It’s Valentine’s Day, a day meant to booze and binge eat home alone or spend triple the normal amount on a dinner at a mediocre steakhouse. Ain’t life grand?! Well, if you’re Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, it’s a day to go peak game-ho, and this year that means a private Kenny G concert in the living room.
TMZ reports that Kanye West goofed when he sought permission to sample a child praying for his song “Ultralight Beam” from the wrong parent. But consider this – after getting pissy over a dome not being built, psychosexual feudin’ with Drake, spiritual tree-talkin’, and defending an abuser of a pregnant woman, this is small potatoes. This is inadvertent bad fact checkin’ on the part of one of his underlings. This shit is a negative but also refreshingly normal for this wackjob. Kudos, Kanye, for keeping it the opposite of extra for once.
In a hip-hop humblebrag (aka snippet from a new track) that is both elegant and eloquent, The Game alluded to an alleged sexual encounter he claims he had with Kim Kardashian (via HNHH):
“I held Kim Kardashian by her throat, n***a/ I made her swallow my kids until she choke, n***a/ I should apologize ’cause ‘Ye my folk, n***a.”
Do they give Pulitzers for lyrics? Oh, and when yaps started to flap on social media asking the eternal question “did he just spit lyrics about his friend Kanye West’s wife Kim sucking him off?”, he issued a definitive response to the question. (Oh, and he alludes to having sex with Kim’s sister Kylie Jenner in another song. Dude was practically one of the family.)
Kanye West‘s shoe collection (and all his fashion endeavors) are truly atrocious in terms of style and class and elegance. But now it’s being reported that Kanye’s fashion business isn’t just hideous to look at, it’s also screwing people out of their hard-earned money (and not just the people who buy that garbage).
The Blast is reporting that Kanye West is more like his idol Donald Trump than he probably realizes. The Japanese fabric supplier Toki Sen-I Co. has filed a lawsuit against Kanye and his Yeezy Apparell, LLC for not paying them for work.
There are still a few episodes left of Surviving Surviving R. Kelly, the reality show we’re currently living where artists who’ve worked with R. Kelly try to distance themselves from him. The last episode with Lady Gaga was kind of bullshit, and today’s episode starring Kanye West and Kim Kardashian is even worse. And Celine Dion being in it didn’t really help all that much either. Not even the Greatest Singer In Da World could save this shit show! According to Complex, Kanye was performing at a Sunday Service event where he sat on a stool and mumbled some shit while a choir sang a few of his songs. During one of the mumbling bits, Kanye made some observations about separating the art from the artist, indirectly alluding to R. Kelly and Michael Jackson.
Can you blame Kanye West? What other kind of structure at Coachella would be large enough to contain his
mammoth ego planet-sized talent? Kanye decided not to headline this year’s Drugs-Enhanced Music in the Desert Festival (aka Coachella). And it’s been reported that he pulled out two days before the Coachella lineup announcement because they wouldn’t build him a giant dome. What – you thought it was something as simple as he didn’t want to be upstaged by the hot chicks with the raw talent in BLACKPINK?