Category: Jimmy Fallon

Madonna Flashed Her Butt To A Scandalized Jimmy Fallon On “The Tonight Show”

October 8, 2021 / Posted by:

Jimmy Fallon must be the only person in the known universe who isn’t familiar with current-day Madonna. Because when Jimmy brought Madonna out onto the stage of The Tonight Show last night to promote her new Madame X documentary, his face was like a guide to the Kubler-Ross model for the five stages of grief, except it was the six stages of disbelief. Shocked, Scandalized, Horrified, Appalled, Outraged, and whatever word you’d use for the panicky feeling a late-night talk show host gets when they really want to cut to commercial. And we hadn’t even gotten to her double-stuffed butt cheeks yet!

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Horatio Sanz Has Been Accused Of Grooming And Sexually Assaulting A Minor At A “Saturday Night Live” Cast Party 

August 13, 2021 / Posted by:

Well, this is profoundly gross if not terribly shocking. Another male comedian, this time Saturday Night Live alum Horatio Sanz, has been accused of grooming a teenage girl online. A new lawsuit claims that Horatio “allegedly groomed and sexually assaulted an underage superfan at a “Saturday Night Live” party — as cast members looked the other way.” His accuser says that the grooming began in 2000 when she was 15 and Horatio was 31 and that Horatio developed and maintained a sexually explicit relationship with her online. Good thing Horatio was so funny when he broke character that one every time or else he might lose some fans over this. I did look to see how the #HoratioHive was taking the news, but it turns out it doesn’t exist.

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Jimmy Fallon Had The Creators Of TikTok Dances On “The Tonight Show” After The Addison Rae Backlash

April 6, 2021 / Posted by:

Jimmy Fallon and 20-year-old TikTok star, Addison Rae, recently caught shit for a segment on The Tonight Show where Addison did a bunch of TikTok dances poorly which she had no involvement in creating. People got pissed that a young pretty white girl was getting all the attention for doing TikTok dances that were mostly created by Black TikTok creators. So Jimmy and The Tonight Show did a little damage control and decided to have a Zoom chat with the creators of those same dances.
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Addison Rae Responds To The Backlash Over Performing TikTok Dances On “The Tonight Show” Without Crediting Black Creators 

March 30, 2021 / Posted by:

Addison Rae is a 20-year-old TikTok megastar and that means I know absolutely nothing about her. But she’s big with Gen Z. And both Addison and Gen Z need to go back and watch the cinematic masterpiece, Bring It On because Addison went on The Tonight Show and taught Jimmy Fallon some TikTok dances which were mostly created by Black creatives. So now she’s apologized and hopes to collaborate with those same creators in the future. Imagine if Torrance Shipman said to the East Compton Clovers, “Let’s collaborate.” Screw a remake of She’s All That, this is a shot-for-shot documentary remake of Bring It On.

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Open Post: Hosted By Puppies Predicting The Super Bowl

February 7, 2021 / Posted by:

Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show now hold the dubious distinction of being involved with hosting Open Post two days in a row. But unlike yesterday’s gross revelation of Jeff Bezos hitting up Alexa for kinky roleplay that no one in their right mind wanted or needed, today is Super Bowl LV(55) and redemption is at hand:  It’s all about the puppies!

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Open Post: Hosted By Jimmy Fallon Claiming He Saw Jeff Bezos Say “Who’s Your Daddy?” To Alexa

February 6, 2021 / Posted by:

Before multi-billionaire Jeff Bezos and his shady wonk-eye stirred cautious excitement in the hearts and bladders of beleaguered Amazon warehouse workers everywhere by announcing they were both stepping down as CEO, The Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon had attended a house party where he claimed to have witnessed Jeff speaking provocatively to his own creepy, invasive invention, Alexa. 2021, no one asked for this. 

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