Category: Jodie Sweetin

How Rude! Stephanie Tanner Files Papers To Legally Quit Her Third Husband After A Year Of Marriage

June 25, 2013 / Posted by:

Jodie Sweetin filed papers in L.A. recently to legally separate from Morty Coyle, her third husband and father of her second kid, because she woke up one day and realized that his name is Morty Coyle. Jodie and Morty Coyle got married in Beverly Hills in March 2012 and they have a 2-year-old daughter Beatrix together. Jodie also has a 5-year-old daughter Zoie who she made with her second husband Cody Herpin. Yes, Stephanie Tanner’s second husband’s name is Cody Herpin and her third husband’s name is Morty Coyle. Both of their names sound like really happy diseases. I’m going to bet that her fourth husband’s name will be Joshy Chlamydien.

TMZ says that Jodie is asking the judge to give her primary custody of Beatrix and she also wants their 2000 Toyota Avalon and she wants to split the $200 balance on their Kohl’s credit card 50/50. It goes without saying, but I’m sure the judge will also give Stephanie Tanner primary custody of Mr. Bear and her arch rival Kimmy Gibbler.

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Jodie is 31 years old and her first marriage lasted 4 years before it crashed into the kitchen and died, her second marriage ate shit and now her third marriage is lying in a coffin. I don’t have to read Stephanie Tanner’s whore-o-scope to know that her heart isn’t going to be full until she marries her childhood true love Harry Takayama.

Here’s Stephanie Tanner and Morty Coyle during happier times last year.

Pics: Kimmy Gibbler’s Instagram, Wenn.com

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