Category: Kaia Gerber
Here Are Some Of The Looks From The Dueling Carpets From Last Night’s Oscar Celebrations
Two carpets, both alike in dignity
(In fair Hollywood, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil shoes make civil rugs unclean.
It’s crazy how those words by William Shakespeare are still as true today as they were in 1996 when we finally understood them thanks to Baz Luhrmann‘s Romeo + Juliet. And this morning, as the sun rose over the detritus of last night’s Oscars celebrations, one carpet emerged victorious and unblemished by the unsightly stains of blood and mud and whatever it was that Fine Ass Jonathan Majors had in his tiny silver sipping cup. For reasons we may only understand after Baz makes a movie about it, after weeks of torrential rain, the Academy of Motion Picture Sciences decided this was the year to break with a 64-year tradition and pull the Red Carpet out from under our feet in exchange for a Champagne Industrial Rug. For revenge, Florence Pugh could barely be bothered to dress for the big event so she just brushed her ponytail to the front and grabbed a beige duvet cover out of the dirty laundry for the Oscars, saving her pink comforter for the Blue Carpet at the Vanity Fair after party.
Austin Butler Has Kicked Off His “Elvis” Oscar Campaign But Declined To Talk About His Ex Vanessa Hudgens
Lady Gaga is probably kicking herself in the pants right now for not auditioning for Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis. Had she nabbed the role of Elvis Presley, she’d be the one telling British GQ how her “body just started shutting down” as soon as they wrapped because of the stress. Instead, Austin Butler gets to use that line in his march toward Oscar buzz, and so far, the best that Gaga can hope for is a Best Original Song nomination for Hold My Hand (Take My Whole Life Too) for the Top Gun 2: Gaga’s Turn soundtrack.
Kaia Gerber Was Seen With Vanessa Hudgen’s Ex Austin Butler And Olivia Jade Was Seen With Kaia’s Ex Jacob Elordi
Minor tremors were felt throughout the LA basin this week as a 2.5 love-quake rocked the very shallow dating pool of 19-25(ish) year-old IT(ish) boys and girls. The Daily Mail reports that a light sloshing occurred when Kaia Gerber’s recently ex-boyfriend Jacob Elordi and noodle-armed ex-collage rower Olivia Jade were “spotted enjoying an afternoon pick-me-up with several friends before exploring the neighborhood with Jacob’s dog leading the way.” Not to be out-splashed by a failed aquatic sportsperson, Kaia and Vanessa Hudgens ex-boyfriend Austin Butler were spotted “attending a yoga class together on Sunday morning before heading off in Kaia’s car.” I’ve studied the photographs of the damage supplied by The Daily Mail carefully and can report that of these two seismic shifts, the pairing of Kaia and Austin is the more significant of the two. You know, from a geological perspective. Honestly, I don’t even know who let Olivia in the pool in the first place, considering she probably can’t even swim or book an audition for The CW.
Cole Sprouse Denies Cheating On Lili Reinhart With Kaia Gerber
Here’s some news you can use the next time you’re on a FaceTime call with the Riverdale-obsessed teenager in your life. Although to be fair, I’m sure there’s some Riverdale-obsessed adults out there who have also been shaken by this recent drama. Or should I say, severe lack of drama. I’m sure Cole Sprouse would prefer I word it that way, because according to Cole, there is no sneaky two-timing going on.
“Imagine” If All These Celebrities Sang In The Same Key
Corona isn’t the only thing going viral these days. With everybody on lockdown and bored out of their minds, we are grasping at straws for anything even mildly entertaining to distract us from this supremely shitty situation. Some desperate souls have even resorted to watching Cats! Which is why you may have seen the video that’s going around where Gal Gadot and a bafflingly random group of celebrities join together as one to sing John Lennon’s Imagine. You see, coronavirus got Gal to thinking: What if we are all really the same? And to her credit, when it comes right down to it, celebrities really are just like us. They’re also bored, scared, barely any of them can sing, and the ones who can sing, are always doing too much.
Pete Davidson Says He Wants To Adopt A Baby With His Mom
According to People, Pete Davidson is ready to move on from traumatizing Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber’s child, to wanting to traumatize one of his own. In a recent interview with Charlamagne Tha God, Pete said that he’s ready to have a kid and he’s considered adopting one with his mom. And to think I made fun of Jeremy Irons for suggesting fathers might marry their own sons for tax purposes! Pete wanting to have a baby with his own mother is way crazier.