Nothing sells tabloids in England like transcripts of a wire-tapped phone conversation of the Royal Family or Cheryl Cole breakup rumors (what will her next last name be?!), but the latest round of relationship-on-the-rocks reports may be false…or at least not ready to be announced until some financial settlement is made. Cheryl was rumored to be in “crisis talks” with the father of her baby Liam Payne, and it wasn’t just a crisis of some of the fug fashion he rocks on Instagram. While the word was they were oh-so-close to breaking up, they both arrived to the red carpet of the BRIT Awards tonight in London looking like their usual Mrs. Robinson-and-boytoy selves. Continue reading
Joey Fatone wasn’t lying when he said that NSYNC was not going to inject some hotness (don’t act like Joey Fatone thrusting his crotch ain’t the epitome of hotness) into the Super Bowl halftime show. Janet Jackson wasn’t lying when she said that she was not going to save the Super Bowl halftime show by popping up on the stage to pull a front panel on Justin Timberlake’s pants and reveal his pierced right nut. Sheila E wasn’t lying when she said that there would not be a Prince hologram during the Super Bowl halftime show. There wasn’t a Prince hologram, but there was a blurry ass Prince projection on a giant wrinkly sheet.
Janet Jackson doesn’t have time for mess. She especially doesn’t have time for the gawky turd who betrayed her and caused her to be blackballed from the entertainment industry! 2004’s Super Bowl halftime show featured a guest appearance by Ms. Jackson’s nipple and the world lost its shit. Whether is was a “wardrobe malfunction” as stated or a deliberate attempt to titillate America, it was a misfire. A misfire along the lines of the Hindenberg Disaster, New Coke, and our last presidential election.
Justin Timberlake returns to the Super Bowl today as the halftime show, and Ms. Jackson wouldn’t set foot in U.S. Bank Stadium if her life depended on it! Continue reading
Justin Timberlake needs your help! He’s trapped in the Country Bear Jamboree show at Disneyland and he can’t get out! In the video for Man of The Woods, the titular Man of the Woods we’ve all been dying to meet these past weeks finally reveals himself and surprise! He’s a total dork. And I ain’t even mad this time. Maybe it’s his wife Jessica Biel’s influence (her production company Pretty Bird is credited) but the MOTW presented here is what Justin should have been going for all along! It’s cartoonish, silly and corny as hell. What a relief!
When it was confirmed that Justin Timberlake is headlining the 2018 Super Bowl halftime show at the U.S. Bank Stadium in Minneapolis, Minnesota, many said that he should rise from the bowels of the stage flanked by his boys Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Chris Kirkpatrick, and Joey Fatone, followed by letting Janet Jackson rip part of his pants off. But even though Justin and Janet are allegedly good now, she wasn’t approached by him to join him on stage. As for NSYNC, Joey Fatone swore that there wasn’t going to be a reunion at the Super Bowl. As it turns out, Joey might have been fibbing, because every member of NSYNC have been spotted in Minnesota this week.
Justin Timberlake seems to be confused. Not only does he seem to think “birthday haircuts” are a thing, he also thinks we’re all dummies for assuming Man of The Woods is a country album. Justin is in Minnesota right now prepping for his big Super Bowl halftime show and it was his birthday yesterday so he’s being really extra. In a video posted to Instagram, Justin fusses in his barber chair like a toddler at Snip-Its waiting on his post trim lolly and admonishes us, the public, for misconstruing his artistic intent.