or mug, they don’t have to look much farther than the The CW’s online store.
The Kardashian-Wests Reportedly Turned Down Several Million-Dollar Offers For The First Pictures Of Their New Baby
Because the Kardashians have a sixth sense for making a buck (I believe the technical term is: shameless money tingles), you would think that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would have jumped at the chance to sell Third Baby’s First Picture to the highest bidder. But according to TMZ, they have refused to sell the pictures of their new baby daughter, because it goes against their morals. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh that was a good one. I haven’t laughed that hard since every time Kim has tried to convince us she actually eats hair gummies and drinks Fit Tea.
Sources tell TMZ that months before Kim and Kanye’s third child was born, they got several offers from websites and magazines. The sources claim they received offers starting over $1 million, with the largest being between $2 and $5 million. But Kim and Kanye rejected every single offer, because accepting cash for published baby pics would “violate their morals.”
Kim and Kanye know that the media will eventually get a picture of their new daughter, but they want to be the ones to release it, like they did with North’s first pic, and Saint’s. Sources say that Kim and Kanye will release the picture of their new daughter when they feel comfortable that her safety and privacy is secured. Based on the release of North and Saint’s first pictures, they guess it will happen two months from now.
Whoever offered Kim and Kanye millions of dollars for baby’s first picture, raise your hand so we know you actually exist. And then please recognize that offering money was the wrong way to go. A shoebox filled with stocks, maybe. But cash? Besides, I’m pretty sure her Keeping Up with the Kardashians contract states they always get first dibs.
The 90s are what’s up in fashion these days or so says Kanye West. Does that mean you should start trolling eBay for Hypercolor Tees and oversized overalls? Maybe wait until you get clear instructions from Kanye first. He’ll be happy to put you on blast like he did his wife and partner in fuckery Kim Kardashian.
Kim Kardashian probably expected to spend the days after Christmas rolling around naked on top of the pile of stocks Kanye West gave her while her army of nannies kept a watchful eye on her kids. But that’s not what happened for Kim and Kanye. TMZ says that their 2-year-old son Saint West was taken to an L.A. area hospital on December 28th with a bad case of pneumonia.
Kim Kardashian gave Kanye West the most thoughtful Christmas present this year: the comfort and joy of knowing no part of him was going to be associated with her family’s final Christmas card. I’m sure she also got him other stuff too, like a new pair of scissors to cut holes in his expensive hobo fashions. As for what Kanye got her, People says that Kim got a box full of thousands of dollars worth of stocks.