Category: Kanye West

This Happened….

December 13, 2016 / Posted by:

And one second after Jabba the Trump stuck out his finger to say, “I’m with stupider,” Kanye’s hungry, hungry booty hole latched onto that thing before completely swallowing up that charred dildo in a baggy suit. If only….

TMZ says that Kanye West is back on his meds after allegedly having a mental breakdown, and last night he flew to NYC with his medical team and Pimp Mama Kris’ leased piece Corey Gamble to interview psychiatrists that can help him whenever he’s on the East Coast. Well, the meds are clearly sugar pills provided by Dr. PMK, because this morning, he met with a level 10 attention whore whose throbbing and pus-stuffed ego maaaaaaay be bigger than his. Giving Donald Trump a compliment gives me the wet shits, but I have to slow clap for him for creating a building that’s strong enough to hold in those two Mars-sized egos.

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Sorry, Beyonce, But It Looks Like Frank Ocean Is Officially Kanye West’s New Obsession

December 9, 2016 / Posted by:

A little over a week after Kanye West was released from the hospital, where he was being treated for an alleged mental breakdown, he appeared in b-hole-hugging jeggings and a dome full of blond hair at a furniture exhibit.

Page Six says that Kanye showed up to Rick Owens: Furniture at the Museum of Contemporary Art’s Pacific Design Center space in West Hollywood in last night. It doesn’t seem like there were any professional photographers there last night, which is why Kim Kartrashian didn’t go with Kanye. But someone managed to take a picture of Kanye sitting on what looks like a $35,000 outhouse stool made of sunstone crystals from Superman’s fortress. The picture was posted on Kanye West Daily, and also shows that Kanye went blond, and I wonder why….

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Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Aren’t Living Together Right Now

December 3, 2016 / Posted by:

Despite her reportedly constant and nurse-like presence at his bedside during his hospitalization for mental health issues, People is reporting that marrieds Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are living separately since he left the hospital. The word is that Kim is allegedly feeling “overwhelmed” and has concerns about Kanye’s relationship with their two children.

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Kanye West Is Out Of The Hospital

November 30, 2016 / Posted by:

After spending over a week in UCLA Medical Center for having a mental breakdown, Kanye West has been released into the care of Knurse Kim Kartrashian and his doctor, Dr. Michael Farzam. UCLA Medical Center may not want to give his suite away just yet, because when Kanye strolls back into his house and sees the Koven and E!’s cameras, he may want to turn the fuck around and go back.

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Kim Kardashian Is Knursing Kanye West Back To Health….

November 28, 2016 / Posted by:

Kanye West’s mental health situation is still in a bad way and it doesn’t look like he’s going to leave the hospital today. Kanye’s paranoia is reportedly so bad that he won’t really let doctors near him, but there was talk that he was going to be released from UCLA Medical Center today. But TMZ says that he’s still not stable enough and so he’s staying in the hospital indefinitely. But don’t worry about Kanye. Kim is taking care of him. And by that I mean, she’s whining out the words, “Honey, just one more,” in a high-pitched whore baby whisper while taking hospital bed selfies with him.

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Kanye West Is Said To Be Paranoid And Possibly Getting Out On Monday

November 27, 2016 / Posted by:

TMZ reports that Kanye West has been having a rough go of it ever since he was hospitalized at UCLA Medical Center with that celebrity ailment popularly know as “exhaustion.” Kanye’s “exhaustion” sounds more like PR-inese for “mental illness,” according to reports that say he’s actually on a 5150 hold due to “temporary psychosis.” Kanye is said to be wrestling with paranoia amongst other symptoms.

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