There’s trouble in the Lord’s Paradise for devout Jesus-lover Justin Bieber and his now-former religious-maestro, pastor Carl Lentz.
TMZ has video of a pap talking to Hillsong Church pastor Carl. Carl was out saving heathens from purgatory in Sydney, Australia when a photographer asked about the most important news to hit us in recent memory. Yes, I’m talking about those two super rich people getting engaged with that extremely expensive ring. The pap asked Carl if it was true he would be officiating the wedding between Bieber and fiancée Hailey Baldwin, and he did not come off as on-board. Continue reading
Does a John Mayer-issued mockery of Justin Bieber actually cancel itself out before it can even reach Bieber because they’re both douchey? Or is the burn more potent because when even fellow douches are shading you…? “Runaways at the train station”-looking couple Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin celebrated their recent engagement by posting a photo of themselves making out in a hot tub. John figured that the photographer of this pic would have had to actually BE in the hot tub with these two, and called the two of them out on it.
A mere six days ago, 24-year-old Justin Bieber embarked on what will no doubt be a very expensive future divorce when he executed God’s divine plan and proposed to 21-year-old Hailey Baldwin after about a month of dating again. Apparently Justin’s baddecision-making skills worked overtime throughout this whole process, because TMZ says the ring he proposed with cost almost half a million dollars.
It looks like Selena Gomez has started her first round of recent ex-girlfriend going out shopping in front of paparazzi strolls. Congrats to her. After an ex gets engaged it’s good to see a young female celebrity peel herself off her bedroom floor long enough to phone a paparazzi and act surprised when they show up outside. Stay strong Selener!
UsWeekly is reporting that Selena went out in NYC wearing a t-shirt with a message, a message meant for one ex-boyfriend: Justin Bieber. As you know and care, he just got engaged to Hailey Baldwin over the weekend and no one has shut the fuck up about it since. Well Selena had enough of refreshing her Twitter feed reading the positing messages on the #SelenaIsFreeParty hashtag that her mother probably started and decided she had to go out. And out she went. Continue reading
After dragging out the suspense for far too long (no, really – even 15 minutes is asking too much of people’s ability to care), Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin have both confirmed what anyone everyone already knew. And wouldn’t you know it, it was all God’s doing.
24-year-old Canadian hobo-baby Justin Bieber, and 21-year-old American (insert what she actually does here) Hailey Baldwin, got tired of all the media coverage Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have been getting and decided to cut themselves a piece of the engagement-press pie. After getting engaged over the weekend while on vacation, the couple has wasted no time in leaking bits of information about the engagement out to the media. People acquired such info, by finding some fans who were stalking the couple on their Bahamas vacation and managed to snap a pic of Hailey wearing a big-ass diamond on her Put-a-Ring-On-It finger. Continue reading