Despite all the Bible studies, goody two-shoes brunches, and “we’re just fraaaands” hangout sessions, Justin Bieber has apparently still not made it official with ex-boo thang Selena Gomez, but her hearts knows what it wants (sorry, too easy)…and that could mean hopping back aboard the Bieber peen…I mean…dating Justin again! Continue reading
One month ago, Selena Gomez and The Weeknd called it quits after she was rumored to have gone crawling back to her first Canadian boyfriend, Justin Bieber. This situation has gotten just a bit more interesting for those who get off on petty drama (raises hand). The Weeknd has allegedly wiped all traces of Selena from his Instagram page. But according to Selena Gomez, she and The Weeknd are still jacket-sharing friends.
After reading that post title, be my guest and mirror every single “blank stare” GIF ever posted.
Liberal guilt junkie Mackelmore has put his normal wailings of “WHY ME? WHY AM I A WHITE RAPPER WHO HAS SO MUCH??? WHY DO THEY AWARD ME GRAMMYS WHILE BETTER RAPPERS GO HUNGRY?!?!” aside to promote his new record (sans Ryan Lewis) called Gemini. The album must be below par cuz’ he’s breaking out the weird stories to distract us. Weird stories like how he uses that painting of a nude Justin Bieber that he bought to delay his orgasms. Wouldn’t that mean he’s NEVER going to have an orgasm? Is this post actually about how Mackelmore is the chastest white rapper in the game?
First Again comes love, then comes a PR-staged marriage, then comes Selena pushing Bieber in a baby carriage. Okay, that’s not how it goes but it seems like Selena Gomez is taking a post-The Weeknd rebound ride aboard some Canadian bacon. Continue reading
According to UsWeekly, Selena Gomez is doing more than just wearing Justin Bieber’s hockey jersey; they’re allegedly dating again. Really, can you blame her? What red-blooded human could resist the undeniable charms of the celebrity equivalent of that guy who used to sell bags of oregano to 9th graders at your high school.
I’m sure EVERYONE has been wondering what Selena Gomez and The Weeknd did with each other’s things after they unceremoniously decided to end their 10-month relationship. According to UsWeekly, Selena was seen riding her bike around Los Angeles yesterday wearing one of The Weeknd’s jackets. Selena’s not letting a little thing called being broken up interfere with fashion.