Justin Bieber seems to be going full court press on a new look for fall. And to that, some of us say “good on you, celebrity toddler” because he was starting to look like the bedraggled sort of strung-out street urchin that even Larry Clark wouldn’t cast in a movie. He recently shaved that bleach-streaked mop out of his eyes and off his head. And now he’s added a face tattoo to the mix. No, it doesn’t have his street address or Scooter Braun’s cell number in case someone finds him in a ditch. It’s a teeny little tattoo over his right eyebrow that is supposedly part of a couples tattoo scenario with his new wife Hailey Baldwin. At least that’s what Page Six is claiming. It could also be instructions for how to change his diaper. Stay tuned.
They’ve barely been married a month, yet Hailey Baldwin’s sobering influence has already made an indelible mark on Justin Bieber. Gone are the wispy “Barbie doll that has seen some shit” strands of gold that once enveloped Justin’s head like the mane of a jaundiced lion with rickets and mange. Justin Bieber has shaved his head. According to People, Justin posted his transformation yesterday in an Instagram story, when just a few months ago he had vowed he’d never cut his hair again. He said he was going to grow it down to his toes. He lied.
Although by the look of that picture above, he might want to ask someone in his entourage to teach him how to hold a bottle of water correctly. Eh, baby steps. For now we’re dealing with Justin Bieber’s ability to eat a burrito.
Aside from telling the occasional random stranger, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin have been keeping quiet their marriage and there’s a bit of the stale air of mystery hanging over whether or not they actually shackled themselves together for life since they didn’t do it in the eyes of the Big Dog, God. Well, the couple has come one step closer to acknowledging their legal union, because Hailey has just trademarked the name “Hailey Bieber“. And just like that, a marriage is confirmed and a new hashtag is born.
It’s time for Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin to check off the next box on their newlyweds to-do list. The first was to keep quiet for as long as possibly regarding their marriage, and apparently numbers two and three are to confirm their marriage to strangers and consider purchasing the home that a fellow pop star recently overdosed in. So romantic.
Selena Gomez is having a tough time lately and has reportedly checked into a mental health facility for treatment for anxiety and depression. It seems like she’s having a breakdown is awful and all, but what about the person for whom this situation is really hurting? How is Selena’s ex Justin Bieber weathering this storm, you’ve probably wondered? Answer: Not well. And the joy that must spring from getting secretly married without a prenup to a model isn’t helping with his sadness and guilt over his ex. E! reports that Justin is having a hard time and acting like he might be at fault for some of Selena’s pain. Leave it to Bieber (see what I did there) to make the pain of a woman suffering from anxiety and depression supposedly related to her ongoing battle with lupus in addition to complications from a kidney transplant all about him.