Category: Jessica Chastain

Jessica Chastain Responded To The Viral Pictures Of Oscar Isaac Kissing Her Arm On The Red Carpet

September 7, 2021 / Posted by:

This past Saturday, Oscar Isaac took a good, long sniff of Jessica Chastain’s smelly armpit in front of dozens of photographers and industry types on the Venice International Film Festival red carpet. At least that’s what it looked like in the photos. In reality, Oscar was sensually rubbing Jessica, staring into her eyes, and giving her sweet, sweet arm kisses. The slo-mo video of this obvious publicity stunt completely unrehearsed, totally authentic moment between two married actors promoting their new HBO series, Scenes From A Marriage, went viral, with thirsty fanboys and girls creaming their jorts over the actors’ chemistry. Now Jessica has responded with a tweet referencing Oscar’s inspiration: Gomez Addams, the original Certified Lover Boy™… Continue reading

And Here’s Jessica Chastain In Motion As Tammy Faye Bakker

June 9, 2021 / Posted by:

Just a quick holy minute after stills from The Eyes of Tammy Faye of Jessica Chastain in sequins-embedded Tammy Faye Bakker drag came out, a trailer has been released and it shows the rise and fall of the Bakkers as Evangelical royalty and Tammy Faye’s transformation into a gay icon. The Eyes of Tammy Faye was directed by Michael Showalter and he wrote Wet Hot American Summer, so he knows camp, but TEoTF isn’t full camp, because producers do not want to scare off Oscar voters and want to make sure that next year, Jessica Chastain is holding her OSCUH up high as her fake lashes hold their Best Supporting Actress OSCUH!

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Here’s Your First Look At Jessica Chastain As Tammy Faye Bakker

June 2, 2021 / Posted by:

Just two days into Pride month, and we’re already getting pictures of Jessica Chastain as the late, great Tammy Faye Bakker in the upcoming biopic The Eyes of Tammy Faye. The movie is based on the 2000 documentary of the same name and co-stars Andrew Garfield as that shit-heel Jim Bakker and Sean Penn’s father-in-law Vincent D’Onofrio as Jerry Falwell. People has all the pics, and ya know what? Jessica’s Tammy Faye doesn’t seem to be Nicole Kidman-as-Lucille Ball levels of disaster.

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HallelujaHUH?! Andrew Garfield And Jessica Chastain Are Playing Jim And Tammy Faye Bakker In A New Biopic

May 10, 2019 / Posted by:

You’re probably rolling your eyes at me like, “Bitch, shut up, Andrew Garfield can totally pull off Tammy Faye.” But sadly, Andrew Garfield is not slapping a pair of tar-dipped tarantulas from heaven onto his eyes to play Tammy Faye. Jessica Chastain is taking Tammy Faye and Andrew Garfield is taking Jim.

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Here’s Who’s Making The Most Bank In 2019

May 1, 2019 / Posted by:

Variety has published a list of the top earning celebrities for 2019 and Martin Lawrence is sitting pretty at the big boys’ (and girls, and Tommy Girl’s) table. And no, I’m not talking about that Martin Lawrence, I’m talking about original recipe Martin Lawrence. Thanks to his Bad Boys For Life co-star Will Smith, Martin Fitzgerald Lawrence out-earned Academy Award nominees Jessica Chastain and Joaquin Phoenix. The three-time Kid’s Choice nominee was paid $6 million for reprising his role in the Bad Boys 3-sequel. I guess that creepy genie really can make wishes come true!

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Fan Bingbing Is Back And Will Still Star In The All-Female Action Film “355”

April 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Fan Bingbing is back back. The formerly-most famous Chinese actress is finally returning after all of her financial and legal issues. Fan got in trouble for a legitimate amount of tax evasion in China and ended up spending some time at a “resort” of sorts–if you consider Guantanamo Bay a resort. Well now that she’s out of the clink, she needs a new gig to help get money back in her no-longer-fraudulent bank account, and she’s got a pal in Jessica Chastain who is graciously allowing this felon to still be in her all-female action movie, 355.

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