Category: John Cena

John Cena Vows To Impregnate Nikki Bella

June 18, 2018 / Posted by:

There’s been a development in the Nikki Bella/John Cena relationship, y’all!  Everyone’s favorite soap opera with fists–WWE–is known for it’s high-octane drama and Rupaul-level theatrics, but we often forget what keeps the whole machine running: it’s heart.

Previously we’ve seen the two break off their engagement; we learned it was because John really hated the idea of babies or marriage; and then we saw John make a very public announcement of his continued love for her, which she was, like, totally stunned about! The totally real drama continues!

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Nikki Bella Is Dumbfounded Over John Cena Saying He Still Wants To Marry Her

May 15, 2018 / Posted by:

When you’re a normal wrestler, you take your frustrations out on some dumbbells and add a few extra sets at the gym. When you’re John Cena, you just head over to the set of Today to toss back some chardonnay with Hoda Kolb and Kathie Lee Gifford. John went to those two wrecks to talk about his feelings and how he still wants to marry and have babies with ex-fiancée Nikki Bella. Much to the delight of John and E! network executives, she isn’t totally turned off by the idea. Continue reading


John Cena And Nikki Bella Have Called Off Their Engagement

April 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Sad news for fans of both rasslin’ and weddings. There will be no WWE Presents: Two Rings in the Ring marriage ceremony throw-down for John Cena and his professional wrestler fiancée Nikki Bella. John proposed to Nikki during WrestleMania 33 last April. A year later, a rep for the two of them confirmed to E! News that John and Nikki have decided to separate after six years together.

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Open Post: Hosted By JiffPom At The 2018 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards

March 26, 2018 / Posted by:

The 2018 Kids’ Choice Awards, arguably Hollywood’s most wholesome event of the year (save perhaps the Silverlake Vegan Nut Cheese Invitational), were held on Saturday. Obviously JiffPom was Best In Show but there were plenty of lesser bitches vying for attention on the orange carpet. It was a veritable who’s who of “whos?“s!

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John Cena Shaves His Balls And Doesn’t Care Who Knows About It

July 14, 2017 / Posted by:

WWE wrestler John Cena shaves his balls with a razor. He also shaves his knuckles (presumably with the same razor). And what about the crack of his ass, you ask? Yep, you got it. He shaves that, too. Every. Day. He also says he spends up to 30 minutes to an hour a day shaving. These are details John Cena feels perfectly comfortable sharing with you, according to People Magazine.

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