B.o.B., whose real name is Bobby Ray Simmons Jr., used to be known as a rapper, a singer, and a songwriter. But recently he’s most well-known for his extremely confusing, sometimes hilarious commitment to his belief that the Earth is flat. 28-year-old B.o.B. is so serious about the Earth’s flatness, he got into it with actual scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson (that debate ended with B.o.B. releasing a diss track).
B.o.B. has been preaching the word of 180° truth on Instagram, but he wants to take his message further. The only problem is, it costs money to be that crazy. Luckily, he’s started a GoFundMe to help raise funds for his nonsense journey.
Azealia Banks has apparently put away the shank she waved in Iggy Azalea’s direction for years, and those two wrecks may have finally trashed their overcooked beef and made up. But as Azealia (temporarily) scratches Iggy’s name off of a list of enemies to cast a black magic spell on, Halsey has stood up and declared to the world that along with good taste and nice wigs, she wants nothing to do with Iggy Azalea.
Lindsay Lohan was on Good Morning Britain today with dried up glob of butt jelly Piers Morgan and she told a story about how she was stopped by an agent at Heathrow in London while trying to catch a flight to New York. No, the agent didn’t stop her because they took one look at her face and believed that she may be The Joker in a bad disguise and is making her way to Gotham City to wreak havoc on it. LiLo says that she was “racially profiled” because of the headscarf she was wearing. And now begins yet another episode of Ginger Wreck, Say What?!
While performing a show in London on Wednesday night as part of Drake’s Boy Meets World Tour, he took a sharp slap at one of his oldest foes, Chris Brown. If Drake’s tour was anything like the real Boy Meets World, this would be where Mr. Feeny sits Drake’s ass down to tell him to stop poking at Chris Brown.
…and so am I, obviously.
It’s been over a week since Mariah Carey’s gigantic shit show hit Times Square and instead of letting the people forget about it, she and her manager Stella Bulochnikov keep bringing it up over and over again. I had no idea that Mimi was the type who after she takes a colossal shit in her toilet, texts you a picture of it and then brings it up again a week later over drinks…and again a week after that over dinner.
TMZ says that Johnny Depp recently filed legal documents side-eyeing Amber Heard’s request for her settlement money. Amber filed a request for order in December which accused Johnny of stalling on the $6.8 million in settlement payments he owed her from their divorce. Money that she had promised to two charities, the ACLU and the Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles. Johnny shot back and asked a judge to force Amber to pony up $100,000 for his legal fees. Now Johnny is accusing Amber of wanting more settlement money. Not because she wants money, mind you. No, in Johnny Depp’s mind, she wants more money in an attempt to stay relevant and keep people feeling bad for her.