Category: Jessica Simpson

BREAKING: Jessica Simpson Shared A Picture Of Herself Peeing Outside

February 14, 2023 / Posted by:

Between her 2020 memoir, Open Book, and her recent short story about one of her ancient Hollywood hookups, it seems like Jessica Simpson has hit the stretch of her long career where she’s decidedly ready just to let it all hang out. And in that vein, she also decided to prove that she’s still the silliest goose at church camp by posting a picture on Instagram of her draining the main (lady)vein in the grass in the middle of an outdoor photoshoot set. Maybe “outdoor pisser” was one of the line items on publicists’ “don’t date Jessica Simpsonclient guidelines? Though neither Jessica’s crotch nor urine was visible in her post, as per usual, the internet had thoughts.

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Blind Item Time: Jessica Simpson Wrote A Short Story About Being Seduced By A Famous Actor Who Wasn’t Single Back In The Day

February 2, 2023 / Posted by:

Though Jessica Simpson was widely considered “the dumb one” when it came to female pop stars of the early aughts, she’s evolved into a best-selling wordsmith (with an assist from a ghostwriter, of course) and successful businesswoman. But Jessica must’ve recently either gotten bored with making the populace uncomfortable with her Pottery Barn Kids ads or she’s in the market for more money and/or attention; because she just released a short story taken from one of her journals of long ago about the time a major movie star pursued her back in 2001. Disappointingly, she didn’t name any names, but she recalled feeling like a hooker (and I’m guessing not the wholesome, rom-com Pretty Woman kind) before ending the affair.

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Nick Lachey Made An Apparent Dig At His Marriage To Jessica Simpson During The “Love Is Blind” Season 3 Reunion

November 11, 2022 / Posted by:

After Nick Lachey And Jessica Simpson inevitably divorced in 2006 after everyone gawked at the awkward father/daughter dynamic of their marriage on their wildly popular MTV reality show, Newlyweds, Jessica went on to build an apparel empire and start a family with her second husband, Eric Johnson; and Nick tied the knot with Vanessa Lachey (née Minnillo) in 2011 and started a family of their own. Nick and Vanessa have been the inexplicable and seemingly useless “hosts” on every season of the Netflix relationship experiment show, Love is Blind. Do they produce the show? Are they now visually impaired? Has the money run dry? No one knows. But at every turn, they take the opportunity to turn the conversation to themselves and their own marriage as though they’re some kind of beacon of love everlasting. And on the recent Love is Blind season 3 reunion, Nick took a blatant and unnecessary jab at his bygone marriage to Jessica while Vanessa sat right next to him on the couch. I

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Jessica Simpson Used The Gift Of Song To Hit Back At Those Who Were Concerned About Her Behavior And Appearance In A Pottery Barn Ad

November 7, 2022 / Posted by:

For pretty much all of Jessica Simpson’s storied career, people have had a lot to say about her body, whether it was Jessica’s toned Daisy Duke legs, Met Gala Chestica, or her tragic chili-cookoff high-waisted jeans. And though her time spent in the spotlight has dwindled now that she can just sit around and count her fashion line money, not much about the way people dissect her looks has changed; because a couple of days ago, Jessica appeared in a Pottery Barn Instagram ad video and commenters expressed shock and snark at her thin frame and slow drawl.

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The Mommy Shamers Came For Jessica Simpson For Letting Her 3-Year-Old Use A Pacifier

July 12, 2022 / Posted by:

The mommy shamers are out in full force, and, for once, they aren’t coming for CoCo. Nope, Yahoo! News says that today, their pitchforks are sharpened for target Jessica Simpson, who committed the heinous crime of letting her 3-year-old daughter Birdie suck on a pacifier and then proceeded to post pictures of it on Instagram. Disgusting. Please tell me someone in the comments tagged Child Services.

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Jessica Simpson Celebrated 4 Years Of Sobriety With A Throwback Hangover Pic

November 2, 2021 / Posted by:

Yesterday Jessica Simpson posted a throwback Instagram pic to honor four years of sobriety. In the caption of the pic, which is after the cut, she explained that the person in the photo is an “unrecognizable version” of herself who used booze to numb their issues. 41-year-old Jessica writes that she knew she had to take back her life and “brave this world with piercing clarity” by quitting drinking. And she actually did! I don’t know about you, but I’ve had more than one puffy-faced Scarlett O’Hara-esque “As God is my witness, I’ll never drink gin again!” moment, but I’ve never actually followed through. So good on Jessica!

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