Category: Justin Bieber

The Weeknd And Selena Gomez Are Still Friends, Or Are They?

November 30, 2017 / Posted by:

One month ago, Selena Gomez and The Weeknd called it quits after she was rumored to have gone crawling back to her first Canadian boyfriend, Justin Bieber. This situation has gotten just a bit more interesting for those who get off on petty drama (raises hand). The Weeknd has allegedly wiped all traces of Selena from his Instagram page. But according to Selena Gomez, she and The Weeknd are still jacket-sharing friends.

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In Unnecessary News, Mackelmore Uses A Justin Bieber Painting To Delay Ejaculating

November 19, 2017 / Posted by:

After reading that post title, be my guest and mirror every single blank stare” GIF ever posted.

Liberal guilt junkie Mackelmore has put his normal wailings of “WHY ME? WHY AM I A WHITE RAPPER WHO HAS SO MUCH??? WHY DO THEY AWARD ME GRAMMYS WHILE BETTER RAPPERS GO HUNGRY?!?!” aside to promote his new record (sans Ryan Lewis) called Gemini. The album must be below par cuz’ he’s breaking out the weird stories to distract us. Weird stories like how he uses that painting of a nude Justin Bieber that he bought to delay his orgasms. Wouldn’t that mean he’s NEVER going to have an orgasm? Is this post actually about how Mackelmore is the chastest white rapper in the game?

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UsWeekly Says That Selena Gomez Is Back With Justin Bieber

November 3, 2017 / Posted by:

According to UsWeekly, Selena Gomez is doing more than just wearing Justin Bieber’s hockey jersey; they’re allegedly dating again. Really, can you blame her? What red-blooded human could resist the undeniable charms of the celebrity equivalent of that guy who used to sell bags of oregano to 9th graders at your high school.

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Selena Gomez Is Still Wearing The Weeknd’s Jacket

November 1, 2017 / Posted by:

I’m sure EVERYONE has been wondering what Selena Gomez and The Weeknd did with each other’s things after they unceremoniously decided to end their 10-month relationship. According to UsWeekly, Selena was seen riding her bike around Los Angeles yesterday wearing one of The Weeknd’s jackets. Selena’s not letting a little thing called being broken up interfere with fashion.

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