Category: Jordyn Woods

Khloé Kardashian’s Latest Storyline Is Focusing On Tristan Thompson Not Spending Enough Time With Their Daughter

March 14, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s been a little while since the Tristan Thompson/Khloé Kardashian/Jordyn Woods cheating scandal jumped off of the script pages into real life. What Khloé and her Koven thought would be an easy bout of free publicity destroying the reputation of Jordyn, turned out to be more than they bargained for when Khloe blamed her instead of Tristan. Kris Jenner went straight back to the bowl of ancient bat blood she uses to speak with her wicked gods, and they came up with a new solution: focus on Tristan. Well that narrative is shifting into Phase 2, as it’s being reported that Khloé is getting frustrated that Tristan never sees his daughter, True.

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Kylie Jenner And Jordyn Woods Are Trying To Make It Work

March 9, 2019 / Posted by:

People reports that “self-made” (*loud guffaw*) billionaire Kylie Jenner and her ex-roommate, former best friend, and heavens-how-could-you-homewrecker Jordyn Woods are still in contact with each other and “working on rebuilding their friendship” after Jordyn admittedly kissed Khloe Kardashian’s boyfriend Tristan Thompson. This should only take but a moment seeing as the Kardashians rebuild stuff all the time (faces, asses, etc.). They’re used to renovations.

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Khloé Kardashian Walked Back On Blaming Jordyn Woods For Breaking Her Family Up

March 3, 2019 / Posted by:

The first thing Kris Jenner teaches her spawn (besides “The face you were born with is just a rough draft, sweetie.”) is “ALWAYS keep them sympathetic to your plight”. So, when the public turns on a Kardashian, the Kardashian knows it’s time to course-correct. This is probably why professional wronged party Khloé Kardashian is now tweeting that it’s her swinging dick babydaddy ex Tristan Thompson’s fault that their family broke up not chaste kisser Jordyn Woods.

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Jordyn Woods Says She Only Kissed Tristan Thompson (NO TONGUE) On “Red Table Talk”

March 1, 2019 / Posted by:

The somewhat eagerly anticipated episode of Red Table Talk featuring Jordyn Woods and her play auntie, Jada Pinkett-Smith, dropped today and somehow, the earth is still in rotation. We didn’t really learn anything new about what happened The Night The Lights Went Out In Calabasas. But we did learn that Jordyn’s got a posse, and they’re more famous than the Kardashians. But even though she brought out the big guns, she’s still very contrite about her role in the Tristan Tompson/Khloé Kardashian cheating scandal. Which, come on, Jordyn! The Pinkett-Smiths got your back, wile the fuck out. Burn the koven to the ground!

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Jordyn Woods May Have Also Hooked Up With Khloé Kardashian’s Ex, James Harden

February 28, 2019 / Posted by:

The skeletons are falling out of Jordyn Woods closet post-Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson cheating scandal. Or rather, Kris Jenner is playing on her demonic flute and calling the skeletons to march out of Jordyn’s closet one after the other to keep the publicity generating, as it is now being reported that Jordyn once hooked up with Khloé’s ex, basketball player James Harden.

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