Category: Joe Jonas
Sansa Stark From “Game Of Thrones” Denies Spitting Out The N-Word In A Video
Sophie Turner, who is best known as Sansa Stark from Game of Thornes to nerds and Joe Jonas’ latest beard to us shady queens, has now got some people wondering if she shares a bloodline with the Hiltons. In a video that’s been spreading like Joe Jonas’ ass cheeks in that fairy tale sex tape that proved to be a lie, some are hearing Sophie Turner say, “What up, my n—-!” But Sophie Turner says that she would never! Only your ears can be the Judge Judies and decide!
Halsey Served Up Some T-Boz Realness At The Grammys
The Grammys are the time and place for some high fashion fuckery. You can go high concept crazy (see: CeeLo Green), or you can go tacky casual with a twist of try hard. Halsey chose the latter. Halsey told Giuliana Rancic that her look was “a little TLC, a little Aaliyah.” When I first saw Halsey on the red carpet, I immediately got a T-Boz in the Creep video vibe. Halsey must have realized that she couldn’t blatantly rip-off such a legendary look without receiving a cease-and-desist, and so she added her own spin. And in this case, her spin was to ditch the matching robe and walk down the red carpet with her tits out. She also went with her natural hair, which was a choice. Personally I would have gone full-homage to T-Boz with some bangs and side-curtains. But I’ll give her a pass on this one. If she didn’t have time to steam the wrinkles out of her ensemble, I doubt she had time to clip on some hair.
Open Post: Hosted By Joe Jonas In His Chonies For Guess
I am fading faster than a Jenner after not taking a selfie for a full 30 minutes. Since last week, a cold or the flu has been trying hard to possess my body and I’ve been fighting it off with the usual: Theraflu, whiskey, weed laced with crushed Vitamin C pills, Lipton Soup Secrets and episodes of The Golden Girls (that shit is like industrial-strength antibiotics for the soul). I thought I beat it, but then this morning I woke up feeling like Amanda Nunes flinched at me. I was going to say that I felt like I just spent 1 millisecond in the ring with Amanda Nunes, but I wouldn’t feel a thing if I just spent 1 millisecond in the ring with Amanda Nunes, because I’d be dead. So because I’m officially sick, I’m checking out early. But instead of feeling sorry for my sick self, I’m feeling sorry for the Photoshop artiste who sprained their hand while Photoshopping these pictures of Joe Jonas to the moon and back.
Joe Jonas is the new face, crotch and ass of the line of underwear from Guess, the brand that us 80s kids begged our parents to buy. The closest I got were Guess knock-off jeans that my mom bought me in Tijuana. Guess released a bunch of pictures of a shirtless Joe Jonas working a pair of Guess undies with Charlotte McKinney. That top picture looks all kinds of off. It’s like they pasted Joe’s head on some other model’s body and then slapped the finished product in front of a Sears Portrait Studio background. It looks like fapping material that a crazed Jonas Brother fan put together.
But with that being said, these pics got dude nipples and man chonies, so I’ll take ’em.
Pics: Guess
Joe Jonas Thinks Gay Fans Sending Him Dick Pics Is Funny
Joe “Thirst Trap” Jonas is all “whatever” about guys sending him pics of their junk. In fact, he’s so chill about it that one suspects he’s started a Pinterest board for himself called “Fan Cocks” just to keep all that dick organized. In an interview with PrideSource, “The One With The Band Who Doesn’t Act And Has The Biggest Dick” says that dudes direct message him with all sorts of stuff – but usually it’s peen. By the way, his brothers are “The One Who Seems Totally Gay, But Has A Wife And A Kid” and “The One Everybody Wishes Were Gay, But Nonetheless Keeps Putting It In Our Faces… The Big Gymbunny Tease.” And there’s your handy guide to the JoBros! “Dlisted: Classifying Celebrities For You Since 2005.”
Open Post: Hosted By Amber Heard Looking Not Glamorous At The Glamour Awards
Glamour’s annual Women of the Year award happened last night in Hollywood and the dress code must’ve been: MESS! Because most of them were.
Gwen Stefani (in the gallery) looked like an off-brand quinceañera Barbie and Zendaya (also in the gallery) wore some floral glove things that made it look like she just double fisted a flower fairy. And then there was Amber Heard whose dress looks like it was made out of the dusty curtains, crib skirt and pillow trim from an old-timey rich baby girl’s nursery. That dress is what Miss Havisham would wear if she was finally evicted from Satis House and had to make coins by selling ass at a brothel.
Amber hasn’t worked many red carpets ever since she settled her divorce from the angry scarf rack, so maybe she purposefully wore something busted. That way reporters wouldn’t ask her about Johnny Depp, because they’d be too busy wondering who and what the hell she’s wearing. Well played!
And here’s a zillion more pictures from last night including Lena Dunham who worked baby bangs and a constipated face.
Pics: Wenn.com
Joe Jonas Was Seen “Kissing” Sansa Stark
The current #1 spot on the top of Ashley Greene’s shit list Joe Jonas might have a new special person in his life. And it looks like the lucky lady who gets to brush up against his thick n’ juicy brows as she goes in for a smooch is Sophie Turner, aka Sansa Stark from Game of Thrones.