Julia Stiles Wants To Clear Something Up

Julia Stiles has some shit to say about the rumor that her legs were the scissors that cut through Dexter’s marriage to his sister. The rumor was that Julia and Michael C. Hall were doing it on the set of Dexter while his marriage to Jennifer Carpenter was breaking into a million pieces. But Julia tells E!’s Marc Malkin that she will not accept Sienna Miller’s invitation to join The Platinum Homewreckers Club. Julia’s loss!

“I have absolutely nothing to do with the split between Michael and Jennifer. We are good friends and enjoyed working together. This is a personal matter between them, and we should respect their privacy. Although I too prefer to keep my private life, private—I felt compelled to dispel the rumors I was somehow the cause for this matter.”

“Enjoyed working together”? CAUGHT! Nobody actually enjoys working with others unless that other is sending a fuckyes wave from your coochie all the way up to the muscle that makes a smile. Yeah, they’re TOTALLY doing it (or not)!

Dexter Moves Fast

If the #1 item on your cum bucket list is to hump on Michael C. Hall, then all you have to do is join the cast of Dexter and there’s a really good chance you’ll be able to scratch it off your list with the fake blood you used as lube to give him a handjob. Michael’s marriage to his TV sister is about to be snuffed out and there are several reports alleging that the bullet came from Julia Stiles’ vagina.

Michael and Jennifer Carpenter announced they were getting a divorce on Monday, but apparently he’s been getting on Julia, who plays his love interest on Dexter, since at least October. That’s what this semi-blind item from Lainey Gossip is whispering anyway:

I mentioned yesterday that there are a few more details about one of the recent splits announced in Hollywood this week. Turns out there was someone else: his love interest this season on his tv show. Their chemistry was so crazy and so evident to everyone that writer and producers, seeing it play out on set, actually cranked up their sex scenes to capture it for show. Her career has seen a resurgence since.

Eventually the two fell in love. They were together, very close, at a Halloween party in New York this fall hosted by a famously controversial writer (this isn’t a super important detail) and those who observed them that night are not surprised now that he’s ended it with his wife.

A source also tells Showbiz Spy that Michael and Julia hung out this week and he was caught kissing her nalgas with his eyes, “Michael was checking out Julia’s butt. He seemed fine though. You would never tell his marriage had just collapsed.”

Damn. When Dexter gets messy, he gets seriously messy. One minute he’s fucking his co-star in his trailer, and the next minute he’s doing a scene with his estranged wife who plays his sister. And I bet Dexter didn’t even bother spraying Binaca in his mouth to hide the scent of Julia’s chocha on his breath! A new meaning to awkward.