HAHAHAHA! I mean, could I see Kim Kardashian sitting Kanye West down to educate him on important things like what’s the best backlighting for a selfie or how to swindle seed money from some unsuspecting fool to use to start a makeup line? Absolutely. Can I see her donning a professor gown to teach him the intricacies of U.S. politics and why Kanye’s former (?) BFF Donald Trump isn’t in line with the Kardashian-West family values? Let’s just say I can imagine that happening as much as I can Donald and Hillary Clinton enjoying a nice vacation together. Either way, Kim is trying to take credit for Kanye taking off that stupid Make America Great Again hat for good. Way to cover your tracks, Pimp Mama Kris!
Regardless of whether she is or isn’t a member of Taylor Swift’s girl squad, Lorde is probably going to get a call from Big T herself today. Because I’m sure the thought of helping Lorde prove that genius Kanye West isn’t as original and creative as he thinks he is has really put some pep in Taylor’s slither. Lorde has performed in a floating glass box, and so has Kanye and Kid Cudi. But according to Lorde, she did it first and Kanye and Kid are blatant copycats.
Thanks to The Cut, we now know what Kanye West smells like. Kim Kardashian was interviewed for a segment called Scent Memories where she was asked a series of questions that under normal circumstances would allow a person to show a little introspection, creativity or imagination. Not our Kim! Despite being an expert in the olfactory arts (in case you forgot, she’s an accomplished perfumer. But don’t worry, she’ll never let you forget it), Kim’s answers were uninspired.
TMZ is reporting that shots were fired at a Beverly Hills house on Thursday night that was serving as a set for a video shoot featuring 6ix9ine (aka Tekashi69), Kanye West, and Nicki Minaj. No one was hurt. 6ix9ine and Kanye were supposedly on set, but Nicki wasn’t. This was a lucky move on someone’s part because one of the bullets allegedly ended up in what was going to be Nicki’s dressing room. Yikes.
McDonald’s touts how billions and billions are served, so it shouldn’t come as a shock when anyone says it is their favorite restaurant. Kanye West did just that on social media the other day, and you’d think the other members of the fast food world would be letting out a collective sigh of relief knowing he isn’t going to show up to their establishments anytime soon. Burger King, however, isn’t taking it easy and decided to weigh in with some sass and a side of fries.
Aristotle’s worst student, Kanye West, is saying that he’s going to try “distancing” himself from the political world after his recent month-long MAGA tour of dropping by offices to drop insane information, and interrupting the closing of a popular sketch show to rant about the amazingness of Donald Trump, and saying we should get rid of the 13th amendment, and acting insane in the Oval Office, and then being associated with that entire “Blexit” fiasco. Well, apparently those t-shirts were the bridge too far for Kanye’s immense mind, and he is trying to pull a 180 and take it all back.