I know adding the word “messy” in that headline was extremely redundant of me; I mean, is there any other kind of Kardashian break-up? Yesterday it was revealed 39-year-old Kourtney Kardashian dumped her 25-year-old boy toy Younes Bendjima. Today, we’re watching the other Kardashians get into this Younes situation.
One month ago, Selena Gomez and The Weeknd called it quits after she was rumored to have gone crawling back to her first Canadian boyfriend, Justin Bieber. This situation has gotten just a bit more interesting for those who get off on petty drama (raises hand). The Weeknd has allegedly wiped all traces of Selena from his Instagram page. But according to Selena Gomez, she and The Weeknd are still jacket-sharing friends.
Warning: The following story will make you picture Justin Bieber going down on a girl. Please prepare your gag reflex accordingly.
The Weeknd must have finally gotten sick and tired of Selena Gomez’s jealous ex-boyfriend taking so many swipes at him, because it appears as though he might have finally slapped back. On Sunday night, Justin trolled The Weeknd by joking that Starboy is his favorite song. Justin is probably not laughing at The Weeknd’s latest song. The Weeknd appears on a song released earlier today by Toronto rapper Nav called Some Way in which he sings about getting with someone else’s girl. Around the 1:07 mark, he sings this lyric:
I think your girl, think your girl, fell in love with me
She say my fuck and my tongue game a remedy
TMZ says that fans are taking that as a slap to Justin Bieber.
I don’t want to speculate one way or the other, because this lame war between The Weeknd and Justin Bieber is a lose-lose situation for everybody involved. But I hope for Selena Gomez’s sake that The Weeknd’s lyrics are hypothetical ones. It’s just too depressing to think that she put up with Bieber’s bedroom laziness for as long as she did. If only there was a charitable organization out there called Save-a-Snatch that was dedicated to spreading awareness about sub-par oral skills, Selena might not have suffered so long.
Yesterday a source told TMZ that Justin Bieber thinks this drama-causing thing between The Weeknd and Selena Gomez is just Selena being Selena and hooking up with anyone she makes new music with. UsWeekly says Bella Hadid is co-signing that theory. Except she’s not just gossiping with her friends in the girls bathroom about it; she’s also warning The Weeknd about them. Bella truly is the Paul Revere of her generation.
Like Justin Bieber, a source says that Bella thinks Selena is the type to get involved on the job and Selena is reportedly recording music with The Weeknd. Apparently Bella has alerted her former boyfriend several times about the possibility of Selena using him. Several times! Bella is concerned. Sadly, The Weeknd hasn’t been listening to Bella’s warnings.
“Bella has reached out to Abel a few times and told him Selena is using him,” says the Hadid pal. “He thinks she’s just jealous and isn’t listening to her.”
Good effort Bella, but why does she think The Weeknd cares? I’ve listened to Starboy several times, and it made me want to walk through a Los Angeles pool party high on pills and find some emotionally broken person to have sex with while I contemplate my own existence. What I’m trying to say is, The Weeknd strikes me as the casual type who likes a girl with issues and doesn’t like to get too attached. If anything, Bella’s warning probably just made The Weeknd more into Selena. “So what you’re saying is, she’ll be gone as soon as the song is out? Great, thanks for the tip!”
The 8th grade love triangle drama between Selena Gomez, The Weeknd and Bella Hadid just got a huge injection of used douche water. Troublemaking 5th grader Justin Bieber has shoved himself into the drama. Oooooh, the hall monitor is totally going to report the Biebs when he gets caught trying to sneak into the upper grades side to tussle with his ex and her new dude.
Bella Hadid is seen above letting you know how she feels about her ex-boyfriend rebounding with one of her friends, but if you ask Selena Gomez, they’re more like barely acquaintances.
Shortly after Selena Gomez was papped hanging on The Weeknd outside of a restaurant a week ago, Bella Hadid poured gasoline on their friendship and lit a match by unfollowing Selena on Instagram. That unfollow was no accident, and it sounds like Bella isn’t changing her mind anytime soon. TMZ says that Bella feels Selena is a shady-ass bitch who stabbed her in the back by hooking up with her ex.