Category: Jersey Shore

The Situation Pleads Guilty To Cheating The IRS

January 19, 2018 / Posted by:

If there’s one thing we all know, it’s that the IRS is the brightest pupil from Detective LaToya’s House of Creeping. In short, pay up or she’ll find your ass. Even though Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino had claimed he had not been guilty of adding tax evasion to his G, T, L to-do list, it appears a deal has been struck since he plead guilty in court today. Continue reading

The “Jersey Shore” Cast Isn’t Exactly Happy About “Floribama Shore”

November 6, 2017 / Posted by:

Like covers of “Imagine,” that “Melrose Place” reboot and fanny packs, sometimes it’s best to just let the original speak for itself…and never try to revive it. So when word got out that the same production team behind Jersey Shore were heading to the Florida Panhandle to revive it in the form of Floribama Shore, some people thought that might not work. Especially the original Jersey Shore wrecks cast. Continue reading

MTV’s “Jersey Shore” Spin-Off Called “Floribama Shore” Is Coming Soon

October 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Back in August, I wrote about the mystic beauty of Destin, Florida. Some have the Hamptons, some have Palm Springs, but those of us who grew up in the South…we had big city dreams, a taxidermied pet or three, and the Redneck Riviera. Now it looks like MTV is ready to shine a light on this cathedral of crawfish stands, totally-illegal-but-fucking-awesome-BBQ stands in the Walmart parking lot, and nightly brawls down at the waterfront saloon. Continue reading

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Here’s The “Jersey Shore” Reunion Trailer….. But Where’s Snooki’s Pickle?

August 13, 2017 / Posted by:

The first trailer for the Jersey Shore reunion was released, and anyone with any marketing know-how would have done this trailer right. They would have opened it with old b&w footage of former Jersey Shore hobbitess (and current thinner Jersey Shore hobbitess) Snooki celebrating pickles back in the day and how much she loves those dick substitutes them. And then new 2017 footage of a svelte Snooki talking about how she might have lost weight but she still loves those dick substitutes pickles! It would hearken back to the old days, and comfort the viewer by showing nothing’s changed that much. Then again, it’s E! and all of their marketing intelligentsia are on the Kardashian project and mostly concerned with making that family palatable to humans. Continue reading

Reality TV’s Romeo And Juliet Have Parted Ways

July 26, 2017 / Posted by:

Because I’m a Grade-A, red-blooded, diva-loving gay gay gay, there is really no better medicine post-breakup than taking a bottle of rosé to the face, watching hours of Sex and the City, and thinking, “At least you ain’t as fucked in the head as Carrie Bradshaw,” before flopping into bed and crying myself to sleep to Danity Kane. Well, I wonder if that would be a bit too meta for Aubrey O’Day, because E! reports she is no longer riding Pauly D’s D. What?! Say it ain’t so! Who gets custody of the joint account at Sun Tan City?!?!?!

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