Category: Joe Alwyn

The Swifties Drove Actress Emma Laird To Restrict Her Comments After She Dared Post A Photo Of Joe Alwyn

April 20, 2023 / Posted by:

Emma Laird, you may not be immediately familiar with the name. She’s a 24-year-old Scottish actress, and she has currently become Public Enemy #2 of the Swifties (Scooter Braun is permanently #1). Why, you ask? Because in a photo dump on Instagram of her new film–which happens to also star 33-year-old Taylor Swift‘s 32-year-old ex-boyfriend Joe Alwyn–Miss Emma thought she was allowed to post a picture of Joe! Wow! That psycho bitch! How dare she?! Post a photo of a man she’s in a movie with, alongside several photos featuring other people as well!? Sickening. And the Swifties let Emma know it so hard she had to disable the comments.

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Sources Say Taylor Swift And Joe Alwyn Split Over Personality Differences And His Struggle With Her Fame

April 11, 2023 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, many a Swiftie’s Easter was ruined when they learned Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn had split up after six years of dating. Planted sources and/or Taylor’s snakiest friends claimed that the break-up was “amicable” and “not dramatic.” Now, People reports that more insiders have come out of the woodwork to share their opinions on why the couple called it quits. And, no, the reason isn’t a torrid love affair with serial sperminator Nick Cannon. It’s boring old incompatibility.

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Taylor Swift And Joe Alwyn Are Over After Six Years Together

April 9, 2023 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift has already repeatedly come for the Easter Bunny’s job by dropping all her “Easter Eggs” in her songs, videos, posts, and pretty much everything else she does. And now, Taylor has completely stolen the spotlight from the Easter Bunny during his big co-headlining weekend with Jesus! Because Entertainment Tonight was the first to report yesterday that the Easter Bunny’s nemesis and her boyfriend of six years, Joe Alwyn, broke up a few weeks ago, and it was “amicable.” People co-signs ET’s news that Toe is over. Well, while some of us leave relationships with nothing but a heart full of regrets and a crotch full of crabs, Joe is leaving his relationship with the damn Grammy he won thanks to Taylor. That’s a parting gift almost better than Derek Jeter’s Derek Jeter-themed one-night-stand gift basket.

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There’s Another Rumor That Taylor Swift And Joe Alwyn Are Engaged

February 18, 2022 / Posted by:

This isn’t the first time this rumor has come up. Doesn’t it always feel as though Taylor Swift is on the brink of an engagement? There’s definitely a secret Pinterest board titled Swiftly Ever After out there somewhere. But according to Life & Style (so grain of salt), Taylor Swift is engaged to her boyfriend of over five years, Joe Alwyn.

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Taylor Swift’s Fans Think She Might Be Engaged To Joe Alwyn

December 4, 2020 / Posted by:

The Swifties are at it again! Taylor Swift’s favorite part-time hobby to drop hints and clues in her songs (her favorite full-time hobby is dragging Scooter Braun). And because of her enthusiasm for teasing, her fans have begun examining everything she does with a fine-toothed cat grooming comb. Everything Taylor does, posts, publishes, or sings about could contain a possible clue to some big reveal. Last year, some of Taylor’s fans thought that hidden within the song “Lover” was the secret reveal that she had gotten engaged to her boyfriend of more than three years, Joe Alwyn. That didn’t end up being true, but it hasn’t stopped the Swifties from speculating on her engagement status. Another day, another Taylor Swift song that might actually be an engagement reveal.

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