Category: Jordyn Woods

Kylie Jenner “Breaks Her Silence” About The Jordyn Woods/Tristan Thompson Cheating “Scandal” 

May 24, 2019 / Posted by:

E! put out a teaser trailer for the rest of the season of Keeping Up With The Korrosion Of God’s Light, and of course it’s all about the Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson/Jordyn Woods drama. The trailer should be studied in science classes, because the Koven members somehow defy the laws of science by “crying” even though their tear ducts were filled with fillers years ago.

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Jordyn Woods Says She Was Bullied By The World After The Kardashians Drama 

April 24, 2019 / Posted by:

Jordyn Woods said recently that dealing with the whole Tristan Thompson/Khloé Kardashian disaster has really awakened her to the truth about the world. Namely, she–a black woman of 21 years of age with, I’m assuming, black friends and family–finally understands what it’s like being a black woman in today’s society… I mean… there were other times… you could have… probably learned that. But hey! Woke is woke, right?

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Khloé Kardashian’s Latest Storyline Is Focusing On Tristan Thompson Not Spending Enough Time With Their Daughter

March 14, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s been a little while since the Tristan Thompson/Khloé Kardashian/Jordyn Woods cheating scandal jumped off of the script pages into real life. What Khloé and her Koven thought would be an easy bout of free publicity destroying the reputation of Jordyn, turned out to be more than they bargained for when Khloe blamed her instead of Tristan. Kris Jenner went straight back to the bowl of ancient bat blood she uses to speak with her wicked gods, and they came up with a new solution: focus on Tristan. Well that narrative is shifting into Phase 2, as it’s being reported that Khloé is getting frustrated that Tristan never sees his daughter, True.

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Kylie Jenner And Jordyn Woods Are Trying To Make It Work

March 9, 2019 / Posted by:

People reports that “self-made” (*loud guffaw*) billionaire Kylie Jenner and her ex-roommate, former best friend, and heavens-how-could-you-homewrecker Jordyn Woods are still in contact with each other and “working on rebuilding their friendship” after Jordyn admittedly kissed Khloe Kardashian’s boyfriend Tristan Thompson. This should only take but a moment seeing as the Kardashians rebuild stuff all the time (faces, asses, etc.). They’re used to renovations.

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Khloé Kardashian Walked Back On Blaming Jordyn Woods For Breaking Her Family Up

March 3, 2019 / Posted by:

The first thing Kris Jenner teaches her spawn (besides “The face you were born with is just a rough draft, sweetie.”) is “ALWAYS keep them sympathetic to your plight”. So, when the public turns on a Kardashian, the Kardashian knows it’s time to course-correct. This is probably why professional wronged party Khloé Kardashian is now tweeting that it’s her swinging dick babydaddy ex Tristan Thompson’s fault that their family broke up not chaste kisser Jordyn Woods.

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