Category: Jonathan Cheban
Sketchy Food “Expert” Foodgod Got Burned By A Sketchy Burger Chain
Burgerim is a burger chain that’s been accused of bilking hundreds of hard working Americans out of their life savings, so it should be no surprise that Foodgod is involved. According to Page Six, The Scam Artist Formerly Known as Jonathan Cheban “has become a victim of the catastrophic collapse of an allegedly sketchy burger chain,” but upon further investigation, the real victims were the people who, with the help of Foodgod, were enticed into sinking their life savings into Burgerim franchises only to be left holding the bag when the company’s founder and president fled the country (via Restaurant Business). But yes, boo-hoo, Foodgod is also out whatever the monetary equivalent of 2 free pairs of Yeezys is. How will he ever survive. He’s going to have to start dipping his chicken wings in copper (or, fingers crossed, lead) instead of gold.
Jonathan Cheban Officially Changed His Name To Foodgod
Jonathan Cheban went from pretending to be Kim Karsahsian’s best guy friend on KUWTK to changing his name to Foodgod and pretending to be a food expert, probably because Kim balked when he asked if he could legally change his name to Kim K BFF. But because Kim has powers the federal government does not have, Jonathan has been allowed to make his name change to Foodgod legal. According to TMZ, the official judgement was entered last week in Florida, which is Foodgod’s primary residence, and helps to explain at least a little bit.
Kim Kardashian Is Very Sorry For Saying The R-Word
This is why it’s important to take selfie breaks every once in a while to read the damn news. Because if Kim Kardashian did that sort of thing, she might have read about Shaun White getting in trouble for his Simple Jack Halloween costume. And she might have said to herself, “So apparently we don’t use the r-word anymore? Good to know.” But a self-obsessed fame whore never takes a break, and so up until last night, Kim casually threw around the r-word. After getting called out by people who are familiar with the current protocol on such a word (aka don’t use it), Kim is apologizing.
Jonathan Cheban Is Legally Changing His Name To “Foodgōd”
Kim Kardashian’s second best non-family friend (her first goes by the name Doctor-something) Jonathan Cheban has managed to get his little side-project some attention. Last year, Jonathan tried to re-brand himself as more than just the guy who follows the Kardashians around. He called himself Food God (stylized as the much more insufferable foodgōd) and appointed himself as the deity of acting like a snob at restaurants. All of Jonathan’s social media handles are @foodgod, and he’s decided to commit even more to his douchey moniker.
Kim Kardashian Tried To Get A Little Attention By Hinting At A Pregnancy
Surprisingly, this situation doesn’t involve Kim Kardashian responding to yesterday’s news that Beyonce is pregnant with twins by speed-dialing TMZ and letting them know a “source” thinks she might be pregnant with triplets. This situation with Kim actually happened two days ago.
Kim Kardashian’s Best Friend Jonathan Cheban Is Now A Food Expert
Kardashian barnicle Jonathan Cheban, having tired of his occupation as “Kim’s douchebag bestie” has now decided he’s a food expert. He calls himself @FoodGod on Snapchat and, SPOILER ALERT, he’s still a douchebag except now he’s a menu expert. This interview he did with GQ actually made me feel sorry for Kim, Khloe, and the rest of the koven. They hang out with this fool. Feeling anything but revulsion for the K-Klan made me want to close my laptop and sign in to a monastery because where else can you turn when that happens? GQ went to dinner at NYC’s Tao restaurant with Jonathan and sparkling gems were mined.