Category: Joe Jonas
Sophie Turner Reveals She Was Suicidal During Her Rise To Fame
Page Six is reporting that fame hit Sophie Turner hard. While speaking on Phil In The Blanks, Dr. Phil‘s podcast (of all places), she revealed that during her come up in Hollywood after getting cast on Game Of Thrones, she dealt with a lot of depression and actually thought about suicide. Sophie, no! Sansa Stark must sit atop the Iron Throne!
Brienne of Tarth Is The Clear Winner Of The “Game Of Thrones” Red Carpet
Put Brienne of Tarth on the Iron Throne and let’s be done with it. She’s clearly the baddest bitch in all of the 7 kingdoms. At last night’s final season premiere of Game Of Thrones in NYC, Gwendoline Christie brought both the fire and the ice to the red carpet. Instead of relying on Oathkeeper as she does on the show, Gwen relied on what her momma gave her to slay the competition. Brienne of Tarth must have had Cersei Lannister so shook she didn’t even bother to show. However, Gwen’s shine didn’t seem to intimidate Kit Harington one bit.
Sophie Turner Explains Crying In Public With Joe Jonas: It Was Her Period
Recently a photo was taken of Sophie Turner and her fiancé Joe Jonas while they were out and about in New York City. The picture was extremely interesting to the general public because she’s sobbing like she just found out Joe wants DNCE to perform her wedding march. Rumors went around about what caused Sophie to burst out in tears. We FINALLY have clarification!!!! UsWeekly has all the details and they can be summed up with one word: Period. Continue reading
Joe Jonas And Sansa Stark Are Engaged
After less than a year of dating, 28-year-old Joe Jonas and 21-year-old Sophie Turner (Sansa Stark from Game of Thrones) have decided to make it a permanent thing by getting married. How I hope he keeps the Baby Magnum P.I. moustache for his wedding day. There’s nothing more romantic than wiping a snot sniffle out of your upper lip warmer.
Open Post: Hosted By Joe Jonas’s VMA Pornstache
I moustache you ask a question: why the hell is everyone rocking a flavor saver these days? Over the last year, the official lewk of everyone in my local gay watering hole went from hairless ferret to Cousin It, and it’s spooking the Ketel One! Joe Jonas joined the ever-growing list of upper-lip hair enthusiasts.
Open Post: Hosted By Charli XCX’s Meat Market “Boys” Video
Unlike a certain goody, goody pop star who pretends like a wild night for her is when she, Meredith Grey, and Olivia Benson stay up late sipping Swiss Miss and watch Murder, She Wrote, Charli XCX ain’t fucking around. Or maybe she is. While she’s singing, “I was busy thinkin’ bout boys, boys, boys” in her latest video (same, girl), I can certainly see why. It’s like a peen parade. No, you don’t see actual peen, but plenty of man nalgas!