Category: Jimmy Kimmel

“Abbott Elementary” Creator Quinta Brunson Had To Step Over Jimmy Kimmel To Collect Her Emmy

September 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Despite having been nominated for and losing the Emmy for Outstanding Variety Talk Show for the 11th year in a row, Jimmy Kimmel still managed to become the #TalkofTwitter last night at the 2022 Emmy Awards ceremony for stepping over first-time nominee Quinta Brunson’s big moment when she had to literally step over his ass to get to the podium to collect her Emmy for Best Writing in a Comedy series. OK, not literally. Jimmy was laying on his back playing dead on stage, so more accurately she literally had to step over his crotch which proved to me that not only did she earn that Emmy with her talent, but she also deserves an award for Best Restraint for not piercing his nut sack with a well placed 10” stiletto heel. Brava, my Short Queen!

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Jimmy Kimmel Threatened To Call Batman On Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene After She Reported Him To Capitol Police For A Joke

April 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Amy Schumer may have been “triggered” by The Slap, but compared to Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, she’s damn near as hard as Martha Stewart. I’m not sure if MTG even watched the Oscars, given her aversion to pedophiles and glamour, but she was more perturbed by a joke about The Slap than Amy was about it overshadowing her accomplishments as host. According to Deadline, MTG filed a report with the Capitol Police after late-night host Jimmy Kimmel joked “where’s Will Smith when you need him,” in response to MTG calling the three Republican senators who voted to confirm JUSTICE (!!!) Ketanji Brown Jackson to the US Supreme Court, “pro-pedophile.” Well, MGT fucked around and found out what happens when you tussle with the Hollywood elite because Jimmy turned around and called Batman on her ass! The real one too. Not Robert Pattinson’s lonely bat boy, the one in DC! Comics. Not Washington, DC.

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Kourtney Kardashian Corrected Jimmy Kimmel When He Called Her Vegas Wedding “Fake”

April 7, 2022 / Posted by:

The Kardashians are thrusting their silicone round parts in our faces even more than usual lately to promote their new Hulu reality show, The Kardashians. Last night, the Kardashians (sans Kylie Jenner) went on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and Jimmy Kimmel mentioned that, in his opinion, Kourtney Kardashian was “Kardashian of the Week” because she got “fake-married” to Travis Barker in Vegas. Oh please, Jimmy. Kris Jenner is the only one who gets to determine Kardashian of the Week, and it always goes to the daughter that puts the most coins in her pimp pocket. Translation: It’s never been Kourtney!

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Andy Cohen Was Too Drunk To Remember Dragging Bill De Blasio On CNN’s NYE Show

February 4, 2022 / Posted by:

Andy Cohen let loose and got drunkenly sloppy during his job, co-hosting CNN’s New Year’s Eve special with his bestie, Anderson Cooper. During Andy’s drunken good time, he went off on New York City’s exiting mayor Bill de Blasio. CNN stood by Andy and expects to have him back for more NYE messiness, and one person who’s glad about that is Jimmy Kimmel. Andy was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to talk about buying getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and during the chat, Jimmy let Andy know that he thought his rant was the funniest thing ever. We know that Andy stands by his dragging of Bill de Blasio but he reveals to Jimmy that he was so lit that night that he didn’t remember doing it while making his way home.

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Jimmy Kimmel Broke Down While Talking About Bob Saget In His Opening Monologue On “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

January 11, 2022 / Posted by:

As you know, Bob Saget tragically passed away this weekend at 65 and the comedy crowd and beyond has been feeling it ever since. His former co-stars and friends have talked about him and Jimmy is next up to make you cry about a man you never knew personally but felt like you did, as he brought the raw emotion to his opening monologue last night.

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Kathy Griffin Says She’s Totally Cancer-Free After Getting Half Her Left Lung Removed

December 1, 2021 / Posted by:

Last night, Kathy Griffin went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and shared some very happy news: she’s cancer-free! 61-year-old Kathy was diagnosed with stage 1 lung cancer in August. The doctors immediately did surgery to remove Kathy’s tumor, but another scan revealed they missed some. So they went back in and removed half her left lung! Kathy seems to be doing okay, but an intubation tube fucked with her vocal cords, so she’s (temporarily) speaking with a high, breathy voice, which she describes as “Minnie Mouse meets Marilyn Monroe.” Move over ScarJo, there’s a new raspy-voiced sex symbol in town!

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