Category: Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson And Papa Joe Don’t Talk About His Sexuality After He “Betrayed” Her Mother

February 7, 2020 / Posted by:

The return of Jessica Simpson is upon us thanks to her memoir Open Book. So far we’ve learned that she’s a survivor of child abuse, got sober after her relationship with John Mayer drove her to drink, and confirmed that Justin Timberlake is a certified douche. Now Papa Joe has made a guest appearance, and Jessica writes in her memoirs that he “betrayed” her mother and they keep talk of his sexuality in the closet.

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Jessica Simpson Says She Kissed Justin Timberlake After Divorcing Nick Lachey

January 30, 2020 / Posted by:

Jessica Simpson is out there selling her memoir, Open Book, and she’s already been open about being sober, how her relationship to John Mayer caused her to pick up the bottle, and how reality TV did what reality TV does: destroy marriages. And about that marriage that reality TV destroyed, Jessica says that after she divorced Nick Lachey, she treated herself to a lip lockin’ session with Justin Timberlake that ended very badly.

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Jessica Simpson Says Reality TV And Being Too Young Killed Her Marriage To Nick Lachey

January 24, 2020 / Posted by:

Jessica Simpson’s new memoir, Open Book, has already provided us with the very sad revelations that she used to self medicate with booze and pills to bury the memories of childhood abuse, that she was forced to get sober after being unable to get her kids dressed for Halloween, and that John Mayer was kind of a dick (although that’s not really a revelation). Thankfully, there are also some less-sad stories in her memoir. Actually, I take it back. This will be devastating to anyone who was a committed fan of MTV’s Newlyweds.

Jessica has opened up about being one-half of one of the most famous reality TV couples of all time, as well as what she thinks ended her marriage to Nick Lachey. Unlike some juicier celebrity splits, no one cheated or did anyone dirty. Jessica says there were a lot of factors that just kind of doomed the whole thing right from the beginning.

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Jessica Simpson Is Sober After Quitting Booze and Pills, Which She Says Were Killing Her

January 22, 2020 / Posted by:

We’re in the renaissance of the old-school People Magazine article where celebrities spill news and emotions. We used to live in a time where a famous type would never call up People to give them news and would still spill it all on Instagram, but Michelle Williams let us know that she’s got two new additions to her body (an unborn baby and an engagement ring) through People, and now Jessica Simpson has gotten deep and brave through People about the sexual abuse she suffered and her addiction to alcohol and pills. Jessica is now over two years sober and is telling her story in her new memoir and in a cover story for People. Since the People cover story is back, Papa Joe Simpson should follow his daughter’s lead and reboot Clay Aiken’s “Yes, I’m Gay” cover with a “Yes, I’m A Photographer And Still Not Gay, Dammit” cover while cradling his newest twink protégé.

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Pink Jumped To Jessica Simpson’s Defense With A Picture Of Her Kid Getting Her Hair Dyed

August 2, 2019 / Posted by:

Pink’s promise to keep her kids off Instagram lasted approximately as long as it takes for my poop alarm to go off after I’ve had my first cup of coffee. In other words, no time at all! After railing against her haters for criticizing her parenting choices and swearing off sharing any pictures of her kids at all, Pink quickly changed her tune posted them running through the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe in Berlin to prove a point/stick it to the man/show off her mad cocktail-making skills. Now Pink’s using her kids on social media to defend Jessica Simpson against haters who got mad at Jessica’s  7-year-old daughter getting a dye job. To make her point that #ParentingPoliceAreJustLoneySadPeople, Pink posted a picture of her dying her 8-year-old daughter Willow’s hair blue. If you don’t like, too bad. Pink turned the comments off.

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Jessica Simpson Was Mom-Shamed For Dying Her Daughter’s Hair

August 1, 2019 / Posted by:

Let’s just go ahead get this out of the way: the daughter who got the dye job wasn’t Jessica Simpson’s 4-month-old daughter Birdie Mae. The daughter in question is Jessica’s 7-year-old daughter Maxi. Jessica got a couple cool-toned pastel highlights for Maxi, but Page Six says Jessica ended up getting was a full head of harsh mommy-shaming comments.

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