Category: Jessica Biel

Justin Timberlake’s Video For “Man Of The Woods” Is Very, Very Silly

February 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Justin Timberlake needs your help! He’s trapped in the Country Bear Jamboree show at Disneyland and he can’t get out! In the video for Man of The Woods, the titular Man of the Woods we’ve all been dying to meet these past weeks finally reveals himself and surprise! He’s a total dork. And I ain’t even mad this time. Maybe it’s his wife Jessica Biel’s influence (her production company Pretty Bird is credited) but the MOTW presented here is what Justin should have been going for all along! It’s cartoonish, silly and corny as hell. What a relief!

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Now For The Messy Fashion Of The Critics’ Choice Awards

January 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Hollywood decided to wear black at the Golden Globes last Sunday night in silent protest of the industry’s sexual assault problem. But four days later, most Hollywood people at the Critics’ Choice Awards went with color.

Kate Bosworth didn’t wear color, but she did wear a mess. Kate is wearing a dress by Brock Collection, but if I hadn’t been told who made her dress, I’d assume she went into a formal event showroom on a particularly dry day, collected too much static electricity while trying on a bridal gown with her socks on, and accidentally left the store with a child’s christening gown that was stuck to her. The best part is that the fun didn’t end when Kate turned around.

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Justin Timberlake Got Shit For Wearing A “Time’s Up” Pin While Starring In A Woody Allen Movie

January 8, 2018 / Posted by:

Thrower of Janet Jackson under the bus (#NeverForgetNipplegate, especially since they’re bringing his treacherous ass back) Justin Timberlake is all about the “Time’s Up” initiative which looks to call out sexism and sexual harassment in the workplace. He even wore a pin at last night’s Golden Globes! One wonders how he reconciles this with his role in alleged child molester and girlfriend’s daughter marrier Woody Allen’s next flick Wonder Wheel. Selective memory techniques? Continue reading

Ariel Winter Managed To Get Two Times The Attention At The Emmys

September 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Attention enthusiasts know that the Emmys are a tasteful affair; you’ve got to balance out your ass with some class. Thankfully, Ariel Winter showed everyone last night how to do it. Ariel came in a dress by Steven Khalil featuring not one, but two crotch-high leg slits. Angelina, who? I’m sure her dress was very expensive, so for those of you hoping to find the look for less, I would probably suggest Craigslist the day after the next AVN awards.

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Jessica Biel’s Restaurant Is Getting Sued For Allegedly Withholding Tips

September 14, 2017 / Posted by:

A little over a year and a half ago, Jessica Biel opened up a fancy restaurant for wealthy children in Los Angeles called Au Fudge. Things seemed to be going well for Jessica’s little side project until this week. According to The Blast, Jessica and her fellow Au Fudge business partners just received a lawsuit from nine former employees accusing Jessica and Co. of keeping thousands of dollars worth of tips from private events. I get the feeling Jessica screamed something a whole lot less kid friendly than “au fudge” when she saw that lawsuit.

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Thankfully A Bit More Effort Was Put Into The Fashions After The Oscars

February 27, 2017 / Posted by:

We all know that when it comes to dressing for the Oscars, everyone takes it very seriously. They put on a tux or fancy gown that definitely didn’t come with a check attached to the garment bag. Most of the time the result is a one-way ticket to Zzzzzz town (see: a good 75% of the looks from last night). But then everyone gets to let loose at Vanity Fair’s annual Oscar afterparty and put on what they really want to wear (see: The Gold Standard). Like many people at the Vanity Fair party, Diane Kruger wasn’t at the Oscars and she showed up wearing that. 

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